JD: I couldn't stop laughing through this one and X-Brawns (on FB) was laughing his aft off too! Enjoy my craziness! Don't own P!nk just like her music!
Day Backwards
I don't know what I'm in mood for today. "Anything insane are you going to pull today?" Beni ask. Will and Sage are with him but not saying anything just curious to what I'm going to say.
"Today insane no." I said with a smile. He just gave me a weird look and walk off. "Problem his is what?" I ask turning to Will and Sage.
"Roka, why are you speaking backwards?" Sage ask confuse.
"Are you backwards speaking not am I!" I huff out.
"This is the twins and Wreckers problem." Will said though sounds like he's holding back a laugh.
"Yeah." Sage agree with a slight giggle.
I giggle and start to dance around, backwards of course. Will and Sage left me be totally confuse. Even Sage is confuse which is rare. Day backwards blame I! Day backwards my is today right that's! (I blame backwards day! That's right today is my backwards day!)
I then saw from corner of my eye Topspin and start to spin around in circles till I felt a huge metal hand stop me. I look up to him and smirk. "Ello." I greeted with a big smile.
"Roka, what are you doing?" He ask tilting his head slightly.
I start to bounce around. "Bored am I." I said still bouncing around. His frame slightly shook as he try not to laugh. "Funny so is what?" I ask tilting my head.
"Backwards speaking you are why?" He ask raising a metal version of an eyebrow and I smirk up to him. FINALLY someone gets it, kinda.
"Day backwards is today." I answer him with a smirk.
"Day backwards day was yesterday." he told me with amusement.
"I missed backwards day and no one told me!?" I screech out.
He chuckle picking me up carefully and place me on his shoulder. Walking to where he was heading I saw Leadfoot with Roadbuster. Roadbuster is doing something for Leadfoot who's directing him. I tap on Topspin's head, I mean helm I think is what Ratchet calls it. He glance to me and I smirk motioning for him to put me down. He did and I ran and dodge Leadfoot as he nearly step on me then climb up on to my creates, they are empty but pile up on each other where you can climb them and sit nearly level with the shorter bots. "LEADFOOT!" I screech out. He stop and look to me startle. I bust out laughing when he start to curse me out in both English and Cybertronian. "What does Scrapping Fragger mean?" I ask turning to Topspin who is trying not to laugh again.
It's my job to torment the ex engineer! It's really fun too. "English it means Mother fucker." Topspin said shaking his head at my stunt. I stuck my tongue out at him and then start to kick my feet out.
"What are y'all doing anyways?" I ask as Leadfoot went back to getting Roadbuster to move things and Topspin went in and start to help too.
"Workin'." came out a grumbling way from Leadfoot. I roll my eyes then smirk. "Don't ya even think it, Squishy!" He growl out at me and I deflate.
"Ya don't even know what I wanted to do!" I scream at him.
"Whatever it was ain't gonna happen." He grumble out.
"Meanie." I grumble crossing my arms with a pout. He roll his eyes, no wait Ratchet calls them optics when I asked him. I had ask him about each able to see body part on Cybertronians. I even ask him about Cybertron. He told me some of it. I smile at the thought and then shook my head when I notice that Topspin is heading over to me. "We get to leave?" I ask bouncing up. He shook his, erm, helm. I frown. "Me at least get to leave?" I ask and he shrug his shoulders. "Byes then." I wave and jump down the crates little by little till I get to the bottom and ran off to find someone to annoy.
"Target in sight!" I squeal and ran straight forward clinging to the darker brunette's arm. He's with the twins doing who knows what. The twins stop what they were doing and just watch the free entertainment I'm giving them. Sage showed up and cover her mouth. Sideswipe is with her and tilts his head watching us.
"Roka get off of me!" Jon yelled starting to push me away which made me dig my very little nails in to him. My brother came around the corner with Epps and stop dead in his tracks. He roll his eyes and walk over to his truck starting to work on it. Jon start to walk that way dragging me with him.
"Jimmy!" I whine clinging to Jon's arm tighter.
"I'm Jon, Jimmy is my lil brot'er." he softly growl trying to push me away. I bit his hand making him yelp.
"Jimmy! Why you no love me my Jimmy!?" I whine as loud as I could. Sage is on the floor laughing so hard she's turning blue.
"Ricky! get you god damn sister off me!" Jon yelled at my older brother.
He stuck his head out from under his truck looking at me then Jon. "Nope. She's your problem." he said going back under it. Jon tried to push me away again and got bit again this time I taste a little bit of blood.
I smack my lips a few times then made a hm sound grinning up to him. "Taste like chicken!"
"Oh dear god Richard she's going cannibal on us again!"
Richard stuck his head out again and was watching us as Jon freaked out Sage unable to breathe. Epps isn't sure to laugh or help Jon. Sideswipe already walked off, the twins are holding each other up laughing as hard as they could. "Looks like ya got it under control." he said with a smirk.
Jon paled at that thought. "Please, Richard." He begged looks like he's about to be in tears but him being him snuff them out and try to make it look manly.
"Nope." Richard said laughing lightly. I start to nibble on Jon's arm and Jon start to freak out again.
I start to giggle but kept my teeth in to Jon's arm who is by now trying to get me to let go. "Roka, please I'm beggin' here, do not eat me!" he ask his country accent slipping out some as he did so.
"No." I said though it came out muffle. Epps walk over to me and tap my shoulder. I growl making him step a few steps back not wanting to be my next pray.
"Roka, let 'im go." Richard finally gave in. I pull away and saw Jon barely holding back the tears.
I smirk running over to Richard. "May I eat the unborn now?" I ask him jumping in place.
He sigh shaking his head with amusement. "Who gave ya an energy drink?" He ask. I stop to think then point to Jon. "Den go ask 'im." I turn around with a smirk and Jon pale more and then bolted away screaming something about demons possessing me. Richard just bust out laughing. I glance to the twins who were rolling on the ground along with some people that works here I don't know. Sage finally got herself under control then start to giggle between trying to calm herself down and act normal for her.
I start to skip away. "Where are you going?" Sage ask me between giggles.
"Food!" I yell running to where the cafeteria place is. I saw before I ran around the corner Epps and Sage look to each other and ran after me. I got to where everyone eating and I walk to get in line for food. When I did Sage follow me close by and I saw Epps dragging Jon over to us.
"I ain't trusting 'er!" Jon was yelling trying to get away from me. I roll my eyes and got in line. Short line I skip up to the server person.
I smile up to the man serving out the food and said sweetly. "I want to devour the unborn, please."
I saw him stiffen up with wide eyes and heard Jon palm-face. "Not again." He groan then look between me and the very freaked out chief. "She means eggs." he told the guy. The guy just slowly put down his big spoon thingy and walked backwards asking someone else to serve me.
The guy who ended up serving me was laughing because of this and got me some boiled eggs for me to eat. I went skipping forward getting a drink then sat down with Jon who got some toast and Epps along with Sage sat with us. They laugh over the fact that I called eggs unborn. "Tink about it." I said swallowing the egg nearly whole, minus the shell that's already peel off.
"Eggs are unborn chicken." Jon told them after they both start to laugh again. I smirk to my big cousin biting in to another boiled egg and he roll his eyes at me. "You are one strange cookie."
"Cookie?" I ask excited now.
"No. You are hyper enough." Sage laugh out.
I frown at her but then shrug. Oh well worth a shot. I went back to munching on my eggs happy as can be, for now. Jon kept a close eye on me still slightly scare that I'm going to try to bite him again. I smirk evilly to him and he scoots closer to Sage who start to laugh again.
I finish my eggs and drank the little bottle of milk I got then jump up to throw them away. When I turn around I saw the others watching me, not just the people at my table but other people I don't know. "Woof?" I said confuse and Jon palm-face, again. I shrug my shoulders and skip back to my table humming a song I heard earlier.
"What ya got stuck in ya head now?" Jon ask still slightly worrying by way he's fidgeting over if I'm going to try to eat him or not.
"Stupid Girls." I answer him tilting my head to him.
"The Pink song?" He ask and I nod my head. He roll his eyes at me. "Ya ain't related to me." he tried to deny me.
I scoff out at that. "Prove it." I said putting my arms on the table. He raise his eyebrow at me.
"Was dat a challenge?" He ask and I smirk to him my all teeth one. "Accepted." He said leaning forward.
We both put out our 'good' arm and start to arm wrestle. I smirk as I let my arm act like he's about to make my hand hit the table. He gave me a confuse look then pale when my smirk got wider. Half an inch then I put all my strength in it making his hand hit the table hard. "Shit that hurt!" He whine as he flex his hand and I smirk to him.
"Ya are da one tat dared me to join the boys baseball team and get on it." I said sticking my tongue out at him.
"Didn't think ya actually would do it though." He said shaking his hand trying to get feeling back in to it.
"Me an awesome pitcher. Blame bubba for it." I said again with a mini victory dance.
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