So then I was like OMG freaking out brvause Shadow actually kissed me just now! That was way past cool! After that I was walking back home when... I was knocked out by something! I fainted. Then I woke up and... SCOURGE WAS LIEING NEXT TO ME SEXILY! I gasped.
"What the f8cking f*ck?" I asked angrily. I smacked him with my heart-shaped pillow and he fell off the bed.
"I was guarding you!" he yelled.
"Yeah right, you just want to get with me now that I'm dating Shadow." I said, rolling my eyes.
"No, you got knocked out while you were walking home! I helped you walk home. Then I went after the assaulter and it was..."
"Who?" I asked.
"Sonic the Hedgehog." he said. I gasped.
"Yeah." he said.
"Oh my god." I screamed and ran out of the room. I called Amy(my stupid godd*mn sister) and yelled at her for sending her boyfriend after me. She totally hates me because i murdered our parents in a fit of radical rage. She said it wasn't true but I knew she was lying. So, I went over to my best friend(Fiona)'s house and we ate cookies and had tea.
"I think Amy is lying." Fiona sad as she ate a cookie.
"Me too." I said, drinking some tea.
"I broke up with Scourge." Fiona said.
"Really? Why?" I asked.
"He kissed another girl. It was that insane girl, Rosy the Rascal."
"She's kinda hot though."(AN: omg I LOVE that song don't you?) I said, blushing.
"Yea." Fiona agreed.
"So what do I do about Amy." I asked.
"Kill her." Fiona said.
"Okay."
AN: sorry for not updating in 4ever. school sux but i luv these snowdin days (geddit becuz i luv undertale?)