Chapter Two

The final class of the day was ending, and the two pinheads really stayed true to what they said. The entire day, they had been poking me, cracking jokes and puns, and even tried to tickle me a few times. But, nothing worked.

I said bye to the two and left the class, heading for home.

But suddenly, I had been sweeped off my feet bridal style by one of them, while the other ran ahead, taking a moment to turn around, running backwards, and give me a devilish grin before he turned back around and bolted up the grand staircase.

I pounded on the one holding me's chest with fists,

"Put me down! I demand it!"

He chuckled, "Demand it, hm?"

"Y-Yes!" I stumbled. Crap. I never stumble over my words. Mother says it takes away from being perfect.

"Ha! There! You stuttered!" He laughed. I groaned and crossed my arms over my chest, turning my head to the side, refusing to look at him.

He started on the stairs, going slowly, when all of a sudden he bolted up, causing me to wrap my arms tightly around his neck and he brought me even closer, tightening his hand under my knees and under my back.

I didn't notice him stare down at me for a minute, watching me squeeze my eyes shut and bite my lip, afraid of being dropped.

I didn't notice his eyes widen as he felt his heart beat fast and his cheeks go red. He didn't understand this feeling, as he had never felt it before except with Haruhi. He wondered why I was making him feel this way.

'I wonder what she looks like in those Victoria's Secret outfits she wears for her job' His face went even more red when he realized what he just thought and he mentally swat the thoughts away.

"Hey!" I shouted to catch his attention, since his mind seemed to wandering off to who knows where (*wiggles eyebrows*).

He snapped out of it and stopped running, and he looked up to realize he almost ran into the host club's door.

"Eheheheh…" He awkwardly laughed as he scratched the back of his neck, forgetting he was holding Fiona.

I fell on the ground since he let go of me by accident to scratch his neck.

"O-oh!" He sputtered, crouching down quickly to help her up.

"Agh…" I groaned, rubbing my back. I ignored his hand and helped myself up, taking time to glare at the twin.

He just closed his eyes and gave me a 'Sorry-I-Didn't-Really-Mean-To-But-You-Have-Admit-It-Was-Pretty-Fun' smile. I just rolled my eyes and dusted off my clothes.

He got up as well and straightened his clothes, before opening the door to the host club. Light blinded me and rose petals flew everywhere along with a smell of.. cinnamon?

I felt his presence leave as the light finally dimmed down, revealing seven, including him, figures.

Six were surrounding one sat in a chair, leg crossed over another and arms resting on the chair.

One had raven black hair with rimless glasses, he had a secretive vibe to him. Another was what looked to be a little boy, although he was in the Ouran uniform. He sat on an extremely tall man with raven black hair as well. I lowered my eyes and saw the boy sitting in the chair was a blonde with violet orbs. Next to him, was a boy I recognized from class. He has brown hair and big brown eyes, very feminine looking. I wonder if he's trans.

Then I saw to the left of the blonde were the twins, grinning at me. I rolled my eyes at them.

Suddenly, my hand was being held as the blonde was kneeling before me, kissing it. I looked at him emotionlessly, letting him speak.

"My dear kitten! It seems you have stumbled into the host club! Since it is your first time here, may I ask, which type do you prefer?"

"I-"

"The strong, silent type?" He gestured towards the tall raven-haired man.

"The boy Lolita type?" The little boy.

"The cool type?" Glasses boy.

"The natural type?" The big brown eyes boy.

"The little devils type?" Pinheads.

"Or perhaps," He stood up, and tilted my head back with his index finger under my chin, and held my waist with his other hand.

"You'd like me, the princely type?"

We stayed like that for a full minute, me blinking at him slowly with an emotionless face, him giving me his 'charming smile', when I finally said,

"What?"

He was suddenly in the corner with a dark aura. I guess he was expecting me to say something with more emotion, and to be into it.

I shrugged it off and looked back over at the rest of the members.

"What might be your name?" Glasses asked me politely, with a smile. Though, I wouldn't call it a smile. I would call it more of a 'You-Better-Tell-Me-Everything-About-You-Right-Now-Before-I-Blackmail-The-Heck-Out-Of-You" look.

"Fiona Stones." I said to him, before dropping my gaze to the ground, and turning around to exit.

I was about to turn the golden knob when I ONCE AGAIN WAS SWEEPED OFF MY FEET BRIDAL STYLE. I glared at the one holding me and opened my mouth,

"FOR GOD SAKES HIKARU PUT ME DOWN!" He froze in his tracks, as did his twin.

"H-How'd y-"

"How'd I know which one you are?" I finished for him. He swallowed and nodded slowly, eyes wide.

I shrugged in his arms,

"You do have differences, y'know." Both the twins furrowed their eyebrows.

"Like wh-"

"Kaoru's nose is slightly more pointy, Hikaru's jawline is sharper, Kaoru's skin is slightly more pink, Hikaru has a longer fringe by 0.3 inches, Kaoru's voice is higher. I could go on forever. But, the real question is, do you guys really want people to tell you apart? I mean, you make people believe each has their hair parted a certain way, then you change it to fool others. I've seen from pictures some girls are carrying around, you dress the same. You say things at the same time to girls so that they can't tell which one's voice is different. It really makes me think you don't want to be told apart, but there's always a way." I finished, hopping out of Hikaru's arms, straightening my clothes, and leaving the host club room.

Everyone in the room stood there in shock. Especially Hikaru and Kaoru. Hikaru swallowed his spit and took a seat on the ground slowly, eyes still wide. Kaoru's lips slowly tugged upwards into a smile, as did Kyoya's.

End of Chapter Two

A/N: Sorry it's so short! Just needed to have Fiona meet the Host club. Longer chapters coming soon! Thank you for reading.