Kill Thy Neighbor
Five: Brat
The next day Link didn't have work, so he sat on his porch drinking beer from a coffee mug so no one would become suspicious.
Out on the front of the Jinxes lawn were the children; Jake, Samantha, and Nate.
Samantha was playing with a ball alone, while Jake and Nate argued over who was going to be the leader of the space cadets.
The ball rolled from Samantha's reach and near Bo's lawn...
Bo targeted his gun at it,"IT'S A BOMB THREAT!"
Link got down from his porch and grabbed the ball, unfazed by the imminent danger.
"Step any closer and I'll shoot ya." Bo warned.
"Bo how many times do I have to tell you: A bomb is not a bomb. Sheesh."
Link handed the ball back to the little girl.
"Thanks mister." Samantha said, beaming. It was obvious she had just lost some teeth.
"No problem."
"Mr, what's your name?"
"Link."
"That's a funny name. Don't you have a last name?"
Link shook his head.
"Why not? Aren't you supposed to get it from your daddy?"
Link replied,"I don't have a dad."
"What? Really? Isn't everyone supposed to have a daddy?"
"Yeah. Well mine are dead."
Trying to lighten the mood, Samantha asked,"Why are your ears so big?"
Link smiled,"It's a characteristic of my people."
Suddenly there was a large voice calling to the girl,"SAMANTHA!"
A man with thick black hair came from a car; he looked irate.
"I can't talk to strangers. Sorry Link." murmured the girl.
That's when Samantha kicked Link in the privates. The has-been hero cried out in pain.
"COME OVER HERE!" the man roared; Link assumed this was Walter.
"Coming daddy." chirped the girl.
Afterword
Short but to the point. ;-; I made it my New Year's resolution to get on here more and update more often, but as always my plans fall through. School has been crazy and sometimes I come home feeling like a zombie. Besides school, I'm working on other writing projects beyond fanfiction. I think I might be graduating from fanfiction; don't worry I won't totally disappear. But with me rarely being on here, it kind of is like I've already graduated. Well putting that aside, I'm glad I finally typed this up. See ya next time?
*people through rotten vegetables and fruits* BOOOOOO!
*I'm thrown off stage and into a mosh pit*
*Angry people beat me up*
*I end up in the ICU later*
(Heh heh get it? ICU stands for Intensive Care Unit. I see you later in Hell lol)