Note: Of course I can update this quickly. It's a short chapter, so sorry if it disappoints. Hope you like.

PS. I HATE making my own characters.


Kill Thy Neighbor

Four: Things That Go Bump in the Night

The argument from the Jinxs' house could be heard all around the neighborhood. It had started sometime around midnight which pissed off many of the residents because SOME of them had to get up for work in the morning.

"You bitch!" came a man's voice.

"You're sleeping with that stupid WHORE again?!" a voice that sounded much like Mrs. Jinx's.

From what Illia understood, they were having a dispute over Walter's affair.

Ooh it'a just like those soap operas I watch on TV, she thought gleefully.

The rest of the argument was in a language Illia and the others didn't understand. Both Zelda and Illia sighed, suddenly sad that they could not gossip about the rest of the argument tomorrow.

Loud sobbing could be heard; the sobs were those of children.

"Be quiet! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THE NEIGHBORS WILL CALL THE COPS!" roared Walter.

Ghirahim hissed in utter FURY! These people were so atrociously loud that he wasn't going to be able to get any beauty sleep. His lifted his night mask and glared through his shades.

He saw the bickering silhouettes of Walter and Jessica; he hit her across the face and Ghirahim flinched.

"Ooh that's going to leave a mark boo. But the bitch deserved it for disrupting my slumber."

Again there came loud shrieks, then complete silence.

What's going on over there?,wondered Fi, even though she was capable of understanding every language... She was lost without her Master.

Link grabbed his pillows and covered his ears, if it was possible he would of stuffed his them in his ears. If he could, he would never have to listen to anyone again.

Good thing they quit their fucking racket. I would've called the cops and accuse them of assaulting me to shut them up. It got quiet all of a sudden... better stay that way, Link thought.

So for the rest of the night, there was not a single sound. Just eerie silence.


Afterword

Well that's a wrap! The next chapter will be up soon. What language do you think the Jinx's were speaking? Do you have neighbors that scream in the middle of the night (I used to but they divorced :D!)? Tell me that and more! See ya next time ;)