I woke up on a bed of flowers. They were yellow flowers. Lol did someoen pee here?/" I asked funnily. There was a gateway in front of my so I obviously went tgrough it.
"Hiya!" A STRANGE VOICE SAId behind me/ I turned to see…..
A TALKING FLOWER XDDDDD
"Omg its so kawaii!" (Little did I know)
"You're new to the undergrounde, right?"
"ye XDDD" I said it like that to be funny. The flower laughed.
"Someone better teach u ho things work atound here. Your sould is rainbow colored b/c yer bisectual. HZere are some friendlyness pellets get the all"
.When I went yo touched them they hurt my bisexaul flower evi;y laughed.
"Haha you're bad kiddo. Imma kill you now."
"OH No!?2" The friendlyness pellets. I mean bullets. Surounded me. "Somebody help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Suddenly a ball of fire came and Flowey flew away.
"Hello my child." A weird goat lady said tome. She was verry pretty. It reminded me of my dead mother. But Toriel is sexier.
"i am oriel."
"omg thats a fucking weird name." I said groupily.
"Thanks bae. Come my child. I'll show you the world ruins.
"I am note a chld. I have brests."
"Same. Wanna see.?"
"NO! We just met, sicko." I said blushedly.
"Oh ojay." Toriel said saddly. I almost felt bad, but them I didnt because I'm a heatless bish.
Mama Toriel lead me thugh the ruins. Frogs were creepy. Jelly things wigled their hips at me sexily. I got a female erection. It was so sexy. I could see that mama was jealous. I thought it was super kawaii that she was jealous.