Note: Hello! Looks like I'm on a roll. The ideas keep flowing (except for Untold Truths I'm still stumped). This chapter will be about Bo and Illia. I kind of made Bo crazy... Read on.

PS. Bo could also be interpreted as Body Odor. Lol.

Kill Thy Neighbor

Two: Announcement

Long ago Bo used to be the mayor of a tiny village called Ordon. Once the Twilight Invasion struck, Bo had never been the same again.

He now guarded his house like a castle and lets no one; not even his own daughter set foot on his lawn.

Bo's famous saying is,"Get off my lawn or I'll shoot ya."

However Bo is not always nice enough to issue a warning before shooting.

The man even went as far as to have a guard tower.

Bo will shoot anyone he sees as a threat with his shotgun. Bo has every weapon imaginable; from guns to death rays.

The first incident occurred when Bo shot Link:

Bo watched Link warily thinking to himself, The lad is getting awfully close to my lawn. Didn't think it come down to this but, I must shoot him. He is a potential threat. He's walking here too quickly... COULD IT BE?! A BREAK IN?! Link wants to breach my barriers. AN INVASION!

Bo's last thought has formulated his resolve and he fired at Link.

"OW! BO WHAT THE FUCK?!" Link bellowed.

"Ya got too close to my lawn!"

Bo had gone senile, basically he was a crazy old man. Bo was bald, fat, and not particularly attractive.

Yet Bo knew there was something amiss in the neighborhood; it was almost like a sixth sense and he always tell when something was wrong. It was a gut-feeling.

"ILLIA! Illia get yer ass down here now!" Bo hollered.

Illia appeared momentarily by her father's side. Bo sat in his rocking chair with his shotgun next to him.

"Yes father?" Illia asked, her curiosity piqued.

"Are you giving me attitude, Illia?"

"No sir."

"Good. Now what took you so long?"

"I was making a pie for the new neighbors." she replied.

"New..." Bo seemed unable to interpret the phrase," NEIGHBORS?!"

"Yes!"

Illia realized she probably shouldn't have mentioned that to her father.

"Illia, honey get in the house now. We're having a lock down."

Illia began to protest," But the pie-"

"No but's, get in the house NOW!" Bo screamed.

Illia scurried into the house knowing her efforts to calm her father were futile.

Afterword

We've all established that Bo is WAY TOO overprotective of his house and his daughter. I can see why Link didn't tap that XD I think that sumo wrestling match with Bo scared Link away. Next chapter will go back to Link. Have any ideas for my story? Feel free to PM me. Constructive criticism is welcome. Bye bye.