One idea I wanted to use before concluding SE:AMS was an AU version of Episode/Chapter 2 of the series. You know, the one that introduced Konohamaru? Well, for the sake of better pacing in the final chapters, the Konohamaru chapter just never happened... until over a year after it was intended to be finished! Well... in any case, enjoy!
"Listen kid," The photographer sighed as Naruto sat down for his Ninja Registration photo. "Ya really sure you want me to photograph you like that?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Naruto chirped enthusiastically. "C'mon! Let's go."
"Alright," The photographer resigned. "But don't blame me later. Say cheese!"
And with those words, Naruto, currently in Sexy Justu form, flung 'her' jacket and shirt up, exposing 'her' boobs and giving a naughty smile for the camera.
"So, what'ya think?" Naruto smiled enthusiastically, giving a giddy laugh as he sat down for an interview with the Third Hokage, who was staring at the provocative photo with a mix between a stern frown and a bright crimson blush, trying as hard as he could to look away. "Took me forever to get the boobs to be just the perfect size, but I gotta say... it was worth it."
"Take it again." The old man ordered flatly, slamming the photo face-down on the desk, resisting further temptation to look.
"What for?!" Naruto winched.
"This photo is far too indecent." The old man stated simply.
"Who cares about that?" Naruto scoffed. "Old enough to kill, old enough to be treated as an adult, that's what Anko-sensei always says."
"Look at this," The Hokage sighed, turning the photo back up and blushing again. "You can hardly tell who it is." Naruto had no interest in standing back in line for his photo again. He was sick and tired from standing in line after line, booth after booth, bureaucracy after bureaucracy all day. All this just to be a ninja?! He formed a hand seal, and in a burst of smoke, was replaced with a very sexy, nude woman with long blonde pigtails.
"Let me go. Pretty please, Lord Hokage?" 'She' tempted, the old man's nose bleeding profusely, his heart beating dangerously fast for someone his age.
"I'm starting to wonder if it was a mistake to let Anko teach this boy..." The Hokage sighed, wiping his face of nasal blood and trying as hard as he could to lower his potentially fatal heart rate. "Hm?" He turned to the door to the office, which cracked open slightly as he pulled himself together.
"Hm?" Naruto's attention was drawn to the opened door as well, his inappropriate jutsu dissipating. Just then, a little boy barged in, carrying a shuriken improperly.
"Today's the day I finally beat you, Grandpa!" He shouted, charging straight at the old man. "Your reign as Hokage is finally over, old man! Because I'm Konohamaru, the Fifth Hoka...!" But the kid stepped on his overly long scarf, causing him to trip over his feet, falling flat on his face.
"My Grandson..." The old man rolled his eyes. "Another headache."
"Ow..." The kid whimpered, rubbing his pained face. "Hey! What's the big idea tripping me like that?!" He demanded, pointing an accusing finger directly at Naruto.
"You tripped over your own feet, you dumb little brat!" Naruto snapped.
"Brat?!" The kid repeated indignantly. "You should be apologizing now!"
"Why would I?!" Naruto retorted, gripping Konohamaru by the front of his shirt.
"Release him at once!" A man in a dark blue Jounin jumpsuit and dark glasses demanded. "He's the honorable grandson of the honorable 3rd Hokage!"
"Heh! Now that he knows who I am, he won't lay a finger on me!" Konohamaru smirked. "What's wrong? Don't wanna hit me now that you know I'm the Hokage's grandson?!" He taunted.
"You say that like it means something!" Naruto retorted, pounding the kid hard on the head, flabbergasting him and his dark bespectacled trainer.
"He just punched me...!?" Konohamaru thought. "No one's ever done that! Not when they've learned of my status!"
"Now now, Honorable grandson..." The trainer lectured, much to Konohamaru's annoyance. "You mustn't go picking fights with such lowly vermin, it's far beneath you. Recall that you are the grandson of the honorable 3rd Hokage, and you mustn't sully his or your own good name because of... uh?" He broke off as he realized that his student had seemingly disappeared. "Honorable Grandson?"
"I think he ran off with Naruto, though I do not know where they went." The Hokage stated.
"What?! That is simply a disaster!" The trainer flustered, dashing off in search of his student.
Naruto, glad to finally be free of the tedium of registration, decided to look for something fun to do around Konoha, though as he came near the entertainment district, he couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. He turned around to see someone clearly using a ninja's camouflage cloak , which had been turned the wrong way, the wooden fence pattern turned sideways.
"That's the crappiest disguise I've ever seen!" Naruto yelled, pointing straight at his little stalker.
"You saw right through my cloaking jutsu." The kid smirked, ditching his disguise and standing up. "Just what I'd expect of a ninja like you."
"Is there something you want?" asked Naruto.
"Teach me how to use that sexy jutsu you used to defeat my grandfather!" The boy demanded.
"Eh?!" Naruto blinked. Did this kid understand what he was asking of the genin? "No way, kid. A jutsu like that's not appropriate for a kid your age."
"The name's Konohamaru!" The boy yelled angrily. "And I'm the..."
"You're the honorable grandson of the honorable 3rd Hokage, I know!" Naruto groaned, having heard this before. "So what?"
"So, you better teach me, or else." Konohamaru stated.
"Or else what?" Naruto sighed, rolling his eyes and going about his way. Hearing Konohamaru hustle after him, he spoke up, "Look, kid, I don't care about statuses or crap like that, so if you think that 'honorable grandson' junk is going to persuade me to do anything for you, think again."
Konohamaru lurched to a stop. Never once had anyone shown such disrespect to him, much less shoot his honorable status, his ultimate trump card.
But he didn't have much time to think much on other reasons, because Naruto, bored with the direction their conversation was going, continued on his walk, uninterested in helping some stuck-up little kid learn a jutsu he was too young to learn. But Konohamaru had little interest in giving up so easily, and made chase after the orange-clad genin.
"C'mon! Have a heart, Sensei!" he shouted.
"Eh?" Naruto blinked, stopping and turning to the boy. "Sensei?"
"Yeah!" Konohamaru chirped. "Sensei! Sensei!"
"Well..." Naruto shrugged. "Why not?"
"So," He began as they walked the streets. "First off... you know what Chakra is, and how to control it, right?" he asked before getting too ahead of himself. He didn't know whether or not this kid had ever been to the academy yet after all.
"Chakra is the mystical energy that is used to execute a ninjutsu." Konohamaru recited expertly. "Chakra is comprised of physical energy present in every cell in the body, and spiritual energy, gained from training and experience. When these two energies are combined, a hand seal is formed, executing the jutsu."
Naruto was impressed with the boy's knowledge... that is, until he saw that Konohamaru was simply reading all of this information off of a scroll. "Hey! Don't act like you know it all if you're just going to read it all off a scroll, you little cheater!" He snapped.
"Anyway, you can read about it all you want, but there's only two things that it takes to master this jutsu;" Naruto assured. "And that's concentration, and hard work and determination."
"That's three things, but okay, sensei."
"So, show me your transformation skills." Naruto instructed.
"Huh?" Konohamaru blinked.
"Show me what you can do, and we'll start from there."
"Well... okay, but, what should I transform into?" asked Konohamaru.
Naruto looked around the streets, looking for someone that he could imitate before getting onto the real nitty-gritty work. He was even about to suggest moving onto another area to find someone, until his eyes came upon a very attractive young woman taking to a fruit vender, wearing a violet kimono with flowing brown hair tied back in a ponytail.
"Try that girl." He decided, indicating her.
"You got it, sensei!" Konohamaru agreed. "Transform!" The boy was shrouded in a blast of smoke, but Naruto shuddered when he saw what emerged from it.
Though the kid at least managed to get the likeness of the girl's kimono right, that was it; the slender figure was replaced with a morbidly obese one, her cute face pudgy and her hair, though in a ponytail like the genuine article, was frightfully messy and bushy.
"How did I do?" Konohamaru asked in a less than attractive voice.
"Uh..." Naruto grunted, very disappointed with what he saw. "At least you got the clothes right..." Though he wished he had chosen not to do this in the streets, because the moment the words escaped his mouth, the ponytailed girl beat him to the ground, screaming her indignance that he thought anything of that hideous transformation looked anything like her.
"That wasn't bad, Honorable Grandson, but next time you transform into me, please try to make me look cuter, 'kay? Bye~!" She said quite sweetly to Konohamaru, before turning away.
"S-She's scary!" The young boy quivered.
"You're the one that did the jutsu, why'd she beat ME?" Naruto groaned, getting up off the ground, Konohamaru chuckling awkwardly.
"Well then!" Naruto pressed on, he and Konohamaru moving onto the Konoha entertainment district. "You can clearly do the transformation jutsu alright. Now you need to do some research on some real beauty."
"Real beauty! You got it, sensei!" Konohamaru chimed enthusiastically.
Their next stop was 'Hung and Stacked', an adult book store Naruto had heard about from Anko Mitarashi, his former sex ed teacher. He gave Konohamaru a soft 'sush,' before carefully sliding the door open and peering in the direction of the register, to see the owner snoozing with a magazine over his or her face. He then gestured to the boy, and they crept silently down the aisles as Naruto scanned the shelves for something useful to their training.
"Bingo!" He whispered, slipping a magazine off one of the shelves. He opened it, and both boys gave perverted grins as they saw the beautiful, half-naked women inside.
"Wow! This is what real beauty's like?" Konohamaru grinned admiringly.
"Yup... hey, Anko-sensei's in this one!" Naruto pointed out the violet-haired sex star, shown pulling down her signature fishnet bodysuit, her back turned to the camera, giving the boys reading a good look at her sweet ass.
However, their ventures in the bookstore were quite short lived, as the woman previously snoozing at the register made herself known to them with a fake cough.
"This is NOT a library, boy!" She growled, both boys turning fearfully up at her. "And it's NOT place for kids! Naruto!"
"Why only me again!?" Naruto screamed as the shopkeeper beat the crap out of him, while Konohamaru bolted to the door, just in time for Naruto's ass to be evicted with a powerful kick.
"Eh, you can only go so far with books anyway!" the spiky-haired knucklehead scoffed, rubbing a really big lump on his head. "If you wanna know the best places to find the best women, just follow me!"
"Best places for the best women!" Konohamaru repeated. "Lead the way, sensei!"
"Right this way." Naruto grinned, leading the impressionable grandson to the local bathhouse. "You remember the figures of those girls in the magazine?"
"Sure do, sensei."
"Then all you do now, is visualize their full beauty, concentrate your chakra," he made the hand sign for the transformation jutsu. "And... TRANSFORM!" His hair became very long, tied in pigtails, a pair of breasts prominent through 'her' jacket, and curves pronounced in 'her' hips.
"Now you try." Konohamaru flinched, surprised by Naruto's female voice.
"O-okay." He nodded, going over Naruto's instructions in his head. "Visualize their full beauty," He imagined a brunette he saw in the magazine, a bulge forming in the front of his pants as he implanted her image into his head. "Concentrate my chakra," He made the hand sign. "And... Transform!" The form he took was a bit sloppy, the girl he masqueraded as slightly overweight, but not nearly as bad as before, with short, girlish brown hair.
"Still needs work, but better..." Naruto remarked. "Now let's go!" 'She' led Konohamaru into the girl's changing room, where 'she' started to unzip 'her' jacket. However...
"Naruko! I'd hoped you'd have already gotten in!" The playful sound of an eerily familiar woman's voice sounded right behind Naruto, grabbing 'her' boobs.
"Crap! Please don't let it be..." Naruto thought, turning slightly to see a tomboyish face with dark red eyes and very short black hair. "I'm dead!" It was Onnasuki, a well-known lesbian Kunoichi who worked part-time at the Cozy Condom strip club, and worked full-time as a hater of all things male.
"Hm? You feel different today, Naruko." The lesbian blinked, groping Naruto's boobs testingly. "How have you been eating?"
"Just fine, why?"
"Wha...!?" Konohamaru blurted, turning with complete bewilderment to look at another blonde woman identical to Naruto's form, this one with no whisker markings on her cheeks, and a towel wrapped around her curvy body.
"Naruko?" Onnasuki blinked. "Then...?" She turned to the 'woman' she was groping, and realized with distinct irritation who this really was.
"Women only, dickbag! Get lost!" She yelled, flinging Naruto out through the wall, 'her' jutsu fading.
"Uh... bye!" Konohamaru squealed, ditching his disguise and running for his life.
"Aw, but I wanted to have a little soaking with little bro." Naruko pouted.
"I didn't." Onnasuki muttered. "I gotta go wash my hands now..."
"Why am I the only one getting beaten up?!" Naruto moaned, picking himself up.
"Sorry." Konohamaru sighed sheepishly. "It's all because I'm the grandson of the Hokage."
"It doesn't matter." Naruto shrugged as they continued into the woods. "The preparations for the jutsu are complete. Trust me, all you have to do now is practice."
"You got it, sensei! Transform!" He turned into the same pudgy figure as the one used at the bathhouse.
"No no no! It's gotta be thinner!" Naruto shook his head.
"Thinner! Right sensei!" Though, the form he took this time was not much better than the last. "This better?"
"No! Much curvier! Much thinner!"
"Right sensei! How's this?"
"Ugh, this is going to be a loooong day..." Naruto groaned, Konohamaru still far from getting the seductive charm of the sexy jutsu right.
The Third Hokage gazed up at the great stone faces of the leaders that came before on the roof of the Hokage Mansion, turning to see just the person he was waiting for make an appearance.
"You wanted to see me, Lord Hokage?" said Anko Mitarashi.
"Yes, and I think you know who it's regarding." The Hokage said gruffly.
"Naruto had his ID photo in Sexy Jutsu form, didn't he?" Anko laughed, knowing it was just like her favorite student to do such a thing.
"He did." Lord Hokage sighed, a puff of smoke from his pipe wafting from between his teeth. "But I was also curious if you knew if he was responsible for some of the hijinks across the village today."
"That's just Naruto being Naruto." Anko chuckled. "Besides, he might goof around a lot, but there's a reason he was able to take down that 'Demon King', Mizuki."
"That may be." The Hokage grinned. "But I feel he might be in for more than he bargained for today. After all..." He cast a brief glance at one of the rooftops, where Ebisu, Konohamaru's trainer, was scouring the town in search of his student. "If Ebisu is after him..."
"Ebisu?" Anko groaned. "He's even more of a pain in the ass than Suzume. Should I stop him?"
"No." The Hokage replied after a moment's hesitation. "This could prove an interesting test."
"I thought Naruto had proved himself more than worthy of being a Genin already."
"I wasn't talking about Naruto." The Hokage said, turning to return to his office, leaving Anko a bit confused. She saw Ebisu on the move, and decided to make haste after him; not to stop him, but to observe.
The trainer had stopped on a thick tree branch on the outskirts of town, dropping into the clearing, and closely observing the earth around him.
"They were here..." He muttered, squinting down at the minor imprints in the dirt. "But they've moved. There!" He dashed away in search of the boys' current whereabouts.
"I wonder. Just what interest does Naruto have with the 'Honorable Grandson'?" Anko mused interestedly, tailing Ebisu discreetly.
"So why do you have such an obsession with old man Hokage, anyway?" Naruto asked as he and Konohamaru sat down for a break. Half the time, it seemed like the only thing that the kid could think about.
"My Grandpa named me 'Konohamaru,' after the village." Konohamaru sighed. "But even though it's a name that everyone knows, nobody ever knows MY name. All they know me as is the 'Honorable Grandson of the Honorable Lord Hokage'! Nobody recognizes me for who I am. I hate it! That's why I have to be the Hokage! So people will recognize me!"
"Don't be stupid." Naruto grunted. "Who would recognize you as a Hokage?"
"Huh?!"
"It's not some title that any kid could carry. You keep saying, 'Hokage! Hokage!' But if you're really gonna claim the title one day..." Naruto made a wild smirk. "You'll have to defeat me in battle!"
"Where could that barbaric dog have taken the Honorable Grandson?!" Ebisu grunted wearily, having searched most of the village for his star pupil. It was then that his eyes caught a glimpse of the sign posted on the building he stood atop, which read in dark violet letters 'The Cozy Condom'.
"Perhaps someone inside might... no, Ebisu, you must contain yourself." The teacher scolded himself lightly, tipping his dark glasses back up the bridge of his nose. "You're far above such animalistic urges, and such primitive methods of tracking." He dashed away in another direction, skirting the remainder of the town, while Anko ceased stalking Ebisu, instead knocking on the Cozy Condom's front door.
"Rezu." She stated.
"Something, or someone you're looking for today, Anko?" The orange-eyed doorman asked as he unlocked the door.
"I'm hunting a fox, Dok'." Anko answered cryptically.
"If you're asking if one's been through here, no." Dok' replied. "Or are you hoping that someone who has seen one knows where to find it?"
"Something akin to the latter." said Anko.
"Happy hunting." Dok' smirked, opening the door for her.
Once inside the club, Anko scanned the crowds, who in turn gave her their attention, a young woman with long blonde pigtails kneeling down in front of her.
"And how can I help you today?" She asked seductively, caressing Anko's hips sensually.
"How about a little private room session, Naruko?" Anko proposed, flashing some cash.
"Sounds fun." Naruko giggled, snagging a bill and sticking it between her breasts before leading her customer over to one of the private rooms. "May I?" She asked, rubbing Anko's shoulders.
"By all means." The Jounin admitted, slipping her coat and skirt off as Naruko started to dance erotically for her.
"So..." Naruko said, stroking her body. "I get the feeling that you're not just here for the suggestive dancing?"
"I'm thinking of going fox hunting," Anko replied, grabbing Naruko's hands and pulling her in, so that she fell into the Jounin woman's lap. "But..." She whispered into the stripper's ear. "I don't know what the best place for hunting is."
"I getcha." Naruko nodded, pressing her bust up against Anko's, bobbing up and down so their nipples scraped against each other. "I saw one with a little kit in the bathhouse earlier when Onnasuki and I were on break."
"What would an animal like that be doing there of all places?" Anko smirked, touching Naruko's breast.
"Ah-ah!" Naruko teased, pushing her client's hand away and indicating a sign warning customers not to touch the dancers. "Seems like they were up to something naughty. "But... you know how Onnasuki is around boys of any kind..."
"It's the kit I'm more interested in, believe it or not." Anko clarified, giving the front of her bodysuit a tug, asking if it was okay, to which Naruko nodded. "I understand it's a rather important little kit, and I was wondering what the bigger fox was doing with him." She continued, pulling off her fishnet so that her boobs hung freely.
"I wish I knew." Naruko shrugged, slipping off her own top as she pushed her thigh up between Anko's legs. "Although... this fox... well, him and the kit... they both seemed female to me for a while." Anko flinched at these words.
"I see. And do you know where they went afterwards?" She asked hopefully, pressing Naruko's thigh more tightly into her groin with her legs, satisfied with the direction this session was going.
"Well, all foxes love forests, don't they?" Naruko reasoned, turning around to sit on Anko's lap as she continued to tease her sensitive spot. "Probably didn't see much reason to stay in town."
"That makes sense, but... there is a lot of forest in this village." Anko sighed, moving her hips in rhythm with Naruko to augment her sense of pleasure.
"Well, I don't have any idea where the fox is right now, but it does sound like the kit's been playing around town a lot."
"By himself?" Anko blinked. "Interesting..."
"Naruko! Times up!" The man outside the private rooms called, just as the stripper looked over her shoulder to give Anko an erotic kiss.
"Aw! Already?!" She pouted. "These things never last long enough. Do you want another session, Anko?" She asked hopefully.
"Tempting... but no time." Anko said reluctantly, wishing she could finish what she started with Naruko. "I got a kit to catch. Thanks a lot, though." She winked, slipping another two bills into Naruko's cleavage... though, Naruko was a bit surprised to find one of them a piece of paper inviting her to Anko's house tonight.
"Happy hunting, Anko." The stripper giggled, winking at her customer as she left the club.
Elsewhere, a blue-haired woman hummed lightly as she looked over the video racks of the sex shop, X-Ranked Mission, restocking the video tapes, and checking to ensure everything was properly ordered. Then, her eyes fell onto one of the tapes on the top of her stack, titled 'A whole in the dyke'.
"Ooooo, I've been waiting for this one!" She snickered delightedly. Her brown eyes darted back and forth to ensure no one else was watching, before sneaking off with the tape to one of the viewing rooms, but as she threw back the curtain, a little yelp sounded from inside, and a little brown-haired boy flinched, hastily pulling out the tape he was watching.
"C'mon!" The woman grunted, grabbing the kid by the scruff and pulling him into the front of the store.
"Is there a problem, Yuko?" The lady at the front desk asked.
"Yeah, Erika. I caught this little snot in the preview room." Yuko stated, not very amused. "Sorry, boy, but no one under 18 is allowed in this store.
"Easy with him, Yuko!" Erika gasped, urging Yuko to put him down. "That's the Honorable Grandson."
"Fine." Yuko sighed, the boy looking annoyed as she put him down carefully. "Sorry, Honorable Grandson, but this isn't a place for children. I might be glad to help you when you're older, but..."
"Transform!" Konohamaru shouted, turning into an incredibly muscular grown man with nothing to cover his large genitalia.
"Oh, crap..." Erika muttered, taking cover behind the counter immediately.
"Ew!" Yuko screamed, covering her eyes as though blinded. "Ew, ew, EW! Get OUT!" She punched the muscle man powerfully across the cheek, blowing him out the door, where he poofed back into the little boy he really was. She slammed the door shut, shuddering uncomfortably at what she had just seen.
"That was way too far, Yuko." said Erika. "You know the Hokage's going to be pissed if he found out..."
"If he's fine with his kid torturing people like that..." Yuko grunted.
"That was weird." Konohamaru mused as he rubbed his bruised cheek, merging with the crowd. "I thought girls loved that kind of thing..." He recalled the tape he had been viewing prior to being interrupted by Yuko, in which the women featured were attracted to brawny, well-endowed men. But he was surprised to find that they would be so revolted by such a thing.
"I guess you can't believe everything you see in movies." The boy shrugged. "But I think I got the hang of this Sexy Jutsu now. I just need to test it..." He found his perfect window of opportunity as he heard a little squeak of surprise from a black-haired girl just a ways ahead of him. She and another woman with dark, ink blue hair had tripped over one another, the older woman's very large breasts right in the girl's face.
"Ah! Sorry about th-that, Mrs. Hyuuga!" she flustered, getting to her feet and helping the woman pick up her fallen groceries.
"It's no problem! It was only an accident." Mrs. Hyuuga replied pleasantly. "Thank you for helping me pick up, Emi."
"Uh... sure. Good-bye, ma'am." Emi mumbled timidly, striding away from the awkward situation.
"Whoa! Those things are huge!" Konohamaru blushed, staring at Mrs. Hyuuga's chest, not knowing such a size was humanly possible. His attention then turned to the black-haired girl, Emi. He hurried after her, flipping her skirt up to grab her attention, which made her squeal loudly in a manner the boy found rather amusing.
"Uh? Are you the...?" Emi blinked, pushing the front of her skirt down with her hand.
"'Scuse me, but I wanted you to help me with something!" Konohamaru said enthusiastically, grabbing Emi's other hand and pulling her into an alley between two buildings.
"Wha...? What is it you'd like me to help you with?" Emi blinked.
"I've been working on learning a new jutsu, and I just want to know what you think of it." Konohamaru answered, concentrating on the erotic material he had been studying.
"Oh. Well, sure, I would be glad to help." Emi nodded pleasantly. "I've just recently become a Genin, so I'd be glad to help any way I c..."
"Transform!" Konohamaru cried, and upon seeing what came out of the cloud of smoke the jutsu cast, Emi's face went bright crimson, blood gushing from her nose so powerfully, she had been expelled from the alley way into the streets, where passersby stared at her with concern.
"YES!" Konohamaru cheered delightedly, having slipped on top of one of the buildings nearby, dancing victoriously for his succeeded jutsu. "Now I gotta show sensei!"
"This little kit has become rather naughty indeed." Anko smirked after hearing Yuko's recount of the events that transpired just minutes ago.
"I could really use some pussy." Yuko groaned.
"You lucked out." Anko grinned. "You're not the only one who wants summa me. Tonight, we're having an all-girl orgy!"
"I'd love that." Yuko grinned her trademark kitty face smile.
"But first, you need to finish your shift, and I need to finish this fox hunt." Anko chuckled. "Huh?" She looked over to see a young girl staggering about as she walked, leaning next to a wall for support.
"What?" Yuko blinked. Then she saw just what Anko saw. "Emi?" She hurried after Anko, who went to tend to her former student.
"Emi! What happened?" The sex ed teacher asked. She knew that Emi's love of women over men had subjected her to a lot of bullying in her academy years, and she thought such harassment had ended weeks ago. "Who did this to you? ...Eh?"
Despite her shaky condition, Emi was hardly feeling any sort of despair; to the contrary, she wore a very strange perverted smirk on her reddened face that Anko expected to see more from Yuko or Onnasuki , rather than passive little Emi.
"Those lovely melons..." She said wistfully. "The perfect rear... that curvaceous body...!"
"Uh... Emi?" Yuko blinked, waving a hand in front of the girl's face. "You okay?"
"What happened, Emi?" Anko repeated, this time calm yet serious.
"There was a kid who wanted me to help him with something..." Emi said weakly. "He said he needed help with a transformation jutsu, I think."
"And then what?" Anko prodded, hoping her suspicion was right.
"Then he turned into the most amazing woman I'd ever seen...!" Emi giggled dreamily. "And then... ah, I don't really know what."
"Yup, that's him." Anko nodded. "See ya!" She headed off in search of Konohamaru while the trail was still fresh, knowing now where to find him.
"Things seem as though they're about to get rather... wild today." Lord Hokage said to himself, viewing Anko, Ebisu, Naruto, and Konohamaru and their eventual clash through his crystal ball. "Not as though they weren't already, of course." He took a long draft on his pipe as he turned his attention to Ebisu, who was in hot pursuit of his prized pupil.
"I'm not sure whether to fear or anticipate the outcome." He mused. "As loyal as he may be, Ebisu may not be so forgiving. And with Naruto and Anko... this may turn out to be a horrendous disaster. Or..." His attention turned to his grandson, grinning lightly at his excited, triumphant expression as he hurried in search of his new friend. "It just might turn out to be a magnificent and important step forward for my 'honorable grandson'."
"I wonder if I was too hard on the kid...?" Naruto wondered, sighing. It had been a little over an hour since Konohamaru had run off in an indignant rage. Though he had to nail some sense of reality into the boy's head, he couldn't really blame him for being so upset with him.
"Don't be stupid." Naruto grunted. "Who would recognize you as a Hokage?"
"Huh?!"
"It's not some title that any kid could carry. You keep saying, 'Hokage! Hokage!' But if you're really gonna claim the title one day..." Naruto made a wild smirk. "You'll have to defeat me in battle!"
"You...!" Konohamaru growled angrily. "I thought I could trust you to make me stronger, but you're just a big jerk! I don't need you, I don't need Ebisu, I don't need anyone. If I'm going to be Hokage, I'm going to do it myself!" He ran away, flinging the soda Naruto had bought him to the ground. "And who needs a 'sensei' to teach me a jutsu? I'll learn it myself!"
"Should I try to find him...?" he asked himself, but he didn't have any need to, since Konohamaru himself came running right to him, leaping from the bushes to meet up with him.
"Hey sensei! I'm back!" He cheered.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked. "You seem happy."
"I did it, sensei! I learned the Sexy Jutsu all by myself!" Konohamaru cried delightfully.
"You did? Well, let's see..."
"THERE you are!" Both boys looked up to see Ebisu, Konohamaru's tutor, landed atop a branch high above them, arms crossed.
"Those eyes...!" Naruto grunted. Even though his eyes were hidden behind his dark glasses, it was clear to Naruto that Ebisu was glaring down upon him with the same contempt that everyone who knew of the Nine-Tailed Fox showed him. He hated those eyes; enough to hate Ebisu himself, and enough to consider Ebisu his enemy.
"Now then, Honorable Grandson." The condescending Jounin stated, leaping effortlessly to the ground. "Come with me. You needn't waste any more time on such riff-raff."
"No way!" Konohamaru declared. "I'm going to beat my old man, and be the new Hokage! So quit bothering me!"
"Amusing." Ebisu smirked, stepping casually to his pupil. "'Hokage' is a title that you can only receive through knowledge, morality, loyalty, respect, and mastery of over a thousand jutsu. You, boy, don't even know ONE jutsu..."
"Don't underestimate me!" Konohamaru screamed, having enough of his pushy tutor. "TRANSFORM!" Both Naruto and Ebisu stared in shock as bright blue swirls of chakra encircled the boy, bursting to shroud his form in smoke. Neither of them could believe what they were seeing when the smoke cleared.
"How do you like my new power?" A woman's voice asked seductively. There, where a bratty little boy once was, stood a grown woman with very long, flowing brown hair that swept in the breeze, well-toned arms behind her head as her perfectly shaped and proportioned body aligned in the most alluring of manners.
"Holy SHIT!" Anko gasped with amazement, lurking in the shadows just behind Ebisu, eyes fixed on Konohamaru's feminine form just like the others. "Is that what threw Emi into such a daze? Heh, can't say I blame the girl. Kid's a bit too small, but he definitely produced a body I'd LOVE to take to bed with me!"
Ebisu was simply stunned by such a lewd display, his blood boiling to the point that steam whistled out his ears like a kettle, his face a deep crimson as it tried to suppress the blood that was trying to burst from his nose.
"What?!" Konohamaru blinked disbelievingly, turning back to normal. "It didn't work! How come?!"
"What... what disgusting indecency!" Ebisu shrieked resentfully. "I am a gentleman, I would never succumb to such disgraceful vulgarity!" With Ebisu in shocked outrage, Konohamaru took his opportunity to run, but his teacher latched a firm grip onto his overly long scarf. "Honorable Grandson, you're only going to get weaker and stupider if you keep hanging around such trash! I demand that you return with me!"
"Never!" Konohamaru screamed. "Let! Me! Go!"
"The greatest and fastest route to becoming the Hokage is to listen to everything I say!" Ebisu stated. "Now stop fighting me and let's go home!"
"No!" Konohamaru yelled, trying to wriggle out of his scarf, Ebisu inadvertently choking him. "Now let! Go!"
Naruto had more than enough of Ebisu that he could take. He stepped forward, and put his new ability to use. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" And the clearing was filled with at least 20 perfect replications of Naruto, all ready to fight Ebisu, who released his grip on Konohamaru, whose jaw dropped with amazement.
"Please. I'm an elite Jounin." Ebisu scoffed, pushing glasses up smugly. "Do not think me a weakling of Mizuki's level." He took a strange fighting stance that Naruto had never seen before, two fingers of each hand extended as his arms crossed. "Now, let's end this nonsense!"
"TRANSFORM!" This word echoed across the woods as the whole clearing was engulfed in smoke, and in place of the spiky-haired boy, many naked pigtailed women surrounded Ebisu, all of them making very suggestive poses and gestures.
"Whoa!" Konohamaru blinked.
"Neat!" Anko smirked interestedly, imagining all sorts of kinky ways to implement such a tactic in bed.
"Ugh. What was I expecting?" The Hokage groaned, slapping a hand on the crystal ball, and another one to his face, hiding his deep blush.
"Ebisu-sama~!" The women chanted seductively, all pouncing on the 'Elite Jounin,' who, overwhelmed by arousal, was sent rocketing into the sky with a fatally powerful nosebleed, twitching as he landed flat on his back in the woods.
"Gotcha! With my new Harem Jutsu!" Naruto smirked, the luscious women vanishing from sight.
"He combined his new Shadow Clone Jutsu with his own invention, the Sexy Jutsu." The Hokage raised an eyebrow. "Another foolish technique this boy's created..." He tipped his conical hat down over his eyes in shame."And I'm sure to fall prey to it myself..."
"Aaargh! I couldn't even defeat my own pain in the butt sensei!" Konohamaru complained. "I want the title that will make me be recognized so much, so WHY!?"
"It's not nearly that easy." Naruto stated. "You're aiming to be the Hokage, the strongest Shinobi in the Land of Fire, the title that marks a man that everyone will recognize." He recalled his own personal experiences of people fearing and hating him in his youth. "That road is going to be full of hardships, one that may even be impossible to venture.
"I've finally found people who recognize me," His thoughts turned to Iruka, to Hinata, Naruko, and Anko. "But it took me my whole life to find them, twelve years to be acknowledged by them. So you can't act like you can just be handed such an important title; you'll have to be prepared..."
"Prepared for what?" asked Konohamaru.
"For a never ending road of blood, sweat, and tears. For a life time of efforts, and for having the strength to keep the recognition you'll receive when you finally achieve your dream. And this is a road that has no short cuts at all." Naruto stated. He looked over his shoulder with a grin. "Oh, and by the way; you're going to have competition for that title."
Konohamaru blinked at him, remembering his words earlier today; "If you're really gonna claim the title one day... You'll have to defeat me in battle!"
"Okay, then. Fine." He grunted, turning his back to Naruto. "I'm done being your follower and student now, Naruto. The next time we meet, we're rivals." However, despite his harsh words, he was smiling brightly at his new best friend. A smile that Naruto returned to him.
"Sorry, but I'm going to be a full-fledged ninja starting tomorrow." He said. "You have a long way before you can catch up to me. But one of these days, when we're ready, we're going to fight for the title of Hokage. Sound good? I'm looking forward to it, Konohamaru."
The young boy looked up at his former mentor with surprise. This was the first time anyone had referred to him by his real name, the first time he'd ever been seen as an individual person, and not a famous man's grandson.
As Naruto bid his good-bye and walked away, Konohamaru's eyes lit with a fiery determination as he saluted his friend loyally.
As they parted ways, Anko, still watching from a distance, grinned at the two boys, knowing that new generation of great Shinobi was on the rise, and that she couldn't wait to see it happen. And now, she had found new admiration for her soon to be student, having influenced a great future ninja.
And as Konohamaru returned pleasantly to his own home, the Hokage smiled as he watched over his grandson. Though he was impressed with the big first step he had made, both he and Anko knew,
"Their true journeys have only just begun."
[End]
One sub-par reenactment of canon events taking over a year to finally post!? Damn, I must be losing my edge :/
Well, anyway, despite being introduced in sidestory, Konohamaru will of course have a part to be seen in the upcoming SEquel (Yes, we're calling it that from now on! :P). Speaking of...
What? Are you expecting me to say that the SEquel's first chapter is soon to be completed? No! Cause it's not! :P HOWEVER, I will have things to talk about regarding said continuation, as well as other matters involving some of my other mature work and I can't exactly fit all my news and updates in new chapters. For one, because this took me a year to make, and I can't wait that long to post news.
And for another, there are easier ways of conveying news and other items of interest. So, I did the only 'logical' thing, and made a blog! For those of you interested in reading and following it, the name's "Anko's Classroom", and it's on Blogspot (Again, that's "Ankosclassroom .blogspot .com") And right off the bat, I have a serious matter to discuss regarding my other notable work, "Nudist?", so if you follow that series, please go there now. You'll want to see it.
Okay, now that my shameless promotion is out of the way, I can't say for sure what my plans are for the SE series, partially because I don't want to spoil or jinx any works I may or may not be working on, and partially because I don't exactly have many solid plans for what I hope to accomplish in the near future. But as always, I'll be sure not to disappoint.
'Til then!