HEY GUYSSSS! Thx soo much for the brilliant IDEAS you guys have given me but I kinda went with my own one so sorry to all of you m8s that havent had there idea in this story yet but i promise that I will write more stories including your amazing ideas and give you credit at the end. So anyway THX SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO much to Telemancer for the brilliant ideas and THX SOOOO much to niriskary i absolutely LOVE your books and thx for all the support and you guys have been a great help unlike my friend Grace who cant even be bothered to read my story and just comments whatever on them any back to the book.. story thingy uk what i mean.

-Iris Vhia

Chapter 7

All the images just kept flashing through Valkyrie's mind. THEY JUST WOULD NOT STOP! Oh god what she would give to get all those horrible, nasty films and pictures out of her mind. They were out of the Sanctuary now, and at Skulduggery's house, but she couldn't help it she felt sick and ended up vomiting all over Skulduggery's exquisite suit and into to his hat a little while afterwards. At least now she knew why the Sanctuary thought she was an imposter, like WHO WOULDNT after what they had just seen?Rhetorical question don't answer or else suffer the consequences of a girls skeleton in my aunties room which may or not may not be alive… While Skulduggery went to go and clean up she was in her room in Skulduggery's house. She was just getting into her bed when a thought struck her how do skeletons get clean? I mean he can't have showers that would hurt him and he didn't even have a bathroom when I first saw his house…hmmm… she started laughing at the thought of a skeleton in a bathroom doing what other normal men do. She had to call Tanith ASAP. She picked up the phone and started dialling her number when Skulduggery walked into the room, a nice new outfit on with a yellow suit and a blue tie, with a matching blue hat. 'Whatcha doing?"

"Calling Tanith, oh and stop with the slang, it really doesn't suit you."

"Oh Ok, I thoght it suited me rather well but ok since you are practically on your knees begging me to stop I will," he replied with a rather smug expression.

"Shhh. The phones ringing," Valkyrie shushed Skuldugery out of the room.

Tanith picked up after the 5th ring which was a relief.

"Hello?" Tanith asked into the phone.

"Hey Tanith! I really need to talk to you I-"

"Valkyrie?" Tanith sounded as if she was about to cry,"NO it can't be it just can't. Just your mind playing tricks Tanith, Valkyrie's gone." You could hear Tanith muttering that over and over again and beginning to cry quietly on the other end.

Valkyrie quickly shut the phone, hanging up on her dear friend, realising what she had just done. Everyone thought that Valkyrie was dead. That she was ripped apart by a remnant and Skulduggery's magic drained from him from an intruder. Little did they know that that wasn't the real Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain.

She had taken a video of Skulduggery getting fired from the Sanctuary on her phone to laugh at later on so she thought it would be a good idea to watch it now and try to chee herself up.

She took out her phone again and watched at how the Grand Mage accused the 'fake' Skulduggery that the mortals knew about there existence because he had shouted at Valkyrie in front of all of those cameras. How he got really mad almost making the mistake of showing that he wasn't the real Skulduggery. She stopped the film before she saw Skulduggery's magic get drained from him and started to play the part when he got fired again when Skulduggery walked in.

"Hey what are you watching?" he asked a more cheerful Valkyrie.

Valkyrie showed him the phone and heard him groan,"When are you gonna stop watching that?" he asked her, he regretted showing her the security camera video for more than one reason but ESPECIALLY for this one. He had a reputation to hold here, he can't have mindless girls going around making videos of him getting fired and showing everyone now could he?

He walked out of the room with a sad energy and started making his way to the Bently.

"Where you going?" asked Valkyrie, following not close behind.

"For a drive," the skeleton replied.

"Where to?"

"None of your business," came the skeletons smooth velvety voice.

"What do you mean?" asked an extremely confused Valkyrie.

"I said, none of your business," this time Skulduggery's reply wasn't with his velvety voice at all, it was with a rough, dark voice.

"You're not Skulduggery! So he really was drained of all his magic! That was the real Skulduggery who died!" cried Valkyrie, suddenly feeling tears spring to her eyes.

"Took ya' long enough."

OK so how did ya like that chapter m8s? Pretty good wasn't it? I for one thought it was my best yet. Ok so I didn't use anyone else ideas but I used the remnant from Telemancer's GREAT idea. So thank you very much, even though I didn't use it the way you wanted me to Telemancer, for that I am sorry, But I hope you guys like this Chapter equally well and thanks again for all your reviews and encouragement. You guys have inspired me to keep going so thank you for that. Hope you guys absolutely LOVED this chappy because, you gotta agree with me, IT WAS THE BEST CHAPTER IN THE WORLD.

BYE! Love

-Iris Vhia