I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: right, I got a good pace going and I hope you're all enjoying this Valentine's offering I have here. I got this idea from snake1980, so thanks.

The Great Naruto Hunt

By: Sheltie

Naruto was walking down the street minding his own business. Now today was Valentine's Day, but Naruto didn't care. It was just another day for him.

"Hmm, what should I do today?" he asked himself, "well I got to go to Ichiraku of course. I must honor the gods of ramen. Then maybe some training. Bug granny for a mission, more ramen, training, ask Sakura for a date when she says no more training then end the day with more ramen. Yup, a good day."

"There you are Naruto."

Naruto stopped and turned around to find Anko. He was going to greet the crazy snake lady when a brown burlap bag appeared. Naruto had a split second to do something before he was bagged. He used the replacement jutsu.

"DAMNIT, WHY'S THERE ALWAYS A LOG!" Anko cried out as she peered into the bag to find said log.

She then spotted her quarry running away.

"So you want to play, fine we'll play" Anko said with a grin as she grabbed her collar and whispered something into it. After she spoke into her collar she ran after the blond.

/Scene Break/

Naruto was breathing hard. He had been on the run from Anko for a while now. He had created three shadow clones in hopes to lose her. He wasn't sure what he had done to piss of Anko since he hadn't anything recently to incur the wrath of Konoha's Snake Mistress. But he must of did something. He just didn't know what.

As he was taking a breather he didn't notice a figure coming out from a tree he was nearby. He didn't sense a thing as a burlap bag flew over him, capturing him within.

/Scene Break/

"I got him!"

"No, I got him."

"You're both wrong, I got him."

"That can't be right since I have him."

The four were who were the Ice Queens of Konoha. They were not only some of the strongest kunoichi in Konoha, but they were unapproachable it seemed. Well to the guys since they all had ice glares that could freeze a guy's junk right off. The Ice Queens were Yugao Uzuki, Hana Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuhi and Anko Mitarashi.

"We can't all have gotten him. So who is telling the truth?" Hana asked.

"Well I'm pretty sure shadow clones are involved" Yugao said.

"Lets open up our bags and find out" Anko said.

So they opened their burlap bags and dumped out their contents. Out came four Narutos. They all looked confused as they looked up at their kidnappers.

"Alright, which one is the real one?" Kurenai asked.

"Me!" all four said at once.

"Brat either tell us which or I play hide the kunai" Anko said not in the mood to play any games.

The real Naruto sighed and dispelled his clones.

"So what's this all about?" he asked.

"Happy Valentine's Day Naruto" the Ice Queens said smiling wide.

"Eh" Naruto said as he sensed something coming.

He didn't have time to escape as the four kunoichi pounced on him. All wanting to give Naruto a Valentine's Day he'd never forget.

End

A/N: another down, moving to the next if you please. Leave a review if you'd like.