Hahahaha! had so much fun with this one. hope you guys enjoy reading it. Read, review and enjoy.

Item: Computer (AU)

Pairing: Linumi

Prompt by: Sindzero

"Hey, it says here, I can grow my penis twice its length. That could benefit both of us."

"No! Don't click that, it's a virus!" Lin practically shouted from behind her desk.

"Linny, I think I know how to use a computer." Deciding to go against his girlfriend's command, Bumi clicked the little box and the screen went blue. "Hey, it's the same colour as Tenzin's face when he gets angry. How do I get the card game back?"

"Bumi, that's the blue screen of death."

"And is that a bad thing?"

"What do you think?"

Closing his laptop Bumi walked around her desk and nudged her lightly. "What do you want now?"

"Can I use your computer? Only to check a few emails."

"No."

"Please?"

"Well seeing as how you asked nicely, no."

Bumi huffed and crossed his arms over his chest in defeat and resined himself to the office couch. A few minutes passed, when one of Lin's subordinates knocked on her door. "Enter."

"Chief, the press conference is waiting for you downstairs."

"Right, let's go." Just as she was about to leave her office, she turned, pointed a finger at Bumi and glared. "Touch my computer and there will be no point to make your penis larger."

"Yes Chief." As soon as the office door was closed, the wild man leapt to his feet and practically ran to the computer. "Damnit. Has a stupid password. I love Bumi. Nope. Princess Lin. Ugh, she loved calling herself that when we were kids. Oh, I know. Guest." The windows tone played as the desktop on the screen loaded. "Spirits, you can't be serious." Opening his email… his only email, total of his email, one, a serious look found itself upon his face. "Spirits! There's a man in the Earth Kingdom that needs my help. Not just any man, a prince. But I don't have a million Yuans. I'll just forward this to Lin. She has a few million Yuans lying around." A pop up in the top right hand corner appeared, gaining Bumi's attention quickly. "Huh, Facebook. Socialise with friends on the Internet. Sure, why not!"

Three hours, that's how long the esteemed Chief of police had been at this conference and the press were still asking questions. How many questions could one have about a simple robbery? "Chief! Is it true you have a mole on your left bum cheek?"

That woke Lin right up. How did this go from a discussion about a recent crime, to something involving my ass? Better yet, how did they even know about the mole? "I don't know how to answer that." Could have been Su having fun. I would blame mother if she could use technology.

"Chief Beifong! Is it true you made out with Master Tenzin when you were eighteen and were fined by your mother for public indecency?"

"I uh-"

"Chief! Can you please explain this photo of you asleep, in where you appear undressed, in a disorderly manner under a blanket lying on top of a very hairy and muscular man, with the quote 'amazing night activities with a very sexy metalbender Police Chief who knows how to use her cables in all the right ways'."

Lin let out a growl. "No comment!" Standing up quickly, the metalbender ran upstairs, beating the elevator and entered her office to tackle the man at the helm of her computer to the ground. "I am going to kill you!"