HELLO EVERYBODY! IT'S ME! Sorry that my chapter 5 isn't up yet BUT to make it up to you all I'm going to do a special for the New Year. My chapter 5 WILL be up soon I promise. Enjoy!
*SPOTLIGHT*
"#*^#!%&( ^$#%^%$^**%."
"Uh Kaminika-san, I don't think they can understand you."
"Huh? Oh that is right! Forgive me everyone. What is previously said was 'Hello Everyone!'."
"Che, how stupid are women anyway!" Our favorite sliverette asked.
"Not as stupid as you think Tako-head!" Kaminika said a smile still plastered on her face. Gokudera's face lit up in a brilliant shade of red before stuttering like a buffoon.
"S-SH-SHUT UP!" By now the room was filled with laughter. Some trying to hide it, some were doing it out loud, and some just smirking because they were too cool to laugh.
"Anyway, today we are doing something a little different. You all are probably wondering why it is really dark behind me. LIGHTS!"
*CLICK*
The cast of KHR were placed in rows of seats. There was applause and screaming in the background while the cast laughed, waved, or scowled. The cast, of course, consisted of: Tsuna and his guardians, Arcobelano, Enma, and Varia.
"Mukuro-san if you please."
"Kufufufu." With a wave of his hand a huge, no to flashy sign appeared above their heads.
"Welcome to our 'New Year's Resolution Interview!'."
*APPLAUSE*
"We ask that our cast helps us by having the show go as smoothly as possible."
"YES!"
"Then without further ado let us get started!"
"OKAY!"
*2 MINUTES LATER*
"Okay before the show we had each one of our cast members do a video of their New Year's resolution."
"Yeah, and it was an extreme waste of time." Gokudera spat.
"EXTREME!" Ryohei shouted, making those not prepared to cover their ears. Kaminika, who ignored him, continued on. Everyone had a whiteboard in their lap.
"As the videos play I have asked that that person would kindly write down why they made that resolution. First, we will, of course, start with the ever so kind Tsunayoshi Sawada-san." The lights dimmed and a screen appeared with the almost always nervous brunette on it.
"My New Year's resolution? That would have to be…hopefully to become a more reliable person for my friends." The video paused with Tsuna rubbing the back of his head with an open-mouth smile.
*AWW*
"How nice for you Tsunayoshi-san, why did you make that your resolution for the New Year?" Tsuna turned his whiteboard over.
"Well I'm always being called No-good by many, many, many people and I just want it all to stop and have people rely on me instead of vice versa." He stated sheepishly.
"That was beautiful Tenth." Gokudera was near tears.
"I agree, good luck Tsunayoshi-san."
"Yes, Thank you."
"You are very welcome, next we will have the shy but friendly Enma Cozart." The lights dimmed and the screen showed a blushing Enma.
"I think my New Year's resolution would be to become stronger for my friends and family. I want to protect them like they do me."
*AWW*
"That is just sweet Enma-san. Your reasons?" Enma flipped his whiteboard over and pointed to it.
"I'm constantly being protected by them, I think it's my turn to do something for them."
"I hope all goes well for you." Kaminika said kindly and Enma nodded back in response. "Moving on we have Uni."
"I would like to deepen my relationship with all of my friends while I have the chance. Enjoy life while it lasts, right?"
"That's so true, Uni?"
"My friends re important to me I don't want to lose them."
"Good luck! Finally from our leader division is Xanxus-san."
"…"
"Excuse me Xanxus-san but what is your New Year's resolution?"
"…Scum. I'm filling the store room to the brim with my booze and don't any of you trash dare touch them." When the video stopped everyone who wasn't Varia, Hibari, or Reborn comically sweat dropped.
"Uh-huh and why is that?"
"…"
"Xanxus-san?"
"Scum." Kaminika sweat dropped again.
"Figures he wouldn't cooperate." Tsuna mumbled.
"A-ah well that is it for our leaders. Let us give them a round of applause."
*APPLAUSE*
"Where did I put it?" Kaminika said aloud to no one in particular.
"I think you left it back stage on the table with the doughnuts and sushi." Skull said like it was obvious on what she was talking about.
"Oh, you are right, thank you Skull-san. I will be right back." Kaminika stated while running back stage. In the meantime, everyone else was giving Skull dirty looks and threatening glares for being the only one to know what she was talking about and leaving them in the dust. Back stage, Kaminika was too focused on looking for what she left that she didn't hear the blood curdling screams coming from the stage.
"There it is!" With that she headed back to the stage with a cheerful smile. "Okay, I have the…SKULL-SAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Skull was a bloodied mess with thousands of cuts and bruises. His right eye blackened and his left cheek swollen and what looked like a sprained ankle.
"Oh…nothing much."
"MY FOOT!" Everyone else around Skull was looking like angles and they didn't notice the stuntman's condition let alone care about it. While Kaminika was fretting over Skull the rest continued to glare at him muttering stuff along the lines of "I should have hit him harder" or "They weren't kidding when they said he's immortal".
"Are you sure you are okay?"
"Oh yeah, just fine don't worry about me."
"If you are sure, I am sorry for the interruption everyone. I had to go back and get my spinning wheel." The cloaked girl said while holding said wheel up in the air then pinning it on the board behind her. "While I do not know why these certain people were addressed to these certain colors, I do know that things will get done a lot easier and faster." Kaminika said taking a good look at the color wheel. Reborn smirked and Tsuna had a nervous smile on his face while sweating buckets.
"Moving on, time to spin the wheel." The girl grabbed the handle and gave it a spin. Once doing that Enma and Tsuna looked at each other, nodded and said:
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
They sang, and very loudly for that matter. By the time they stopped singing the wheel stopped and everyone was staring at them. Kaminika let out a small giggle and Yamamoto laughed right along with her.
"That was cute you two, very nice!" she said.
"Thank you!" they said in unison and stuck out their tongues to the others like two-year-olds.
"Now who did the wheel land on?" Taking a look she smiled. "It landed on the color red! Hayato-san, Fong-san, and Belphegor-san it is your turn."
"Che, my New Year's resolution? Of course it's going to continue to be the Tenth's right hand man!"
"Mine would have to be going through special training. I hope it goes well."
"Ushishishi, the prince's New Year's resolution is obvious. I'm going to continue being a prince and do what I want."
"Well that was interesting, what about your answers fellas?"
"I could be of so much use as the Tenth's right hand."
"What are you the right hand man of Hayato-san?" Kaminika asked and everyone stiffened.
"None of your business."
"I understand, Fong-san."
"There are certain obstacles that I want to overcome."
"Right and Belphegor-san."
"It's because I'm a prince."
"Makes sense. Okay wheel spinning time!" this time most everyone joined in on the song.
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
"And the color is…yellow! Ryohei-san, Reborn-san, and Lessuria-san!"
"MY EXTREME RESOLUTION IS TO BE MORE EXTREME THAN THIS YEAR AND GET SAWADA TO JION THE BOXING CLUB!"
"Hmm, I need to train my dame students more they need work.*insert evil smirk here*"
"OOOHHHHH I want to get to know Signora Kaminika more."
"How lovely, fellas?"
"EXTREME! SAWADA I WILL GET YOU TO JOIN THE BOXING CLUB!"
"I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE BOXING CLUB!"
"I did not know you were in the boxing club Ryohei-san."
"IT'S EXTREME!"
"I am a boxing fan myself."
"THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW EXTREME IT IS!"
"It is pretty extreme but we must continue."
"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A hit man like me is faithful 1000%. Caos Reborn."
"COULD YOU BE LESS FAITHFUL?! LIKE 0%?! THAT WOULD DO MY HEART A WHLE LOT OF GOOD!" Tsuna screeched.
"1000%."
"You do not find any like him often." Kaminika complimented the hit man.
"I'll say." Tsuna said.
"Kaminika seems like a fun person. I would like to get to do lots of fun things together."
"I would too." The girl clutched the handle and spun the colorful wheel again.
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
"Purple. It is Kyoya-san and Skull-san."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Please Kyoya-san, it is not that hard."
"…"
"Kyoya-san."
"If you don't get that thing out of my face in 5 seconds I will bite you to death, herbivore." This statement didn't fail to get a few looks of horror or amusement from the group.
"Ten please answer my question."
"To bite all annoying herbivores like you to death."
*SWEATDROP*
"I want to perfect a new stunt I have been working on and I want to earn some respect among my group if I can."
"Well Kyoya-san it looks like your resolution was pretty self-explanatory but still any words?"
"…"
"I see, Skull-san?"
"I've been working on this stunt for the longest time and want to finish it soon one the other hand that has been something I have been wishing for ever since I joined the group."
"I wish you luck in any possible way I can, okay?" Skull gave her a grateful nod.
"Thanks."
"Umhmm." She hummed giving him a soft smile.
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
"Blue, that means Takeshi-san, Colonello-san, and Squalo-san are up."
"Hahaha, hopefully I can get better at my sword skills like Squalo, but I want to catch up on my baseball too."
"If I had to choose it would be to teach that good-for-nothing Reborn a thing or two about how an Army man runs things, kora."
"VVVVOOOOIIIII, I NEED TO GET THAT LAZY BOSS OF OURS TO DO HIS BUTTLOAD OF PAPER WORK THAT'S EVEN BACKED UP INTO MY OFFICE!"
"Alright."
"I do like my baseball but the style of the sword has grown on me. I have to polish up."
"You are a swordsman Takeshi-san along with Squalo-san? That is awesome."
"Thank you!"
"What about you Colonello-san?"
"I mean everything I said in that video." Said man stated proudly then he leaned over to Reborn, his arms crossed over his chest. "Prepare to suffer."
"Not likely."
"Squalo-san?"
"I GET HIM TO DO IT EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM!"
"I love that enthusiasm but you and Ryohei-san are really loud."
"VOI, DEAL WITH IT!"
"Fair enough."
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
"Let us see…Indigo. Mukuro-san, Chrome-san, Viper-san, and Flan-san." The screen showed both Mukuro and Chrome at the same time.
"Kufufufu, I will see to it that I make that man suffer."
"I want to become a little more open maybe."
"It'll cost you to video tape me. I need to find a place to count me money in peace."
"I'm going to get master to admit that his hair is shaped like a pineapple."
"Your thoughts?"
"I already said enough in my video." Mukuro said
"Ditto." Mammon added. "It'll cost you to call me by that name."
"Chrome-san what about you?"
"I wish I could do it."
"No worries I will help you."
"O-okay."
"Flan-san?"
"Let me be the first to say that'll never happen." Mukuro interrupted.
"Oh it'll happen; I'll get you to admit it."
"Good luck the both of you. This is our final spin everyone, get ready."
"WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? RED, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, OR PURPLE? WHO'S THAT WHEEL GONNA LAND ON? LET'S TAKE A LOOK, OKAY?"
"IT'S YEL- wait that's not right. ALRIGHT WHO RIGGED THE WHEEL?!" Kaminika shouted and the whole stage burst into laughter.
"Best trick you pulled yet Reborn." Colonello laughed.
"Haha very funny. You already know what is next. Green: Lambo-san, Verde-san, and Levi-a-than-san."
"GYAHAHAHA Lambo-sama is gonna get all the candy in the world and eat it."
"Hm, new experiments of course. I'm very interested in a special subject right now."
"I just wish to serve my boss."
"Guys?"
"CANDY!"
"Well said."
"I don't owe any explanations."
"…"
"Mine is self-explanatory."
"Okay. Well everyone this interview is drawing to a close and as it does our cast has a few words to say!"
Tsuna and Guardians (except Hibari): "WE HOPED YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW!"
Arcobelano: "WE ALSO HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THIS STORY!"
Varia: "NEW THING WILL BE COMING UP THAT YOU WON'T EXPECT!"
Enma and Tsuna: "AND WE LIVE TO SEE YOU AT THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT WANTING MORE!"
Kaminika: "And we would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts! Besides it's the New Year; Anything can happen! So until next chapter…!"
*WHOLE KHR CAST OF 'AN ANIME IN MY WORLD? PLEASE!'*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!