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item: A bra

Pairing: Linumi

prompt by: dickard23

"BUMI! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Bumi rolled off the couch, onto the floor. Woken by his wife's yelling. He ran up the stairs into his and Lin's room, that they had shared for three years now. "What's wrong?" She pointed to the article of clothing that was currently dangling in her hand. "You want to have sex? You didn't need to yell if-"

He was cut off when Lin raised a hand to silence him. Her voice became dangerously low as she spoke. "This isn't mine."

Bumi began to sweat nervously. Now scared for his life. "I know what it looks like but I swear, I have no idea who that bra belongs to or what it is doing in our bedroom."

Lin shook her head in disbelief. She had trusted so many in the past and every time she had gotten burned. It had appeared the same thing had happened again. "I want you out, now."

"Lin I-"

She walked into the bathroom and turned on the shower, got undressed and stepped under the hot pressure it provided, in hopes to drown him out.

Bumi walked out of his house with a sigh.

"Hello uncle Bumi."

Bumi looked up from his position on a boulder that sat on the edge of the island, he and Lin would sit on it and observe the sun set together. He turned his attention to his niece. "Hello Jinora."

She sat own next to her uncle. "What is wrong and where is aunt Lin?"

Bumi let out a whimper at the mention of his one true love. "Linny is angry at me."

"What did you do?"

"That's the thing. I didn't do anything. She called me into our bedroom and I found her standing there with someone else's bra, that wasn't hers, in her hand. I have no idea who it belongs to or how it got there. But she believes that I cheated on her. What do I do?" When he received no response, he looked up to discover she had left whilst he was talking. "No one loves ol' Bumi."

Jinora landed outside her aunt's and uncle's home. She paced back and forth outside in hopes that a good explanation would come to her, when the front door swung open to reveal Lin in her usual white tank and black pants with a beer in her hand. "I can feel you out here walking back and forth and it is pissing me off. Would you come in and sit down already?"

Jinora followed her aunt's retreating form into the living room, taking a seat next to her. "Uncle Bumi told me what happened."

Lin took a swig of her beer before speaking. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. And I know you feel hurt but Bumi didn't cheat on you."

Lin squinted at the girl who was currently avoiding her gaze. "And how do you know that?"

"Because it's, uh, it's my bra."

"And what is your bra doing in my bedroom?"

"Funny story actually. I asked uncle Bumi if Kai and I could use your house for a dinner date, because we can never get a moment to ourselves. It was only meant to be dinner but then one thing led to another and we wound up in your bedroom and then we heard you come home. We were in such a rush to hide that I forgot my bra."

Lin tried to hide the smile that was trying to break her scowl and then it hit her. "What do you mean by hide?"

Jinora offered a sheepish grin. "Well we weren't completely dressed and we thought we had time to do so, when we heard you coming up the stairs. So we hid under the bed."

Lin's face went white with dread as she thought over the events of her date with Bumi. "Please tell me you got out of there before anything happened." Jinora looked away as her face began to turn red. "Oh spirits! We had sex! And you were just under the bed listening?! Why didn't you stop us?"

"We didn't want to interrupt."

"I don't care. You should have." Lin groaned. Totally embarrassed at what her niece had heard. "You can leave and I won't tell your parents. You can tell Bumi he can come home and I want you to apologise to him."

Jinora stood to leave but not before asking something. "What did you mean when you said you wanted uncle Bumi to go harder?"