getting closer to that 100 mark! woo read, review and enjoy. oh and this may be kinda M-ish

TheGreatUniter

Item: Cabbage Man

Pairing: Kyalin

"Come on Lin, we're in Omashu, there is so much we can be doing right now."

The earthbender sat up in bed and quickly pulled her new wife down onto the bed. "But there is so much we can do in here. Why the rush? Besides I thought waterbenders rise with the moon."

"Blame my father. I want to go explore the caves and ride the mail system before exploring the city by getting lost."

"You want to explore the caves?" Lin asked as she buried her face in Kya's neck, sucking lightly on the chocolate skin.

"Why not? I've got my big bad Beifong with me to commune with the badgermoles and if we get lost, you can just bend us out and it would be nice not to die on the mailing system."

"I'm too old for this shit." Lin let her go in defeat and began to get dressed for the day.

"You're twenty six."

"I don't care."

The earthen crate sat above the highest slide the city had to offer, teetering on the edge as Lin held it in place with her bending while they got in. "Why is it, that I have a feeling we are going to get kicked out of the city for doing this?"

"Because it's fun and the city hates fun?" The waterbender climbed in behind her wife and put her legs on either side of her, before leaning back as though she had done this plenty of times in the past. "Let's get this show on the road."

Letting out a sigh, the earthbender let go of her hold and they were on their way.

Lin remained vigilant as she propelled them faster and faster to the point they were nearly gaining air over every little dent in the slide. She allowed herself a small smirk when her wife's arms wrapped tightly around her torso and wrapped her legs around her waist. "What's wrong?! Isn't this fun!?" Lin screamed over the air rushing past their ears.

"I change my mind!"

By the time the officer turned her attention back to what was at the end of the mail line, it was too late. She hit the brakes, hard, but it was not enough as they soon found themselves slamming into the only poor guy, unlucky enough to be in their way.

As the dust settled, Lin found herself under her wife, who was giggling as she raised her head off her chest. "Spirits, is this the part where I tell you to keep your eyes on the road?"

Lin couldn't help but giggle with her. "Are you hurt at all?"

"Just a few bruises. You can kiss them bet-"

"My cabbages! You two are going to pay for this!"

The two benders observed their surroundings, to find splintered wood around them, along with cabbages. They stood up and dusted themselves off before going to the cabbage merchant. "Sorry. I can pay for the damages. How much are we looking at?"

The man pulled a note pad from his pocket and began to read from it. "The destruction of a cart via the mailing system is five hundred gold pieces."

"This has happened before?"

"Many times! It all began with Avatar Aang, since then, we find ourselves loosing one cart a week."

Lin and Kya's eyes darted from side to side at the mention of Aang. Lin reached into her pocket and handed the man the necessary money. "Again, we're sorry."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Kya, I just committed a crime."

"What crime?"

"The destruction of private property."

"Nice to know I helped."

"You know you want to Lin."

"I don't think I should be committing two crimes in one day."

Kya let out a sensual growl as she pushed her wife against the cave's wall, making Lin drop their torch, causing it to turn off and the caverns to light up with the crystals above them. "This is so romantic." The waterbender sealed her lips over the earthbender's, silencing any protesting that may have come out. She allowed one of her hands to drop south to the hem of her partner's pants and began to work herself inside, enjoying the moan of appreciation. It was getting pretty heated between the two as heavy pants and loud moans filled the silence around them.

"Spirits, Kya. I'm gon- I'm gonn-" Their session was rudely interrupted by a section of the wall next to them breaking down and a badgermole appearing in front of them

Kya slowly got up from her knees and brought Lin's pants back up with her, allowing her to button them up. "Sweetie, I think now would be a good time to begin communing."

"She's pregnant. I don't think my mother could even calm her down. Just stay with me, okay?" A hand grasping her own was the response she got to begin bending a path out to the entrance and run away from a rather ticked off mother badgermole, hot on their tales. "Pick up the pace!"

"I am!"

"Well it's not fast eno-" Lin broke through the last layer of earth and soon found herself and her wife free falling, with nothing to break their fall, but a poor, defenceless, cabbage cart.

"My cabbages!"

"Ow, twice in one day."

"What did this guy do to upset the universe?"

Lin got off her partner and reached a hand down to her to help her to her feet. They dusted themselves off before turning to the merchant. "You're not the same cabbage guy."

"We're a chain! And you've already destroyed one cart?! That's an extra two hundred gold pieces."

"Kya, I think at this rate we're going to go broke."

"I think you may be right."

Lin was lying in bed, resting her eyes, when door opened to reveal her dishevelled wife. "What happened to you?"

"Me?! What happened to you?! One moment you were there and then you left. I got lost!"

"You said you wanted to explore the city, you can't do that with me around." Lin supplied with a shrug. "Is that cabbage in your hair?"

Kya let out a sigh. "Three carts apparently totals one thousand yuans."