Recap

I was stopped while Haruhi was cleaning everything, glancing to the hand that stopped me I sat back down. "You know I can tell you area good person underneath, even if you try to hide who you really are. It makes me wonder why?" He looked to me seriously, probably more seriously then I will ever see him again, and now I can see where Haruhi gets her observation skills from.

I smile again though it's sad. "I am always the one that gets hurt so I use my looks and loca to keep people at bay unless they really want to know me." I told him. He raised his eye brow from the word loca and I smile more. "My, um, you would say Onee I think or is it Ane?" I then shook my head. "You would say that she's calls me that;she calls me loca…"

Story:

Elementary Host? Part One

I lean back against the chair looking over my shoulder to Mori. Honey is beside me by now and I smile more. "You are going to club today won't you?" Honey asked giving me the biggest puppy eyes I have ever seen. I sigh and nod my head. He started to cheer throwing his stuff rabbit in the air and catching it while spinning. I let out a small giggle then everything stopped.

All eyes are on me. "Did Lee-chan just giggle?" One of the girls looks petrified. I raise an eyebrow and pull my evil smile making them all run and hide.

"Lee, that's not funny. That's a no-no." Honey pout and wag his finger in front of my face. I stuck my tongue out at him then cross my arms.

"But it's fun~!" I whine and he shook his head slightly then started to bounce around with his bunny. He's really cute and I keep forgetting he's older than I.


~After School~

I sat on a rug where Honey sent me and watch as they all got around Tamaki who's lying on really pretty rug. This whole room is deck outwith the rugs everywhere. Very colorful too. They have these strange outfits on but I'm not going to complain before Mori is shirtless. The twins have shirt son but they are open with gold under them. Tamaki has a king's like outfit on. Mori I can tell is a guard, the others besides Mori and Tamaki I can't tell.

I sigh and lean back where I end up lying as they said welcome, once the door open. I look to see who came in out of boredom. "Oh,it's just a kid." it sounds like one of the twins said. I think it was Hikaru.

"And a boy, no less." Said Kaoru. I roll my eyes sitting up some to watch what happen next.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Good thing I'm a wolf right?

"What's wrong little lost boy? Did you need something from our palace?" Tamaki ask in a dreamy like voice. I roll my eyes at this. How can he stay in character so well? I ponder as I watch everything fold out.

"Y-you're this place's king?" The boy asked standing up. He looks same age as Honey does, if you don't know his real age, and is just as adorable just more scruffy, I dare to say. He has to be what fourth or fifth grade, six at most. Tamaki piped up in surprise then sigh out in a dreamier like voice making me trying to hold back a laugh. This kid is filling Tamaki's ego! "Am I wrong?" The boy asked not sure of himself now.

"Here, little lost boy." Tamaki told him and I roll my eyes losing interest in this. I lay back down and was looking up when everything else seems to be in play now. "What did you just call me?" I can hear him ask.

"King." The boy reply and I could see Tamaki get all dramatic and I feel sorry for the others and the boy right now.

"Oh, 'King'! Yes indeed, I am the King of this Host Club."He said dramatically and I reach in to my pocket for my MP3 not interested in this anymore.

Before I could find it the kid started to talk again. "I'm Takaoji Shiro, Elementary 5th-year, Class A!" He screamed out. Tamaki put his hands on his face like a girl which made me snort my laugh at how serious the boy is being compared to the older boy in front of him. The boy, Shiro, then points at Tamaki and then said in demanding voice. "I hereby petition the Host Club King to take me on as an apprentice." Everyone is shock, even I.

The day went on with me hanging out with Honey and Mori,eventually got up and sat with each of the hosts, even Tamaki and Kyoya who mostly talked to me about business stuff that I had to do while there. He is very useful when it comes to Japanese business words that I don't understand because of language barrier!

I end up with Haruhi at the end and we walked home together. I haven't gotten to tell anywhere where I moved to yet so I end up just walking with her home without them bugging me about coming over yet. "Interesting day huh?" I ask Haruhi who nod her head. "Poor boy, I wonder why he wants to become a host and train under Tamaki?" I ponder out loud.

"I am surprise he told the boy he could but not today. He starts tomorrow you know." Haruhi told me and I laugh. "What do you think is funny?" She asked and I shook my head.

"Way you said that. It's so true. He probably would have but didn't have a costume for him so it wouldn't look right." I said my only excusef or what he would have been maybe thinking.

"Maybe." That night I cook for Ranka and Haruhi and while Haruhi clean up the stuff Ranka and I talked.

We mostly talked about school and my companies because he's curious on how I'm keeping my shelter and orphanage running by being here. "Well my sisters, I mean, Nee-san, are keeping it open. They run it while I'm here and they are supposed to visit for my birthday." I told him and he smile brightly.

"You are excited for that?" I nod my head then he did a three-sixty on the subject. "Which one of the Host Club boys do you fancy?" he asked and I start coughing from my tea going down the wrong tube. "Oh, I am sorry." He said rubbing my back as my coughing fit calm down.

"Why do you think I like one of them?" I wonder after I am done with my coughing fit.

"It's just a guess." he tried to push it off as not a big deal.

"Bull." I call out as I look at him.

"The way you talk about them. I would think it would be Kyoya, Mori, or Kaoru." he narrowed down the Host club to the three I respect most.

"I do find all of the attractive but they are just friends."I answer with a smile and he easily dropped it.

Not long after that I went back to my apartment and smile down to Ren who's back now and is asleep on the couch. Yes I have a couch. I bought it Sunday and had to deliver here. It's a small one but not quite as small as a loveseat. It's black with swirls on it and really soft.

I went in to my room and went to sleep after finishing my companies' paperwork. I do my 'homework' in class because I always finish my 'school work' really fast. I lie down and close my eyes.

Ta-ka-shi.

Oh shut up!

Ranka is right you know?

I said shut up. Let me sleep already!

Why is it you push people away when they get to close to you?

You know the answer to that!

You are broken.

Correction, we are broken.

Broken.

With that I couldn't sleep now. I groan and roll around in my bed till finally I took out my laptop and start to go through my old pictures and videos of home. I saw the group of friends I love so much, dance and goof off... such goobers. I smile more as I saw one of them in particular. That's when something hit me.

"Are you sure? Because, at times it sounds like one of them is your lover~." Kaoru teased, I know he's joking, but something about way his voice is emphasizing the word is making matters worse for me.

"Would he be considered my lover?" I wonder out loud.


~Next Morning~

The day went on slow and after I finish all of my work,homework included, I laid my head down and went to sleep. Mori and Honey notice this after I did this first time during homeroom and I felt a tap on my arm. I pick my head up and yawn. "Lee, are you okay?" Honey asked sweetly hugging his bunny close.

"Yes." I yawn then smile slightly. "I was up most of the night working on my company's paperwork." I lied and then frown slightly. I hate lying but here I am doing so.

"Lee?" Honey saw me frown.

"I'm fine just tired." I assure him.


~After School~

"Lee?" I look over to Haruhi and smiled to her. "You look awful." She was a little too blunt and my head tilt downward. I didn't get to walk with her today because I overslept.

"That was a little too blunt, Haru." I grumble crossing my arms then shoulders deflate some. "I didn't sleep well last night and overslept today. Been using my spare time in class to catch up on sleep." I told her as we walked to the club room. In the south building, second floor, the supposed to be unused Music room, music room three. That is where we are heading now.

I walk in and saw nothing very decorated today and I went straight for the far back corner table that is all by its lonesome. Once there I look out the window and put my head down slowly going to sleep. I was awoken by squealing girls and I sat up real fast. Wait sat up? I was laying my head down on a table in back of the room. I was in a wooden chair! Someone moved me from my spot to a couch and now I'm lying under warm blanket. I fold the blanket up and notice who it was automatically. Only one person I know other than Sandy would use a blanket like this, Honey. Does that mean that Mori moved me? I could feel a light blush and I smile as I notice what was going on.

I stretch up and walk over to see why everyone is gathered around in one area. I got there and saw Honey crying on Mori's back and frown slightly. "What's wrong, Hon-hon?" I ask sweetly softly poking his side.

"Lee!" He cried jumping off of Mori and in to my arms. I caught him easily and look to where the very startled boy is.

"And who is she?" He asked out of random, or is so to me anyway. "She your girlfriend?!" He's really freaking out. What is his problem?He starts to back up not even watching what he's doing and bumps in to Haruhi.

"Are you alright?" Haruhi asked nicely looking to the younger boy. I smile to my friend being so sweet to the startle boy. "Ah,you're surprised at how everyone here is so unusual?" She asked trying to be understandable. "I was also unable to get a grasp of the atmosphere around her eat first, which considerably threw me for a loop." She smile and I would have melted at how sweet she was being if it wasn't for a fact I'm used to her sweetness. "Is there something wrong?" she asked after he just plain out stare at her for a minute very rudely.

"Are you a cross-dresser?" he bluntly asked. I saw the twins and Tamaki go on over drive then. I just cuddle to Honey after sitting down on the couch. He curled up closer to me and I could see a few girls give me dirty looks but some were in state of shock or, what was it that Haruhi called it. MOE! That's it! They are 'Moe-ing' at us.

I kind of ignore the group as they were dealing with the kid. Till I heard something breaking and look up. "It's not my fault, okay?" he said like Haruhi was stupid. "It's your fault for trying to make me do it."

"Say what?" Haruhi said, poker facing this… monster child.

"Haruhi, that's another 100,000 yen." Said Kyoya.

I perk up slightly and smirk down to Honey. "Watch this." I told him and he look up to me innocently. "Kyoya, I'll pay for that no worries!" I told him and Haruhi start to freak out but then eventually gave up.

"Great now I owe Lee, 100,000 yen!" She complained under her breath after Kyoya okay-ed the transaction.

"Nope, call it returning a favor." I told her and she shot me a look that I just grin at her.

That boy is whining about how the 'cross dresser' should be doing all of the chores and I roll my eyes as the twins and Tamaki look like they want to hurt the boy at the same time as not knowing what to do. I smirk down to the giggling Honey at the fact that Haruhi is now aggravated at me for paying some of the money of the stuff that she broke. Though this time she didn't break it, the brat did.

"Place him in isolation!" I heard Tamaki yell after I started to talk to Honey. Then Honey jump up and lead me over to where Mori is and the twins said 'Yes, sir!' at the same time making a cage come down from the ceiling.

"What the hell?" I gasp out loud. "Fetish, much?" I glance to Tamaki. "Why is there a cage in here?!" I screamed at him.

"Why did you put me in a cage all of a sudden?" The brat yelled out in confusion.

"Yeah and where did it come from?" Wondered Haruhi as she turned to look to me. I shrug shooting daggers with my eyes at Tamaki. He ignored me, or didn't care. "This is supposed to be a music room, right?" she wonder with a slightly scared face looking at them.

The boy start to scream out again and cling to the bars like a monkey kicking at the ones he's clinging on. Wow, even I am not that bad when I am having a tantrum

He's in a cage.

Not my point!

Then what is your point?

Just shut up!

"Is this any way to treat your dear apprentice?!" He yelled out trying to get out.

Tamaki went and sat down drinking a cup of probably coffee. They like the insistent stuff but I personally like to brew mine not have it in an institute. "You stay in there until you learn your lesson." Tamaki said calmly and I nearly did a double take. Is this the same guy?

I think.

"I took you as my apprentice because you were serious about wanting to become a host, but maybe my expectations were wrong." He sighed out the word wrong and I roll my eyes. At least he's not being over dramatic this time.

"I am serious. Seriously, serious." Tamaki just kept sipping whatever is in his cup. The boy looks like he's in pain to me. Not physical but mental. "I want to become a host, too!" he screamed out. I want to hug him now. I frowned holding on to Honey's shoulder as I watch everything play out. Mori put his hand on my head softly making me glance up to me. "I don't have anytime! Show me how!" he said on his knees now after I pull away from Mori.

"What do you mean?" I ask him softly going over to the cage.

He ignored me figures. "You like girls, too..." he said letting his sentience drop off. "You like seeing girls with happy faces, so that's why you're a host, right?" he asked. It sounds like he's nearly in tears. I want to hug him more but can't with the cage here. "Please teach me to be like you. You're a genius at it, aren't you, King?!" He screams out and I want to do an anime drop or whatever it's call because he's buttering up to Tamaki knowing that Tamaki will get passionately dramatic again.

I was right. He did. Tamaki stood up smiling the cheesiest smile I ever seen crossing his arms over his chest in a romantic way. "Well,you may be sassy," I would say a brat. I corrected him in my head. "But your will to become a host does at least seem to be genuine." Here we go again. He got more dramatic as he went to this dreamy face on and talk talking sweetly."Moreover, you are a lot like me in some ways." He told the younger boy.

Too dramatic for my taste... I got up and walk over to Honey picking him up. "Come on, Hon-Hon, let get some Cake." I told him; he smile up to me and we walked over to his table. Some of the girls were making 'Moe' at us as we ate and I softly put some icing on his nose making him laugh. Mori gave me a look wiping it off of him and I smirk to the tall host.

I stop listening to them till I was grabbed by the hand and dragged over to where the others were. I look to the one that brought me over,Honey with Mori. "Wild type." Mori did a pose. "Boy lolita type." Honey got all cutesy. "Little devil type." the twins showed up. "and the cool type." Kyoya was talking and motion to himself with the cool type. "We pride ourselves on our many variations." he then looked to Haruhi and me and I raise my eyebrow."With the addition of our honor student, natural rookie, Haruhi and our transfer student, the Dandere type." I did a double take.

"Dandere type?" I ask leaning down to Honey.

"Means you are sweet in inside but hides it." He told me simply. I frown to Kyoya.

"We will talk about it later." he inform me without me adding anything else.

"She's more of a Tsundere type than Dandere type." The twins said at once and I glare at them before sighing.

"That she is." Tamaki stated and I got up to hit him but Mori put his hand on my shoulder keeping me from doing so.

... Idiots….