Okay guys and girls, I know you all are waiting patiently for the new chapter and I am still thinking up crazy ideas to make all of you laugh. Trust me I thought of some funny ones too. BUT until then any of you heard of the Harlem Shake? No? THEN GO TO YOUTUBE AND LOOK IT UP YOU 19TH CENTURY WANKERS! Otherwise you won't get what this filler I'm making for you all. I decided to make a KHR version of it. And providing that I know some Spanish and realize what the lyrics translate to then this will make perfect sense. Enjoy lovely readers. OH! Before I forget, people, there is a poll on my profile that I want you all to vote on. PLEASE check it out. Two votes per person and choose wisely.
In a seemingly normal country, in a seemingly normal town, in a seemingly normal neighborhood, there are more than seemingly normal people gathering a seemingly normal residence that are all suspiciously good-looking and vary around the same age and gender except a select few. (You all know who you are -stares-)
"So that's why I'm asking whether, in the instant the winners of the representative battle are decided, and the flames are extracted from the Arcobaleno pacifiers, you can help insert flames of correct attributes into the empty pacifiers. I don't know how things will go, but at the least, making sure this succeeds means that we absolutely must defeat Bermuda's team in the representative battle. After all, if Bermuda wins, he'll destroy everything for the sake of revenge. Bermuda will take advantage of victory to approach Checkerface and destroy him…and the he, along with the current Arcobaleno and the Arcobaleno system, will all be eliminated. The moment that Bermuda wins, Reborn and the others will lose their lives, so that's why I want to surpass our team divisions and borrow everyone's strength in order to defeat Bermuda's team!" One of those suspiciously good-looking people is on his feet giving the speech of his life. Understatement of the century I'd say.
As he continues to give said speech there are equally suspicious…babies…leering on a nearby rooftop unnoticed. Eight of them actually…go figure.
"What does that stupid student of mine think he's doing?" one with a fedora hat clicked his tongue while watching with something akin to interest. To say in the least, he was just A LITTLE impressed. That aside, another…baby…next to him smiled softly at the scene in front of him.
"He's doing this for us. They all must be worried in their own way." He closed his eyes in understanding and his smile grew. "I'm touched."
"Well I don't care what they think about the situation. I feel insulted that they think that we are being beaten so easily." she cursed. The (you know what, I'm just going to say person) person next to her stared at her in an are-you-seriously-putting-your-pride-first look.
"Oh come on Lal, have you actually considered what their feeling?" he said receiving a hard glare from the one now identified as Lal and an approving nod from the one that spoke before her.
"I don't CARE! They have no right…" she began only to be cut off.
"THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT!"
"…!" Lal was at a loss for words and just turned back to the meeting.
"Geez, you seem to be the only one against this." he continued still looking at her.
"I don't like this either." The person with the fedora spoke. Lal then gestured her hand at him while looking at the other with eyes that said he-agrees-with-me.
"You don't count, Reborn." he said with uncaring eyes still locked on Lal. Lal then proceeded to throw her hands in the air in exasperation.
"Who died and made you King, Colonello?" Reborn asked in a mocking way. A tick mark appeared on Colonello's head.
"Imma and Bee." he answered.
"Who are they?" Reborn asked with genuine curiosity since Colonello answered so seriously.
"You know Imma and Bee. I'm sure you've met them."
"…?" Reborn raised a brow.
"As in Imma be punchin' yo face in!" Colonello said as he reared his fist back to connect with Reborn's cheek. Reborn readied himself for the punch only to see Colonello stop mid-way and pause for a second until he turned back to the meeting, a hand on his cheek and him in a crouched down position with half lidded eyes. "Nah, not really in the mood for this."
This action was accompanied by anime-styled face plants by the onlookers and a sweat dropping Reborn.
"CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND!?" yelled a very much ticked off blunette. (you wonder how they haven't caught the attention of the other's yet)
Another boy with unruly green hair pushed up his glasses catching a glare from watching the scene. "Childish, that's what you all are." he said before turning back to the meeting across the street from where they were.
"Now Verde, you know that they all have their…moments." an obviously older than the rest of the group girl said with a smile in her face. Verde only scoffed at her.
"Leave him alone, Uni, he's a lone wolf." said the boy with the braid. Uni smiled sadly at this.
"I know; I just want to see him open up a little, Fong. Mammon, you too." she spoke softly to the two boys. Mammon ignored just like Verde and Fong only shook his head.
"He is, too."
"Uni, should we do something about this meeting? I mean, Reborn-senpai and Lal-senpai are obviously against this whole idea of banding together." said a boy far away from the others. His eyes were trained on the meeting, watching them with interest as his elbows rested on his knees with his small hands took their places on either side of his make-up covered face. His helmet lay beside him instead of on his head where it should be.
"THANK YOU, SKULL!" Lal shouted her gratitude to the boy. Uni only sighed at the question, starting to have doubts herself.
"I'm not really sure any more, Skull." The boy shrugged.
"Just a question. Hey, where did Xanxus get the recliner?" As the bickering between the group continued, on the other side of the of the house where the meeting is being held.
"So that's what they're planning. Very clever Sawada Tsunayoshi, but your plan will fail as we now know everything and plan to put a stop to it. Vengeance will be ours one way or another." A bandaged boy spoke as he was surrounded by others also covered in bandages. "Let's go." And they jump to the heart of their problem.
-BACK WITH THE OTHERS-
"I can't take this anymore." Lal said as she suddenly jumped of the roof they were on towards the meeting.
"LAL!" Colonello shouted and sighed before going after her.
"Those reckless idiots." Reborn seethed before following close behind with Uni on his tail.
"*sigh*So much for being secretive." Fong spoke in an exhausted tone only to chase after them a second later with the remaining babies.
-AT THE MEETING-
"So are we all good with the plan?" Tsuna asked getting nods from the majority of the group. "Let's hope all goes well."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"
"Hmmm?" Tsuna looked around him as he failed to see the incoming combat boot getting ready to become really acquainted with his face. "GACK!"
"LAL!" Said girl turned around to see those she left behind coming after her. "SERIOUSLY?!" Colonello spat at her for being inconsiderate. "HOW SELFISH CAN YOU GET?!"
"SELFISH! SELFISH! YEAH I'M THE ONE BEING SELFISH WE THESE GUY'S ARE GOING BEHIND OUR BACKS AND PLANNING MEETINGS WITHOUT OUR CONSENT!" she cried back.
"Kufufufu, looks like we've been found out."
"Trash."
"My, my too bad."
"Oh boy."
"WHAT"S GOING ON HERE?!" Tsuna yelled caressing his now swollen cheek.
"I would like to ask that as well." said the bandaged baby that appeared from nowhere. Everyone gasped and turned toward the newcomer. "BERMUDA!"
"My, my I never thought that I would get to see all of my enemies in one place let alone at a strategy meeting for my downfall." Bermuda said nonchalantly.
"WHAT!" the ones with common sense shouted.
"I believe I spoke clearly." Tsuna clenched his jaw and clicked his tongue while glaring at Bermuda.
"BERMUDA YOU AND THE VINDINCE ARE MONSTERS AND NEED TO BE STOPED."
"I don't think so."
"Why are you here anyway?" Verde questioned.
"To stop you of course. Nothing is going to stop me from getting what I want."
"YOU'RE WRONG!" Enma shouted, standing quickly, getting ready for anything.
"Am I?" he countered.
"Yes!" everyone chorused with passion.
"I don't think you can do anything against us with your puny flames." And the arguing continued for the longest time that people were staring to stare if they weren't already. Of course the fighting stopped at a seemingly innocent question…
"Can I have a piece of cake?" Skull asked.
"NO!"
…and started right back up again after everyone yelled the answer. Skull, of course, tried to gain their attention again but after several failed attempts he was fed up. Half lidded eyes scanned over the crowd before them before walking off to a discarded helmet. Skull picked up said helmet and looked at it for several second before turning it over and pulling out a box type speaker and a phone. Tucking his helmet under his arm, Skull proceeded to scan through his phone for a certain song and once found, plugged the connector into the box speaker. Cranking the box speaker all the way up to full, he placed the objects on the table that occupied the front yard and pressed play.
"CON LOS TERRORISTAS!" the speakers boomed and skull proceeded to do a random dance as the rest continued to argue ignoring him. The dance became more intense as the beat picked up and suddenly the rest paused what they were doing against their will. Then all hell broke loose as the chorus came on full blast.
"DO THAT HARLEM SHAKE!" Tsuna stared busting a move with one hand holding his leg and the other hand behind his head as he brought them back and forth. The guardians were doing their own dance that consisted of Gokudera bobbing his head up and down with a rock symbol occupying one of his hands, Yamamoto doing the running man, Ryohei doing the Gangnam Style dance, Mukuro attempting the cabbage patch, and Hibari doing the jig. The Varia was a different story completely. Xanxus had pulled back his recliner and started waving his hands and feet in the air, Squalo was doing the stanky leg while Bel did the jerk, and lastly Levi and Lessuria were doing the souljia boy. The Arcobaleno, get this, were in a CANGA LINE! The Shimon were…pfft…bobbing their heads with crossed arms in front of their chests as Enma began breakdancing. The Vindince was pulling off the monster mash and Basil was moonwalking. As for the rest…I'll leave that up to your imagination.
-ABOUT THREE MINUTES LATER-
"*GROAN!*"
A figure in a black cloak stepped around the bodies that littered the front lawn of the Sawada household. A few minutes of nonstop dancing can kill a person. As the hooded figure looked around for anyone standing it noticed a lone baby sit at a table eating a cake that was in its hand. The figure removed the hood that covered its head to reveal a purple-haired girl underneath with a confused expression littering her face and her head obviously bandaged.
"I want to ask what happened but I don't think I should." she said.
"*GROAN!*"
"Well with that said, what happened?" she asked not really caring about their condition, because they probably deserved it in some way. She felt a tug on her leg and looked down to see Tsuna holding on to her.
"Never…ignore…Skull." and he passed out from exhaustion. The girl looked up and over at the table where said baby was eating his cake. She casually stepped over the fallen people in favor of getting to the table and once reached sat down. Skull was eating a sponge cake that was untouched on the table and looking at it in his hand. A few minutes passed by in silence until the girl relaxed by putting her elbow on the table and her cheek in her hand.
"So who do you think is going to win the representative battles, Skull?" she asked.
Skull, still looking at his cake in his hand, replied, "I don't know…but Tsunayoshi-san has a good plan going on here."
"Does he now?"
"Yeah he does."
"Well then let me hear it."
-OMAKE-
"Are we ready for this next round?" a man with a mask asked.
"I'm afraid not Checkerface-sama." his assistant replied.
"Hmmm? Why not?"
"it seems that all of the remaining contestants are exhausted from earlier activites today."
"What kind of activites could have possibly gotten all of them so exhausted?"
"I'm not quite sure myself, but onlookers said it seemed to be mass murder by dance fever."
"…"
"Yeah…I don't get it either."
How did you guys like the surprise guest?! How about the filler and omake? That was my first omake ever and I don't know if I did a good job or not. I got the idea for this filler from my sister. My friend Jordan told her about it and we watched ssssoooooo many different versions of it. My favorite so far is the Marine Corps one were that one guy with glasses starts it while everyone else is cleaning. HILARIOUS! The guy in the chair that looks like he's on his phone is my favorite. The move he does is what I imagined Xanxus doing. I fell so hard out of my chair when I imagined it. Reviews are appreciated and please don't forget to vote for the poll. Until next chapter, Bye bii~!