So, second chapter...

A day after the first...

And incredibly short...

Sorry about that. I wrote the Valentine's Day chapter a long time ago. This one was...rushed.

Either way, I hope you guys enjoy it!

STEEL! I still want those marshmallows!


President's Day

"Who is that?" Herobrine asked.

"Roosevelt." Steve changed cards.

"Who is that?"

"Bush."

"That is not a bush, Steve."

Steve looked up at Herobrine, who seemed perfectly serious.

Then Notch came in, wearing a jury wig and suit. "What might you two be doing? It's President's Day!"

"I'm teaching Herobrine here who the presidents were."

"And I am teaching Steve that this man-" Herobrine grabbed the George Bush card and held it up. "-is not a bush."

Notch stared. "No, he's not...uh...well, I'm out of here. Toodles!" With that, he raced out the door.

Herobrine stared at the door for a few seconds, then threw the card over his shoulder and walked away.

Steve sighed. "These two are hopeless."

"I HEARD THAT!"