God, I just love writing about pregnant Mondler but I can't think of anymore filler scenes.
{9 months. 40/40 weeks. December 20, 1994}
Four 1/2 and weeks later, everybody was sitting at the table in apartment #20 eating breakfeast.
"Why won't the baby come out now. I am so tired of being pregnant?" a nine month pregnant Monica groans.
"Babe the baby loved being in you. Correction all our kids did" Chandler comforts his wife.
"What do you know you did this to me again?!" Monica looks at him angrily.
"Dude deal with it for the next few days" Joey who is a dumb and sometimes greedy guy but hot enough to the point where even little Karen has a crush on him, whispers to him.
"Hey guys I found a dancing class later on today. You two should go" Ross looks in the newspaper
"Uh I don't know 'bout that. The doctor said for Mon to refrain from a lot of work until she's due in a few days" Chandler points out.
"Chandler! I'm pregnant but I'm not crippled" Monica slapped him in the shoulder.
"Daddy oh please oh please can we go after school" Sophie begs her father.
"Alright pumkin we can but don't make Mommy dance with you" Chandler kisses her forehead.
"Hey Auntie Phoebe can you put this quarter on your forehead" Daniel asks.
Phoebe the orphaned(or what she thinks) perky young woman likes strange things so she nods and puts the coin on her head.
Then Pheobe rolls it down leaving a big pencil mark down her face.
Daniel then asked "Mommy why are you so fat?
Monica said "Daniel!"
The buzzer beeps and Ross says "Chandler your mom is here again".
"Oh my I bet she brought Mistress Bitch with herr again" Chandler groans N lets his mom in.
Joey starts drinking salted coffee again but then spit it out screaming "HEY FOR THE LAST TIME I SAID NO SALT"
Nora who is an erotic novelist and too pretty & young to be a grandmother, sits on the white couch but then a 'TOOT'' can be heard very loudly.
"Ooh Grandma Bing just got pranked" Karen whispers to Sophie.
"I was the one who put it on the couch because I knew she was going to be over today." Daniel flashed a mischievous grin that only a Bing could do.
"Kids did you prank your paternal grandmother?" Chandler asked them with his arm around his heavily pregnant wife who was a Geller and Dr. Geller, ph'd's younger sister. And Dr. Geller, ph'd also known as Ross. Is the golden child of the Gellers and who his little sister Monica who got pregnant by Mr. Bing also known as Chandler at age 19 on thankgiving '88 can never compare to though their parents. Inappropriate but lovable Jack and criticizing but also lovable Judy hate to admit it(dramatic intros)
"No Daddy we didn't prank her. She's the best grandma ever" Sophie denies the pranking part.
Chandler lifts up the couch cushions and saw the whoopie cushion holding it up.
"I want you to apologize to her right now" Chandler tells them.
"I'm sorry Grandma Bing. You really are my favorite grandmother" Sophie hugged Nora.
"Woah when did you start to hug so tight?" Nora pinches her oldest grandchild's cheeks.
Chandler then noticed the grin on his son's face that looked like he was up to something and reliazed he was the on who put it there.
"I want you to apologize to her right now" Chandler told him
"I'm sorry" Daniel hugged his parental grandmother.
"And I'm sorry about the pranks they pulled on you Mom" Chandler apologized to his mother.
"It's ok and I have fun with them. It gives me the benefit of the doubt of being a young grandmother" Nora winks seductively at Ross as her grandkids hug her.
That afternoon Monica is having lunch with her mother.
"Mom I just want little Baby Boy Bing to come out now" Mknica confides.
"I know sweetheart. Before you know it you and Chandler will a second son" Judy says and adds "Have you two picked out any names yet"
"Yes Mom we have. Luke, Francis, Anthony, Gabriel, Jonathan, Jason and Nicholas" Monica answers fanning herself.
"Well I think you two should name him Luke Francis" Judy suggests looking at the menu.
"Aww Mom thank you. I'll see what he thinks about that later on" Monica is in astonishment.
Then when it's time to go Monica gets out a credit card and hands it to the waiter but then Judy pays instead and then helps her daughter up.
That evening C/M and the kids are at dancing class but then they hear someone call her name and a tall dutch woman comes up.
"Did the lady just say my name" Monixa asks her husband.
"Baby let's not worry about that" Chandler places a hand on her large belly.
Everybody keeps on saying that Monica is so big that she's gonna pop any second from now.
Twenty minutes later the dutch woman comes up to Monica and asks "What is your name".
Monica is trying to think of a name replies "Monanna", then the real one and the fake one start dancing but then Monica let a out a scream souding like "Woah OOH".
A pile of water forms beneath her and Chandler hearing his pregnant wife's cries comes around with the kids asking "Honey what just happened."
"Baby Boy Bing is coming out of me right now. Hurts so bad" Monica cries in terrible pain. "Cara Mia let's get you to the hospital" Chandler puts her hands in his and leads her out of the dance studio into the outdoors with the three kids behind them.
"Come on people! My wife is in labor" Chandler calls out to people in the way.
"It hurts so bad" Monica cried then screamed "Contraction! Contraction!"
"Babe it's gonna be fine" Chandler reassures her then places a hand on her huge belly.
Kissing her lips softly then walking her and the kids to the car as fast as possible.
TBC...