Chapter 33: Wedding Crash
The sun is starting to rise and Fiona takes off the sunflower's petals to decide whether or not to tell Shrek and then she decides to tell him and goes outside.
"Shrek?" Fiona asked and she sees the sun rising and she's being turned back into a human again.
"So, you're back to being human, huh?" Ky asked and Fiona sees him and his friends.
"Oh, Ky. Where's Shrek? I need to tell him." Fiona asked.
"You decided to tell him?" Tails asked.
"Yes." Fiona answered.
"Great. Let's go find him." Max said.
The group start to find Shrek but they already see him arriving but he looks angry.
"Shrek, there you are. Are you okay?" Fiona asked.
"I'm fine. Never better." Shrek answered.
"You don't look fine to me." T.J. said.
"Listen, Shrek. I have something to tell you..." Fiona was cut off by Shrek.
"You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. I already heard what your said last night." Shrek said.
"You heard what I said?" Fiona asked.
"Every word." Shrek answered.
"But...I thought it wouldn't matter to you." Fiona said.
"Yeah, well, it does!" Shrek said.
"Shrek, listen..." Ky was cut off by something coming.
"Is it the Black Xetis?" Zatch asked.
"Or the Heartless?" Murray asked.
"I don't think so." Elena said.
"Ah, right on time. Princess, I brought you something." Shrek said and the group see Farquaad.
"Ah, you are Princess Fiona." Farquaad said.
"As promised! Now hand it over!" Shrek said.
"Very well, ogre. Here is the deed to your swamp. Cleared as promised. Now take it and go before I change my mind." Farquaad said and he turns to Fiona. "Princess Fiona, I am Lord Farquaad." Farquaad introduced.
"Oh, so you're Lord Farquaad? I never expected you to be so..." Fiona stops talking as Farquaad's knights put him down off his horse to show his size.
"He really is a half-pint." Shadow said.
"Pikachu." Storm said in agreement.
"Lord Farquaad, it's a pleasure to meet you." Fiona said.
"The pleasure is all mine, Princess. Now, I have a question for you. Will you become the perfect bride for the perfect groom?" Farquaad asked.
Fiona looks at the group who shake their heads and then Fiona sees Shrek still reading his deed.
"Lord Farquaad, I accept." Fiona said.
"Excellent! We shall get married tomorrow and..." Farquaad was cut off by Fiona.
"No! I mean, why wait? Why don't we get married today?" Fiona suggested.
"Ah, anxious, are we? Very well. We shall get married today. There's so much to do. Men, prepare the wedding and invite the guests. This wedding must be perfect." Farquaad said and he and his men ride away while Fiona rides with Farquaad.
"Fiona!" Ky called but they're already leaving.
"Shrek, you're letting them get away!" Donkey said.
"Yeah, well, let them." Shrek said.
"C'mon, Shrek. Listen. We've talked to the princess last night and..." Ky was cut off by Shrek.
"Oh, yeah. I know you guys talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you all are such good friends, why don't you follow HER home?" Shrek said.
"Shrek, I wanna go with you." Donkey said.
"I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live ALONE! MY swamp! ME! Nobody else! Understand?! NOBODY! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying TALKING DONKEYS!" Shrek shouted.
"That's not fair, Shrek! Don't take your anger out on Donkey! He never did anything to you!" Ky defended Donkey.
"Whatever! I'm going home! Do what you want!" Shrek yelled as he storms off.
"I can't believe we're spending our days in this world with that jerk." Kiyo said.
"What do we do? We can't let Fiona marry Farquaad." Sly said.
"We need Shrek's help." Ky said.
"How can we get him to help us?" Donkey asked.
"I dunno, but..." Ky was then cut off by a soft growl and they turn to see the dragon from before.
"The dragon." Max said.
"Hmm. Um, Dragon, you're not still angry about our last encounter, are you?" Ky asked and Dragon makes a sound to respond Ky's question. "That's great. I'm sorry for that. I was trying to protect my friends. Anyway, I have a favor to ask you. Can you help us out with something?" Ky asked and Dragon lowers her head to listen what Ky has to say. "Here's what we do..." Ky starts to explain.
Meanwhile Farquaad returns to his castle to prepare himself for the upcoming wedding but just then Bowser Jr. appears.
"It's been two days and you have not found the Keyhole or the Light Crystal piece!" Bowser Jr. said.
"Can you take care of that? I'm about to get married and finally become King of Duloc." Farquaad said.
"Grrr! I can't believe Zervik and the Horned King decided to recruit a sad man like you! You're useless!" Bowser Jr. said.
"In all honesty, I could care less about their plans." Farquaad said.
"Fine then. If Ky and his friends go after you, don't expect me to save you." Bowser Jr. said as he leaves.
Meanwhile Shrek returns to his swamp and everything is clear and there are no more fairy tale characters in the swamp and so Shrek starts living his life again but just then he hears a noise outside and he finds Donkey, Ky, and his friends making a log line.
"What are you doing?" Shrek asked.
"I'd figured you of all people would recognize a wall when you see one." Donkey said.
"Well, yeah, but the walls are supposed go around my swamp, not through it." Shrek said.
"It is. It's around your half." Ky said.
"Yep. That's your half and this is our half." T.J. said.
"Pika." Storm said in agreement.
"Yoshi." Lucky said in agreement.
"YOUR half?" Shrek asked.
"Yeah. OUR half." Elena said.
"We helped you rescue the princess from the dragon's castle." Max said.
"So?" Shrek asked.
"So since we did HALF the work, we get HALF the reward." Sly said.
"Yeah! Now hand over that rock. That one that looks like your fat head." Murray said but Shrek starts to move the logs away.
"No you don't!" Ky said as he holds the log Shrek is holding.
"Back off!" Shrek yelled.
"No! YOU back off!" Tails yelled back.
"This is MY swamp!" Shrek yelled.
"OUR swamp!" Donkey yelled.
"Let go!" Shrek yelled.
"YOU let go!" Kiyo yelled.
"Stubborn punks!" Shrek yelled.
"Smelly ogre!" Donkey yelled.
"Fine!" Shrek yelled as he walks away.
"Get back here!" T.J. yelled.
"We are NOT done with you yet!" Donkey yelled.
"Well, I'm through with all of you!" Shrek replied.
"No! All you did was put Donkey down, insult him, and you NEVER appreciate anything we do!" Ky said.
"All you did was push us around and push us away." Max said.
"Oh, yeah?! Well, I've treated you all so bad, why did you come back?" Shrek asked.
"Because that's what friends do, Shrek. Friends forgive each other, no matter what they've been through." Ky answered and everyone nods.
"You're right, Ky. I forgive you all...for stabbing me in the back!" Shrek yelled as he goes to his bathroom making everyone extremely irritated.
"UGH! You're so wrapped up in your layers, you're scared of your own feelings!" Ky said.
"Go away." Shrek replied.
"See? There you go again, just like what you did to Fiona." Bentley said.
"All she'd do is like you or maybe even love you." Blaze said.
"Love me? She said I was ugly. A hideous creature. I heard you talking to her last night." Shrek said.
"She wasn't talking about YOU. She was talking about...somebody else." Donkey said and Shrek comes out of the bathroom.
"She wasn't talking about me?" Shrek asked.
"No." Elena answered.
"Who was she talking about?" Shrek asked.
"Sorry, Shrek, but since you've never listened to us, we can't tell you." Ky said.
"Okay. I'm sorry." Shrek said but the group was not convinced and Shrek sighs. "I really am sorry. I guess I AM a big, stupid ogre. Can you all forgive me?" Shrek asked.
"That's what friends are for, Shrek." Ky said.
"That's right." Donkey said.
"So, who was Fiona talking about?" Shrek asked.
"Don't ask us. You should ask Fiona." Tails said and Shrek realizes something.
"The wedding! We'll never make it in time!" Shrek said.
"Don't worry. We will. We've already got ourselves transportation. Donkey?" Ky said and Donkey whistles and Dragon arrives.
"You all planned this?" Shrek asked.
"Yeah. You like Fiona, don't you? Well, we're gonna help you get your happily ever after." Ky said.
"C'mon. Let's hurry to Duloc before the two get married." Max said and the group climb on Dragon and she starts to fly to Duloc.
Meanwhile in Duloc Castle the wedding is prepared and Fiona and Farquaad are about to get married but Fiona sees the sun setting while the priest is speaking.
"Um, excuse me. Can you please skip with the 'I dos'?" Fiona asked but Farquaad chuckles.
"Go on." Farquaad said.
The group arrive at Duloc and they hurry to the castle.
"Guys, wait. We can't just barge into the wedding." Donkey said.
"What's your plan then?" Sly asked.
"We have to wait until the priest says 'Speak now or forever hold your peace' and that's when you say 'I object!'." Donkey said.
"Donkey, we really don't have time for that." Zatch said.
"When does he say it?" Tails asked.
"We need to check inside." Donkey said.
Meanwhile in the castle the priest keeps talking while the group are still outside and Tails and Bentley are using a device to try to hear what he's saying.
"Anything yet?" Max asked.
"No. Nothing." Tails said.
"At this rate, we'll never be able to hear it in time." Bentley said.
"Oh, forget this!" Shrek said as he goes into the castle.
"Shrek wait!" Ky said as he and the others follow him.
(Duloc Castle)
"Speak now or for..." The priest was cut off by the doors opening and everyone sees Shrek and the group.
"I OBJECT!" Shrek shouted.
"Shrek?" Fiona asked.
"Now what does he want?" Farquaad asked.
"Now what do we do?" Zatch asked.
"We gotta stop the wedding." Ky said.
"I thought we have." Blaze said.
"We just gotta stop Fiona from marrying that jerk." Ky said.
"Shrek, Ky, what are you two doing here?" Fiona asked.
"Honestly, it's bad enough to be around somewhere nobody wants you, but coming here uninvited is just..." Farquaad was cut off by Shrek.
"Fiona, we need to talk." Shrek said.
"Oh, NOW you want to talk? Well, it's a little late. Now if you..." Fiona was cut off by Ky.
"But, Princess, you can't marry that creep." Ky said.
"Why not?" Fiona asked.
"Because he's only marrying you so he can be king." Elena answered.
"That's preposterous!" Farquaad scoffed.
"It's true! That's what you're doing!" T.J. said.
"He doesn't really love you, Princess." Shrek said.
"And what do you know about true love?" Fiona asked and Shrek struggles to answer.
"Well...you see, that's the thing, Princess. Shrek is..." Ky was cut off by Farquaad.
"You don't mean that the ogre has fallen in love with the princess?!" Farquaad asked and starts laughing and everyone else laughs as well.
"What is so funny about an ogre being in love with a princess?" Max asked.
"There's nothing funny about that." Sly said.
"Shrek, is this true?" Fiona asked.
"Who cares? It's absurd! Now, Fiona, please marry me so we can live happily ever after. Now kiss me." Farquaad said.
"Please don't." Shadow said.
Fiona looks at the sun setting.
"Well, Shrek, it's my turn to tell you something. Or rather show you." Fiona said as the sun sets and Fiona is being transformed back into her ogre form shocking everyone and disgusting Farquaad.
"See, Shrek?" Ky asked.
"Oh, well...that explains a lot." Shrek said.
"UGH! It's disgusting!" Farquaad yelled.
"Yeah, because you have a problem with someone not being a self-absorb weasel like you!" Ky said.
"Enough! Guards, seize them!" Farquaad commanded and the guards arrive.
The guards attack the group but Ky, Elena, Max, Tails, Blaze, Shadow, Storm, Kiyo and Zatch, Lucky, T.J., Sly, Bentley, Murray, and Shrek defeat the guards.
"Take that, 'King' Farquaad!" Elena said.
"Insolent fools! This wedding is over and that makes me KING!" Farquaad said as dark aura appears around him.
"Uh oh...that's not good." Kiyo said.
"No, it's not. No doubt that there is darkness in his heart. As if you're king! All we see is a sad little man with a dark heart!" Ky said.
"How DARE you defy me! I shall destroy anyone who dares oppose Duloc and I will destroy two ogres!" Farquaad said.
"Not gonna happen! Shrek, let's crown this 'king'!" Ky said.
"Gladly." Shrek said.
(Boss Theme: Squirming Evil)
Farquaad charges at the group and slashes with his sword but Ky strikes back with Dawn of Hope while Elena casts Blizzard and then shoots magic bolts but Farquaad retaliates with a spin slash but Shrek delivers three punches but Farquaad slashes three times with his sword but Max bashes with his shield followed by Shield Boomerang while T.J. throws knives but Farquaad tries to impale the two but Lucky uses Ground Pound while Storm uses Skullbash while Kiyo has Zatch use Zaker but Farquaad summons Archer Heartless who shoot arrows but Tails tail swipes while Blaze double flame kicks while Shadow throws Chaos Arrows defeating the Archer Heartless but Farquaad slashes with his sword again but Bentley throws electric darts while Sly attacks with his cane while Murray punches three times but Farquaad impales at them but Ky counters with Dawn of Hope followed by combining Thunder with Slide Dash and uses Thunder Dash while Shrek uses Hammer Punch.
"You seem to be quite adequate...even with that filthy ogre by your side." Farquaad said.
"So you'll give up?" Ky asked.
"No. I have more ways to end you all." Farquaad said.
"Allow me to help you." A voice said and it's Bowser Jr. again.
"Bowser Jr.!" Ky said.
"I don't need your assistance." Farquaad said.
"Don't get the wrong idea of me helping you out. I just want Key boy outta my way for once so I can take those two Light Crystal pieces from him." Bowser Jr. said.
"Whatever you do is of no concern to me." Farquaad said.
"Time to snuff you all out! Come out, my pet!" Bowser Jr. commanded and summons a Black Xeti that looks like a black coated unicorn with crimson eyes, crimson mane, crimson tail, and a black horn. "Have fun killing each other, losers!" Bowser Jr. said as he disappears.
"Great. A Black Xeti. Why am I not surprised?" Shadow asked.
"Now we have to deal with both the Black Xeti and Farquaad." Tails said.
"Then let's settle this." Ky said.
"Prepare to be disposed. Attack, my pet!" Farquaad commanded.
The Black Xeti known as Unidoom fires dark magic beams at the group but they dodge and Ky and Shrek go for Farquaad but Unidoom hoof kicks them but Elena retaliates with magic bombs while Kiyo has Zatch use Zakereuga but Unidoom charges at the group with its horn but Max bashes with his shield but Farquaad multi stabs with his sword but T.J. slashes with his knife followed by a knife throw but Unidoom shoots poison balls at the group but Tails fires lasers from his blaster while Blaze uses Fire Tornado while Shadow multi punches followed by a somersault kick but Unidoom prances around and charges at the group while Farquaad spin slashes with his sword but Storm shoots electric shots while Lucky uses Headbutt but Unidoom fires another dark magic beam but Bentley throws sleeping darts allowing Sly to attack with his cane while Murray flame punches but Farquaad slashes with his sword while Shrek headbutts but Unidoom hoof kicks him but Ky combines Fire with Edge Slash and uses Fire Edge but Unidoom attacks with its horn.
"This is getting annoying. We should deal with this Black Xeti first." Ky said.
"I agree. If we take this Heartless out first, we won't have a problem of going after Farquaad next." Elena said.
"Let's get to it then." Shrek said.
Unidoom fires poison balls at the group while Farquaad multi slashes with his sword but T.J. slashes with his knife followed by a forward kick while Shrek delivers three punches but Unidoom fires two black magic beams but Elena casts Thunder followed by Earth while Storm uses Quick Attack and then uses Iron Tail while Lucky uses Egg Roll but Unidoom charges with its horn but Kiyo has Zatch use Bao Zakeruga while Max uses Cyclone but Farquaad multi slashes with his sword but Sly uses Cane Spin while Bentley throws bombs while Murray uses Turbo Charge to keep Farquaad busy allowing Tails to summons Magic Hand and it delivers a punch while Shadow home attacks and then throws Chaos Spears while Blaze attacks with her claws followed by a graceful flame kick but Unidoom prances around again while charging with its horn but Shrek uses Hammer Punch while Ky attacks with Dawn of Hope followed by Gravity but Unidoom charges with its horn and then delivers a hoof kick but Shrek headbutts while Ky combines Thunder with Spin Slash and uses Thunder Spin and they finish off Unidoom causing it to fall and disappear into dark mist.
"Done with that Black Xeti." Max said.
"Now for Farquaad." Blaze said.
"Fools! How dare you! You have become a thorn in my side for far too long!" Farquaad said.
"Then what are you waiting for? Get us!" Shrek said.
Farquaad slashes at the group with his sword but Tails tail swipes followed by Fly Kick while Lucky double kicks while Kiyo has Zatch use Zaker but Farquaad dash slashes but T.J. dash slashes back with his knife but Farquaad parries and slashes at T.J. but Elena casts Cure on T.J. and then shoots magic concussive blasts while Shrek headbutts Farquaad but Farquaad multi slashes with his sword and then delivers an aerial spin slash but Blaze uses Fire Drill while Sly attacks with his cane but Farquaad slashes three times but Murray triple punches while Max uses Shield Missile but Farquaad keeps slashing with his sword but Storm unleashes electricity while Bentley throws electric darts but Farquaad multi slashes and then delivers another aerial spin slash but Shadow throws Chaos Arrows while Ky slashes with Dawn of Hope while Shrek uses Hammer Punch but Farquaad parries again and slashes at Shrek but Ky casts Cure on Shrek and then uses Strike Raid but Farquaad dash slashes with his sword but Ky counters with Fire Dash and then attacks with Dawn of Hope while Shrek delivers three punches but Farquaad slashes at the group with his sword and then spin slashes but Ky counters with Dawn of Hope and delivers horizontal slashes followed by Edge Slash while Elena whacks with her staff and shoots magic bolts while Max bashes with his shield while Tails shoots four shots from his blaster while Blaze unleashes fire waves while Shadow multi punches followed by a flip kick while Storm uses Skullbash while Kiyo has Zatch use Bao Zakeruga while Lucky uses Ground Pound while T.J. multi slashes with his knife while Sly uses Cane Spin while Bentley throws bombs while Murray flame punches while Shrek uses Hammer Punch and they finish off Farquaad.
"Impossible! I cannot be defeated by fools!" Farquaad said.
"That's what happens when you put ogres down." Ky said.
"You fool! I am KING of Duloc! Therefore, I shall have order! I shall perfection! I shall have..." Farquaad was cut off by Dragon flying through the window behind him and when Farquaad turns around Dragon eats him.
"Ha! Take that, 'King' Farquaad!" Max said.
"Serves him right." Kiyo said.
"I'll say." Tails said.
"Are you all right, Princess?" Blaze asked.
"Yes. Thank you all." Fiona said.
"Nice timing, you two." Ky said.
"It's nothing. Go on, Shrek." Donkey said.
"Fiona, I do in fact love you. I'm sorry for being stubborn and not listening to you." Shrek said.
"Shrek. I felt like I had to tell you." Fiona said and she turns to see the sun that's still set. "Shrek, I feel that I love you too." Fiona said and the two start to kiss but just then Fiona starts to glow with light and after the glowing stops she's still in her ogre form. "I thought that if I kiss my true love, the spell will be broken." Fiona said.
"I think that since you kissed Shrek, you'll probably stay in that form." Tails said.
"Possibly forever." Bentley said.
"But who cares. You two love each other and if you're both happy, then so am I." Ky said and everyone nods.
"Thank you all for everything. Ky, Elena, Max, Tails, Blaze, Shadow, Storm, Kiyo and Zatch, Lucky, T.J., Sly, Bentley, and Murray, I'm grateful to all of you." Fiona said.
"It was nothing, Princess." Elena said.
"I-I think I'm gonna cry." Donkey said.
Later on everyone return to the swamp and Shrek and Fiona are now married and everyone starts to party in the swamp for the celebration of Shrek's and Fiona's marriage and Shrek and Fiona go to their carriage to get ready for their honeymoon.
"Good luck, you two." Ky said and the two nod.
Just then something starts to appear near Shrek's house and it's another Keyhole and so Ky uses Dawn of Hope to lock the Keyhole and saves the Land of Fantasy from destruction.
"What just happened?" Donkey asked.
"It's time for us to go to." Ky answered and he turns to Shrek and Fiona. "You two lovebirds should be fine now without us around." Ky said.
"Aw, you really have to go?" Donkey asked.
"Sorry, Donkey, but we have to." Murray answered.
"Don't lose your head over it. We'll might come back and visit again." Shadow said.
"Really?" Donkey asked.
"Really really." Ky answered.
Meanwhile at the dark room Zervik and the Horned King watch the group's time in the Land of Fantasy.
"It's no surprise that even Farquaad fell." Zervik said.
"That's what happens when he doesn't do what's told." Bowser Jr. said.
"No matter. We will find a way to take those two Light Crystal pieces from his grasp and have Virtus." The Horned King said.
"Let's test how strong he's gotten. Kaos, Poena, Tortus!" Zervik called and Kaso, Poena, and Tortus appear.
"What's up?" Kaos asked.
"I think it's about time we start sending HIM in Ky's way." Zervik said.
"Finally! The torment gets to begin! Ky's REALLY gonna break!" Kaos said.
"We'll send him with us." Poena said as they leave.
"Now this'll be interesting. I'll be joining in on the fun watching the tormenting." Bowser Jr. said as he leaves.
Meanwhile at Nex's room Nex prepares to make his way out to another world but just then he sees Griff.
"What do you want?" Nex asked.
"Don't you ever have any remorse for what you're doing?" Griff asked.
"Why the hell should I? It doesn't matter what happens to anyone, not even the Deadly Alliance, as long as I get answers about my father." Nex said.
"This still isn't the right way." Griff said.
"Coming from the idiot who is taking orders from the Horned King." Nex said.
"I'm doing this for two reasons. One, to keep Ky alive. Two, find out my past and what I really am." Griff said.
"All I know is that you're a piece of trash that has no right to exist." Nex said.
"How can you say?!" Griff asked.
"It's the truth. Now, get lost." Nex said.
"I will. I'm through with this. I can't take doing terrible things for the Deadly Alliance anymore. I'm gonna find Ky." Griff said.
"Oh, I don't think so." A voice said and it's Bowser Jr. "Instead, I'm gonna make him come to you, if he does care." Bowser Jr. said.
"What're you gonna do?" Griff asked.
"Simple. I'll just put you away somewhere where no one not even Ky will bother to look for." Bowser Jr. said as he summons Zombie Black Xetis who grab Griff and take him out of the room.
"Finally. Couldn't stand that maggot." Nex said.
"Hey. I just got a location for the next Dark Gem piece. It's the tenth and last one." Bowser Jr. said.
"Where is it?" Nex asked.
Back at Shrek's swamp Ky and his friends start to say goodbye to Shrek and Fiona.
"We wish you both the best of luck." Blaze said.
"Hope you guys have a happily ever after now." Sly said.
"Good luck with whatever you're doing." Shrek said.
"See ya." Ky said and the carriage starts to depart from the swamp.
"Take care, Donkey. Try to stay out of trouble." Elena said.
"Oh, don't worry about me. We'll be okay." Donkey said as he and Dragon nudge at each other.
"See ya again sometime." Ky said.
The group leave the swamp and return to the forest and Ky uses Dawn of Hope to create another light portal.
"You guys ready?" Ky asked and the group nod and they go into the light portal leaving the Land of Fantasy.
End of chapter. Hope you enjoyed this. Please review! Please! I'm trying to make this story great. I need some support here. If you do, please send in ten reviews if you like this story. That's all I'm asking. Anyway, I hope you like Ky so far. Who is your favorite character in the story so far? Favorite partner, favorite enemy, favorite world? Things like that. Let me know. Anyway, next time, Ky and his friends arrive at a new world and they meet four mages. I'll see you in the next chapter. Take care. See ya! Don't forget to review!