"Granny, I'm not going to stay here when I can be at the Rabbit Hole spending time with Belle! I have been working my tail off for you all week. Why can't you let me…"

Emma appeared above Ruby and fell on top of her.

Granny came out of the kitchen with a rolling pin up, "What's going on in here, Ruby? I'm not even gone for five minutes and you're already causing a ruckus!"

Emma had to untangle herself from Ruby. She stood up first and helped Ruby up.

"Sorry for literally dropping in, but I had to escape Regina. She was trying to get me into a dress."

Ruby asked, "What's so bad about that, Emma?"

"The dress was Snow White's dress from the original Disney movie."

Ruby started laughing and wiped a tear from her eye, "Oh man, I knew she can be cruel, but not that cruel! I've to give Regina a high-five next time I see her."

Emma rolled her eyes, "Shut up, Ruby!"

"What were you talking to Regina about?"

"She was giving me "the talk" and I couldn't believe she would tell me all of that after I had just heard something similar from my mom!"

"Which talk? Hugs, not drugs or don't get your eggo prego?"

"The second one."

Granny started chuckling, "Snow probably needs to stop crossing things off that list of hers and just trash it altogether. The next thing you know, she'll be dressing you up."

"Regina was probably jumping on the bandwagon."

Emma and Ruby sat at the counter.

"If you need help being educated about sex, then I can help you out, Emma." Ruby said.

Granny pointed her rolling pin at Ruby, "I'm taking it from here, Ruby. I have lived much longer than you and probably have gotten more tail than you back in my day."

Ruby covered her ears, "I don't want to hear about your sexcapades, Granny."

Granny smiled "Emma, you need to be on alert at all times when you're with Regina. You can't just jump her bones each time you get the itch. If you were a werewolf, then you would have it worse than you do now. It's not easy for a werewolf to control themselves when they walk by someone when that person has the faintest smell of sex."

Ruby nodded, "Trust me Emma, it sucks. I don't want to know if two people just banged. it's like they just told me that they had sex."

"Thanks for telling me that information, Ruby. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get to that point with Regina."

"Emma, you need to make sure that nothing ruins your sense of smell. Your nose is one of the most important senses besides taste." Ruby said.

The blonde stood up, "No more sex talks from either of you, please." Granny chuckled and said, "There was this one time when…"

All that the two werewolves saw was a puff of smoke and Emma was gone. Ruby covered her ears as Granny began to tell her all about her adventures.