-Previously on F.R.I.E.N.D.S...
A pile of water forms beneath her and Chandler hearing his pregnant wife's cries comes around with the kids asking "Honey what just happened."
"Baby Boy Bing is coming out of me right now. Hurts so bad" Monica cries in terrible pain. "Cara Mia let's get you to the hospital" Chandler puts her hands in his and leads her out of the dance studio into the outdoors with the three kids behind them.
"Come on people! My wife is in labor" Chandler calls out to people in the way.
[Back to present day. They are in the the car now]
"Oh no. No" Monica screams as she experiences another contraction.
"Babe we are almost here" Chandler rubs her leg.
"Is Mommy gonna be 'kay kay?" Sophie asks.
"Yes she is" Chandler tries to stay calm for the kids and most importantly Monica.
Then when they run into the hospital and at the front desk, Chandler shouted "LABOR IN WIFE. FAST NEED HELP"
"Did you mean your wife is in labor and you need help fast?" the lady at the front is confused.
"Yeah you know what I mean" Chandler goes along with it.
"Well we have a private room all ready for her" the lady smiles.
In the labor room Chandler calls the apartment.
"Hello who is this" Rachel asks.
"It's me Chandler. Monica's water broke while we were dancing. Can you guys come and watch the kids here please" Chandler asks into the phone.
Rachel annouces to the gang "Oooh Mon's having the baby now" and comes back on the phone saying "Yes"
Hours later the gang and the Gellers are at the hospital also and Joey is seen puncing a vending machine.
Phoebe comes up asking "What are you doin'?" Which causes Joey to stop beating it up.
"Oh my Pheebs it's just you. Don't ever scare me like that again" Joey is relieved.
"Buut why were you beating the poor machine up. Don't enough people take advantage of it" Phoebe questions crossing her arms.
'I was trying to get me and the kids snacks but then the machine ate my dollar bill" Joey explains.
Back in the labor room the doctor comes in and Monica asks "How much centimeters am I dlalated".
The doctor is unsure if she should say how much but then divulges "Three".
"Three? That's gotta be like this much-" Monica makes something with her hands.
"Honey it's more like this" Chandler pushes her hands closer.
"Oh damn metric system" Monica frowns and her face starts puckering up again as she screams "No not another".
A few hours later the gang decide to come back in and Phoebe asks "Hey Mon have the baby yet"
"Oh my god Phoebe do you see any fucking babies come out of me yet" Monica yells at her.
"I take that as a no then" Phoebe sighs and Joey wraps his arm around her.
"This looks like a lotta fun" Ross smirks
"Dude seriously why does my wife; no your sister giving birth again look fun to you" Chandler asks rubbing his wife's back as her face puckers up even more.
A few hours later the doctor enters and Monica pants "You gotta light a fire up there or something. Please I can't do this anymore."
"I was trying to say you are dialated ten centimeters now" the doctor explains.
A little while later in the delivery room, the doctor aks "Monica you need to push very hard. Think you can do it" .
Twenty minutes later the baby hasn't came out yet and Monica moans "I can't do this anymore. I really can't" then as Chandler holds up her legs and she accidentally headbutted him.
He gets up and held her legs, a little tiny cry can be heard. "He's here" the doctor annouces holding the baby up and she & a few nurses cleans it up.
The baby gets cleaned up and placed on Monica's chest. He was a miniature version of his daddy; sandy brown hair covering his tiny little head, eyes as blue as the sea and tan skin. He was such a tiny little miniature version of Chandler.
"Do you two have a name yet" the doctor asks.
Mondler nod and say "Luke Francis." Then they start to kiss.
A little while later everybody comes in and ask "What's this handsome little baby's name?". C/M say "Luke Francis", 'Yay I got a lil' namesake" Joey reacts cheerfully.
"He is so handsome. Looks just like you Chandler" Rachel commented looking at the baby, "I know. Poor kid right?" Ross asks.
"Shut up Dino Man or no holding me and Mon's baby boy Bing" Chandler fires back at him and places the baby in his arms.
"Aww my grandsons look like my son" Mrs. Bing gushes as the baby gets placed in her arms.
"Daddy he looks so much like you and Dan" Karen looks at her baby brother.
"Mommy can I hold him" Sophie asks.
"Yes just be careful" Monica who is so tired carefully places the baby in her arms.
"Hi Lukey boy. At least you aren't a big poop explosion like Daniel" Sophie greets the baby.
"I'm not the big poop explosion. Sophie and Karen are Lukey boy" Daniel says to the baby.
"Oh my he's all you Chandler" Judy cooes and adds "Sophie and Karen are all Monica."
"All our grandkids are super cute" Jack smiles and the baby gets placed in his arms.
"Hey Dad my son will be super cute too" Ross whines.
"When we have kids together in the future I'm sure the'll be adorable" Rachel hugs him.
"Luke boy I'm gonna teach you how to score all the ladies" Joey snickered.
"Sorry Joe. Luke's daddy is gonna teach him" Chandler states and kisses the baby's fist.
Baby boy Luke starts to cry again and Chandler hands the baby over to his wife saying 'Here Mon Lukey boy wants his mama now."
"Hi baby boy Mama loves you so so much. Everybody does" Monica says to the baby in a baby voice. Holding up it's tiny little head.
The baby then let out a little cry. "Baby boy please don't cry. Mama's here" Monica tries to calm the baby down.
C/ then start to kiss.
Ross exclaims "Eww guys! I don't wanna see that."
"Oh shut up Dino Man" Chandler says to him and adds "I can kiss Monica all the time. I love her so much" grinning.
Rachel held the baby saying. "Welcome into the world Luke. You are gonna love it"
"Ya" Everybody nodded.
Rachel then handed the baby back to Monica.
"Aww he's such a poor kid" Ross joked.
"Shut up Dino Man" Chandler shushed him looking at his second son in his wife's arms.
Luke's eyes then opened up, revealing his beautiful blue eyes: mixture of his parents eye colors.
"Ooh look. His eyes are opening up" Phoebe stated.
"Who's Mama's handsome little boy?" Monica kissed the baby's fist.
"We really do make gorgeous kids" Chandler kissed her.
"It's appropriate that he and Daniel are your doppelganger while Sophie & Karen mine. Since I carried them for nine months, making me throw up everything I ate and used my bladder as a chew toy" She said.
[Screen shows everybody doting over the baby and then fades to black]
Luke Francis Bing. Born December 21, 1994.
