This is from the following prompt (from Tumblr, I think): Imagine your OTP arguing over which of them is taller.
Rating: K
Pairing: None, but can also be implied Hotch/Reid
Warning: None
Taller
"I am!", Reid protested.
"Oh my god, no! You've never been!", Hotch denied.
"I grew two inches in the last year!"
"This is highly improbable, if not impossible!", the unit chief countered.
"It is possible! I did!", Reid cried exasperatedly.
Rossi stopped short when he saw his colleagues in a heated argument and he cocked his head, trying to understand what it was about.
"I'm still taller than you, Spencer."
Oh. They were fighting about that?
"You wear height increasing shoes!", the younger man suddenly shot.
Hotch turned livid and David knew he would lash out, so he stepped in
"Enough, you two", he said softly but firmly. " I can't believe you are arguing about that! And Aaron, how come you still fall for it after all those years? You do wear height increasing shoes, so do I. But Reid is still taller than you, whether you like it or not", he cut casually.
After that, Hotch only pursed his lips at him and walked back to his office, pouting for the rest of the day.
Shit, what was even that? It's hilarious, but I still have some trouble picturing immature Hotch like that, lol!
SmartBlackRose :)