i quite liked this one. but i was bloody tired when i wrote it so it may not look too good when i read it in the morning. anyway, read, review and enjoy

Item: Polar Bear dog

Pairing: Kyalin

Prompt by: funio10


Friday was Lin and Kya's special night. Lin would finish work, pick up a bottle of wine and a jar of honey before rushing home to find Kya lying in their bed naked, ready for an evening full of kinky sex. So it surprised the Chief of police when she came home to find the furniture over turned and pillows torn apart as though the place had been ransacked.

"Kya?"

"In the kitchen!"

Lin cautiously entered the kitchen, hands up in a defensive position as eyes scanned around for any sign of danger. She found said danger sitting at her kitchen table, sipping tea with her amazing girlfriend. "Would someone care to explain to me, why my house looks like a hurricane hit it?"

Korra attempted to speak, only to have Asami shake her head.

"Sweetie, why don't you sit down?" Lin reluctantly did as she was asked and immediately felt something brush up against her legs. She attempted to speak, but was cut off by her girlfriend. "Now, as you know, Korra's dog Naga had puppies recently-"

Lin knew where this was going and wanted to put a stop to it before it gained traction. "Nope. No, Kya, no. Is that what's under the table?" Lin attempted to take a look, but the table quickly flipped over, causing the teacups to fall to the floor, as a ball of fur tackled her off her chair and onto the ground.

"Aww, she likes you Lin."

"The feelings aren't mutual. Get this mutt off of me."

Korra pulled on the leash, which was one of Lin's spools and managed to get the puppy to sit at her feet. "Sorry Lin. I thought I had her."

"Why do you have one of my spools?"

"You saw the destruction earlier right? Kya said it was okay."

Kya, the root cause of why her house looked like a stye. "Kya, we can't keep a dog."

The waterbender helped her girlfriend to her feet, with a sullen look. "Lin, we have the space so we can in fact keep a dog. We can't have kids for obvious reasons, so the least you can do is grant me the privilege to have a dog. And look-" she hefted the dog into her arms with a grunt, and smiled, "she's so adorable and she's from the South like me."

"She also sniffs women's crotches when they are on their periods. Real adorable."

"Okay, different approach. Look at Naga. She is a well-trained Polar Bear dog that easily took down equalists during Amon's movement. She has helped Korra on numerous occasions and is extremely loyal to her owner and her owner's family. Now imagine that, but for the force. They will be a lot more effective at crowd control than those stupid ostrich horses. And do you really want Korra and Asami to give them to normal residents in the city? Imagine the destruction if they aren't trained right."

This seriously had Lin thinking. An army of seven vicious Polar Bear dogs at her command. It would be perfect for riots. And she could have one under her very own control. The Chief of police took the puppy into her arms and gave her a scratch behind the ears as she looked into her doughy brown eyes. "Alright. You won me over. This is going to be expensive but hopefully worth it."

"Oh Chief Crankypants! You wonderful wonderful woman." Not able to stop the Avatar, due to the ball of fluff in her arms, Lin Beifong found her head in Korra's hands and at the end of a kiss.

When Korra pulled away, the metalbender gave her a glare. "Don't ever do that again."

"At this point, I will do anything!"

"Getting out of my house would be a nice start."