Sorry for the wait guys. I'm gonna use copied over transcript of 1x5 and 9x3 for some parts.
Disclamer: I own nothing except the Bing kids.
(32/40 weeks: 7/9 months. October 1994)
It was afternoon time, the kids were still at school.
Chandler enters the apartment to see Monica jugging a bowl of cereal on her large belly.
"Eating for two?" he joked giving her a kiss.
"I'm gigantic and my legs are too swollen" Monica complained.
"Aww Baby. I'm so sorry, I love you" Chandler kissed her lips and her ever-growing belly. Where their fourth child and second son was kept for the remander of the pregnancy which is eighth weeks.
"You don't know what it's like to be a seventh month pregnant woman" she looked angrily at him.
"Well hun I was thinking we could go to a romantic dinner Friday evening. My mom said she'd watch the kids and I've already booked it" Chandler loosed his tie
"I love you" Monica wrapped her arms around him.
Back at Joey's apartment, he and Phoebe were talking about their love life.
"Hey Pheebs y'know what?" he asked as an idea popped in his head.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"I think we should set up blind dates for each other on friday night" Joey suggests.
"Ooh great! I already thought of the perfect girl for ya" Phoebe replied enthusically.
Then said "Poopy Diaper Poop".
"Poopy Diaper. Ha ha" Joey laughed.
"Um that rules out Tit Tat as well" Phoebe looked at the man she loved.
"Oh em gi Tit Tat" Joey chuckled.
At the coffee house, Ross N Rachel were talking as she was serving coffee.
"So Rach what're you doin' Friday evening?" Ross asked.
"Laundrama. Monica was supposed to come with me but she just called saying that her and Chandler are going to a romantic dinner Friday evening" Rachel explained.
"Oh really. Who's gonna watch the kids?" Ross asked.
"They said Nora" Rachel replied.
"I love that they love each other so much but I never really approved of the weird stuff Chandler does with my sister in bed. It's like Rambo" Ross groaned.
"Well so do you wanna go to do lawndray with me that evening" Rachel asked running her hands up Ross' chest winking at him seductively. They both have crushes on each other
"You bet your hot mama I do!" Ross grinned.
That evening after their love making Chandler was on the balcony looking at the night sky. Monica waddled with the shawl tightly wrapped around her.
"What's wrong hun. You left me?" she stroked her husband's cheek looking at him dearly.
"I was having some thoughts. Remember the night you cut off my toe six years ago, the night we made Sophie?" Chandler places a hand on her huge belly.
"Oh yeah I remember. We were so young and stupid "Monica smirked.
Then they both leaned on the balcony thinking about the day that changed both their lives for good.
{November 25, 1988. The Geller home. 12am}
Monica said "Hey their Buggerface", "Hi" Chandler said softly.
"Listen I came into here to apologize. Not just because Ross and my parents made me, because I really wanted to" Monica explained and put her head on his chest.
"I accept. Mon?" he asked, "Ya?" she questioned.
"I wanna hold you in my arms, kiss you and make love to you" Chandler told her.
Monica didn't know what to say and before she knew it, Chandler pushed his lips in hers.
"Bedroom?" she asked, he nods and they go upstairs.
In there his hands roamed her body and then he started unbuttoning her PJ pants.
"I- I'm new to this" Monica explained right before Chandler unhooked her bra.
"No worries Babe. I am too, you are in good hands. Good hands" Chandler assures her then slid her underwear down her legs.
Monica took one deep breath then let Chandler carry her away. Knowing that she was giving her flower to her future husband{they got married in july 1989}.
Back to the present day...
"That was the most beautiful night in my life. Despite getting my toe cut off" Chandler smirked and held his wife.
"Make love to me again" Monica said.
"As you wish" Chandler grinned then took her back into the bedroom but careful not to wake Rachel and the kids up.
Friday afternoon where Joey is eating chinese in his apartment..
Phoebe enters and beamed "Joey I've got the most perfect girl for you. Her name is Alex Garrett"
Joey said "Wow" sarcastically.
"Who do you have for me. What's his name?" Phoebe asked.
"Uh Mike. His name is Mike!" Joey lied.
"Okay great thanks" Phoebe took an egg roll then went to Mondler and Rachel's apartment.
Joey grabbed a black book out of one of the draws and started reading "Mike..Mike".
Then groaned in frustration "There's no guys in here."
At the laundromat, an old woman starts using Rachel's machine...
(I'm gonna use script form for the parts copied over from Lives in a box)
Woman: Comin' through. Move, move.
Rachel: Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
Rachel: What?
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(Ross arrives.)
Ross: What's goin' on?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Ross: Was your basket on top?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Ross: So?
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)
Rachel: What's that?
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
Joey enters Central Perk...
Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Joey: MIKE!
Mike: Yeah?
Joey: (Checks him out) Okay! (Walks over to his table and sits down with him)
Joey and Mike are at the restaurant...
Mike: I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just get out of a three-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
Mike: I am Mike.
Joey: Atta boy!
(Phoebe and Alex enter.)
Joey: Okay, look...
Everyone: (Ad-lib hellos)
Phoebe: Joey, this is Alex Garrett. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Joey: Mike, 'attorney at law'!
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
Phoebe: Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Alex: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail
That evening at the restaurant where Joey and Phoebe are with their blind dates..
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mike: No, I didn't.
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Alex: Wait, is your mom okay?
Joey: Please, we're trying to have a conversation. (Pushes the wine glass closer to Alex.)
Alex: Wow, you're a lot nicer on 'Married with Children
Mike: 'Married with children'! That's why you look so familiar!
Phoebe: What?!
Mike: What?!
Joey: What?!
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Mike: (Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
Joey: What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!
Phoebe: Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Mike: I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
Phoebe: (To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Alex is really smart and cute and loose.
Alex: Hey!
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike! Mike!
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Joey: (Alex) You're leaving too?
Alex: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Joey: Good night!
C/M and Rachel's apartment, where Nora enters to pick up the kids.
"Ookay kids be good for Grandma Bing" Chandler tells his and Monica's kids.
"They are always good. We'll have fun, won't we?" Nora grins.
"Yah!" the kids agreed.
"Mom why are you so happy right now?" Chandler asked his mother.
"I get to spend time with my beautiful grandkids" Nora replied then saw a pic of Ross and gushed "Ooh that Ross guy is so dreamy"
"Seriously Mom?" Chandler questioned sarcastically.
Then Monica came out in a red jacket and leggings, very much so displaying the bump(same outfit she wore in 1x5 when her and Joey were going out with Angela and Bob but this is definitely AU).
"Oh my you look so beautiful" Chandler embraced his wife unaware that his mom and their kids are watching them.
A few days later Mike comes in the coffee house to apologize to Phoebe...
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Phoebe: Sure.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Phoebe: Prove it.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Phoebe: That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.
Mike: (Plays 'air piano')
Phoebe: You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Uhuh.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Phoebe: Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers.
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Phoebe: It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Joey: (Walks In)
Phoebe: (To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.
Joey: Look at this. My two best friends!
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
Woah this was so long. I can't believe it's 2016 now! :^)