happy halloween to any people who celebrate. so this is for halloween. I'm tired... 10.5 hour shift at work, 9-7.30 so don't blame me if this is shit. I'm tired shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. REad, review and enjoy
Item: Haunted House( for Halloween)
Pairings: Kyalin
Prompt by: Yolo1882
Chief Lin Beifong had spent all day chasing after teens, who thought they'd take the opportunity Halloween gave them, to terrorise everyday civilians. Mainly by throwing eggs and toilet paper at people's homes, but one teen decided to take it that one step further and rub his bare bottom against her unmarked police car, she would have smiled when he jumped if he didn't rub his ass over the driver's side door handle.
But now she was home and relaxing on the couch, waiting for her girlfriend to come home, when she was interrupted by something cracking against her window. Letting out a growl, she got up from the couch and put her beer down, before flinging the door open and wrapping her cables around whoever was out there, before pulling them onto her porch and out of the darkness. "Korra?! Asami?! WHAT THE FLAMEO IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!"
"Lin?! This is your house?"
"Very astute of you Avatar. Now explain yourself."
Asami put up her hands, getting the metalbender's attention. "It's my fault. I was telling Korra all the things us kids used to do on Halloween when we were kids and I felt bad she never got to experience it so, I thought we could egg a house together. I thought I picked an empty one though. I was going to pay a clean up crew to clean the house after we were done. Why are there no lights on Chief?"
No way was Lin going to tell them she was drinking alone in the dark, so she continued to berate them. "Don't start questioning me. You two are twenty-one years old and the Avatar and the CEO of Future Industries. So this is what you're going to do."
Lin was asleep on the couch when she felt something straddle her hips, causing her eyes to snap open but she relaxed when she saw it was her girlfriend… dressed as Koh the face stealer. "Are you here to steal my face?"
"I was thinking of sucking it off instead." Kya leaned down and kissed Lin slowing, enjoying the warmth that radiated from her body. "Mm. So how was your day?"
"Probably not as good as yours. What did your patients think of your costume?"
"Kids loved it, parents not so mu-" The waterbender was cut off when a loud thud sounded from upstairs. "Spirits! What was that?"
"I'm not sure." Lin stood up and clenched her fists. "I'm going to check it out, you stay here."
Lin took no more than three steps, before the ground beneath her began to crack, and flames began to lick at her body. She let out a scream as she began to slowly disappear and frantically reached out for Kya's hand, who was petrified and still sitting on the couch, then she was gone.
Kya fell to the floor, and began to desperately claw at the earth, when Lin and Korra's heads popped out from the ground. "Wow, I actually scared you."
A slap resounded throughout the room. "You're sleeping on the couch!"
Both Korra and Lin watched in shock as Kya stormed up the stairs. "Asami! Get out of my room!"
"So Chief, was this worth it?"
"I'll let you know."