Now I will go and narrate my epik dule w/hakfrost. So I battles with him of the ege of the gorge and we fell….and I land ontop of him and cracked like 50 ribs. He said'u win ill leave' and he left. So I was leader of tunderclan and we attacked windclan as a assesense 4 the apprentics. Darkmoon was proud so she got 2 pick the names 4 her kits;Nightslash and Moonshine."they are beautiful an depik "I aperved."My kits are Blackfur, Stripepelt, and Tigermajik. ""OMG those are hot names and so are u"said a was Dragon"O and this is Dragonfire and he urned a place in the clan by doing epik things.""WTF he is not a warrior"said berrynose. I jumped on him an morally wounded him and also exiled him 4ever."now we can get pregament and have kits" I pornclamed happily."omg u r so right!"he I saw jayfeather walking by with his stick. I ran up 2 him and said fearfully"jay feather that stick is not a cat I can never have kits and it does not matter how many times u make out with it and besides u cant have kits anywhay".He pawsed. Had he finlly seen there pointlessness of it all. But his hart burned with anger and his eyes glaowed red like blood."I hate u u lier and u r liying and I had kits with u so I can have kits so there!"Every cat gased."that is a fuking lie u were bramblestar's kits and not urs u only wish bc u cant have kits and if any 1 beleves u they will be exiled and killed and tortured. "ok said the clan and then Draconfire composed a epik poam about the victory:
O Bloodstar is better she is the best
The coolest and fastest and hot
Dragonfire is her mate now
They will have kits and be happy
And she crushed hakfrost.
"OMG THAT WAS AWESOME AND EPIK AND ROMANTIC" I yelled happily with teers swimming in my moon-silver eyes. I knew that Draginfire was my epik 4ever mate!