i wish i could have made this more romantic, but this is all that came to mind. Read, review and enjoy.

Item: Whoopee cushion

Pairing: Linumi

Prompt by: AddictedFangirl101

"Bumi, I don't know about this. A whoopee cushion on her chair just seems childish."

"Kai my young friend, never underestimate the simplicity of the whoopee cushion. It is disgustingly loud, funny and in it's own way, elegant. Besides, I need a win. I keep falling for her pranks and she just sidesteps mine. This is perfect pay back."

"Then why am I here?"

"To be my lookout and in case I need a witness."

Kai went to the open office door and watched for any officer coming their way, discretely. "Oh no. Bumi, we gotta go. Beifong is on her way."

"Alright, it's all set. Time to fly the coup."

The two airbenders left the office via the window but peered in to watch the metalbender set off their trap. Though, their bright smiles soon turned into white slates when they saw Fire Lord Izumi, followed by President Raiko, Zuko and Chief Beifong enter the room. "Bumi?"

"Oh crap. Fly! Fly away!"

"I'm sorry, there are only three seats in my office. Izumi, you can take my seat, I'll stand"

"Thank you Lin." Lifting up her robes slightly, Izumi proceeded to sit down, only for a loud sound to erupt throughout the office. No one opened their mouth's to say anything about the sound, as Izumi reached for something under her backside and pulled it out. "A whoopee cushion? Spirits Lin, you just couldn't let Bumi win one, could you?"

Raiko sat, completely confused as the three people talked with complete disregard for titles.

"You know I will never let him win. I don't even let him top. I learnt that one from you."

"So what have you done, for Bumi to resort to this?" Zuko was desperate to get off the topic Lin was currently on track to start with his daughter.

"Launched him into the bay, drank all of Tenzin's favourite lychee juice and blamed it on Bumi, got Korra drunk and blamed it on Bumi. Just basically doing things I would never do and blamed it on him."

"And what did he do to start this prank war?"

"Please, this doesn't even deserve to be called a war. It's too one sided. He told Suyin I was pregnant. I'm not, but that didn't stop her. I was completely clueless. She was extremely annoying and she managed to rope my mother into coming into town. I found the whole notion of me being pregnant ridiculous. I'm fifty three for spirits sake."

Izumi let out a small chuckle. "Have you got payback in mind?"

"No Bumi time for a month will do it. So shall we get back to the crux of this meeting?"