Emma was in Regina's office since that was the destination that she chose when Regina looked up from her work. "It's very nice that you decided to drop by unannounced, Miss Swan."
Regina said when she took off her glasses to clean them.
"Regina, I just had another memory that might be worse than the taco incident with my parents."
Regina chuckled, "It's a pity that you can't enjoy a homemade taco anymore."
Emma rolled her eyes, "This isn't funny, Regina! My parents come to my house and say that they want to talk about something very important. All of a sudden, my mom starts ranting about how I should be having safe sex with you.
According to her, you aren't responsible because you didn't use a condom back in the Enchanted Forest. It was getting so awkward that even my dad was trying to leave. The worst part was when she was about to talk about condoms that I could use when I have sex with you."
Regina raised an eyebrow, "When you have sex with me?"
"I meant to say if, not when I have sex with you. Anyways, I got out of there as soon as possible. I'm sorry that I came here unannounced."
"Isn't your mom a bit late with the birds and the bees conversation?"
"Yeah, but you know her, she wants to cross off things from her 'making up for my childhood' list."
"Although Snow came about this conversation all wrong, she does have a point."
"She has a point? Oh no, please tell me that you're not going to give me a talk too."
"Emma, there is something we do need to cover in case we do have sex in the future."
"Uh Regina, I don't need to hear it from you too."
Regina shook her head, "Since you and I are magic users, it's important that I tell you information that you need to know pertaining to sex."
Emma plopped down into a chair that was in front of Regina's desk.
"Okay Regina, lay it on me."
"Must you phrase it that way?"
"It sounded better in my head."
Regina used her hands to smooth out an invisible crease on her skirt.
"May I continue or are you going to keep interrupting me?"
"I'll listen, but if you start mentioning condoms, then I swear I'll be out of here so fast that you don't have time to say taco!"