Authors Note: Okay so I have decided for this chapter and the next two chapters, to be filler scenes before Monica goes into labor with her and Chandler's fourth child and second son(Name's not gonna be revealed until then). Chapter skips a few days from chapter nine(1x09)
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING; no script from the show, or storylines but the ones that I fix, and no characters except the Bing kids.
December 4th, 1994
[Scene: The Bings and Rachel's apartment. The gang, kids, and Geller parents are all eating for pizza]
ROSS: Hey, pizza's here!
PIZZA BOY: That'll be 122.50, Sir.
ROSS[Taking the pizza boxes]: Eh, this is my sister's apartment: she'll pay for it.
DANIEL: Pizza! Pizza!
MONICA: I hope you're all drinking milk. I want to get rid of it. [Saw Sophie throwing food] Hey, don't do that!
CHANDLER: Honey, the pizza boy needs $122.50, plus tip.
MONICA: For pizza?
CHANDLER: 10 pizzas times 12 bucks.
RACHEL: Ross, you've got money! Come on...
ROSS: Traveler's checks.
MONICA: Forget it, Ross. We have cash.
CHANDLER: You probably got the checks that don't work in France.
DANIEL: Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
JOEY: Oh, yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it up, because it's gone.
JUDY: Sophie! Go easy on the Pepsi.
JOEY: Dan! Dan, get a plate. (Joey chokes on the cheese; Daniel pushes him into the table and Joey barfs)
CHANDLER: Mon's delivery room papers! (Chandler spills Pepsi as Joey puts Daniel into a headlock.)
JACK: Watch it! (Jack's chair is pulled out and hits Karen; people start to clean up kitchen table quickly)
CHANDLER: No, no. Get these papers out of here. (Chandler throws away a bunch of napkins, along with Daniel's drawings; Judy picks Karen up)
JUDY: Are you okay, honey? Come here. Are you all right? (Monica grabs Daniel's hand)
MONICA: Look, look. Stop stop! What the hell is wrong with you?
DANIEL: Uncle Joey started it! He ate my pizza on purpose. He knows I hate sausage and olives...
JACK: Look what you did, you little shit!
MONICA: Daniel, get your ass into me and your father's room right now.
DANIEL: Why?
ROSS: Daniel, you're such a disease.
DANIEL: Fuck you Uncle Ross!
CHANDLER: Daniel, get your ass into mine and your mother's room right now and watch your mouth young man!
MONICA: Say good night, Daniel.
DANIEL: "Good night, Daniel." (Exit Monica & Daniel, and Monica takes Daniel out of the famous purple room by his arm)
DANIEL: Wow Mom, what a grip you have for being a nine month pregnant woman.
(CUT TO UPSTAIRS)
MONICA: There are 11 people in this apartment and you're the only one who has to make trouble.
DANIEL: I'm the only one getting dumped on.
MONICA: You're the only one acting up. Now get in mine and your Father's room!
DANIEL: I am in there, Bitch! (Monica opens the door to the master bedroom) Your and Dad's bedroom?
MONICA: Go.
DANIEL: It's scary in there.
MONICA: Don't be silly. Me and your father will be in there in a little while.
Daniel: I don't want to sleep with you and Dad. You know: You and Dad are too romantic and mushy all the time. You'll act lovey dovey in front of me. I know it.
MONICA: Fine, we won't act like it.
DANIEL: I'm sorry.
MONICA: It's too late. Get in there. (Daniel walks into his parents bedroom and stops)
DANIEL: Everyone in this family hates me.
MONICA: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
DANIEL: I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Fuck Families!
MONICA: Just stay up there! I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.
DANIEL: I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anybody else either.
MONICA: I hope you don't mean that. You'd be one sad fucked up little man if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
DANIEL: No, I wouldn't.
MONICA: Then say it again. Maybe it'll happen.
DANIEL: I hope I never see any of you assholes again. And all you and Dad care about is that stupid baby that is coming in four weeks, and Sophie & Karen. Like you couldn't have enough. (Daniel walks into his parents bedroom, Monica closes the door and rubs her large belly. Hoping that her and Chandler's newest son doesn't come out to be like his older brother)
(TIME LAPSE)
CHANDLER: Honey are you okay?
MONICA: I feel terrible. I never should have yelled at our son like that.
CHANDLER: Baby you have every reason to be emotional, you are pregnant. Okay?(Kisses her lips and her large belly)
ROSS: Y'know he was trying to save Joey by giving him the heimlich maneuver.
PHOEBE: Are you okay sweetie?
JOEY: Yeah I'm okay.
THE GELLER PARENTS: We are gonna sleep here tonight. If that's okay with you all.
MONICA: Yeah Mom and Dad.
ROSS: And I don't wanna go back to my apartment.
PHOEBE: Me too.
(SCENE: In CM's bedroom, Chandler is talking to his and Monica's new unhorn son and Daniel is sleeping in the end of the bed with his ears covered.]
Chandler:(To the baby): And Baby Boy Bing, that's why, they tell us not to post-date our Friday numbers.
(Feels the baby kick hard under his hand)
MONICA: I just love how you tell him about your work day. Hubbykins.
(Wraps her arms around him and he kisses her unaware, that their first son is next to them as their 2nd son kicks some more.)
DANIEL: Oh ew! Daddy, Mommy, cut it out! I wanna go but I'm stuck here.
(Covers his ears with a pillow, groaning in disgust)
[SCENE: The Bings and Rachel's apartment. Everybody is at the table eating breakfast]
PHOEBE: Since tonight is the kids school play, I was wondering if I could join it.
(Mondler nod in approval)
PHOEBE: Great, I just gotta iron my good dress today!
RACHEL: Well I gotta go to work right now. C'ya later all! Bye sweetie.
(Kisses Ross' cheek then exited the apartment)
(LONG STORY SHORT: That evening, Mondler regretted letting Phoebe help out at the kids school play.)
ENDING CREDITS
[SCENE: Back at the apartment. Kids, and gang are there. The Geller parents left. But now the kids are alseep]
MONICA: I'm so terribly uncomfortable. (To the baby) GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!
All: Whoa.
CHANDLER: Aww Baby. I'm so sorry, you are so miserable.
(Kisses her lips softly and her large belly where he can feel their fourth child and second son kick under his lips)
MONICA: Shut up Bing! You got me pregnant again.
JOEY:(To Chandler) Wow, she's super moody, how the hell did you put up with her ever since you knocked her up on Thanksgiving '88?
ROSS: Joey! I don't wanna bring up Chandler knocked up Monica on that Thanksgiving.
Authors Note: Good night!