A/N: This chapter contains strong adult language which some readers may find offensive.

The Doctor was tied to a chair in what he guessed was a makeshift conference room for the rebels. There was a map spread across the long rectangular table and from what he could make out it seemed that the rebels only had one unit left. He looked up to find Missy eyeing him challengingly.

"You still haven't answered my question." She stated in an inapropriately merry tone as she reapplied her red lipstick. The Doctor stared up at her with an intensity that betrayed the real answer. Of course he couldn't admit it- so he lied.

"No."

"No?" Missy gasped.

"I haven't missed you."

The time lady rose from her seat and looked at him in a way that said:you keep on telling yourself that Doctor. You might start to believe it one day.

"My dear Doctor you have hurt my feelings. I had hoped you would be pleased to see me alive and well after you left me to die on Skaro." Missy smiled as she circled him before continuing on in an accusing Scottish rant.

"Abandoned...betrayed...REJECTED." She practically spat out the words in her fury. The Doctor looked away from her, unable to tolerate the pain and insanity he saw there. She lifted up his chin forcing him to look back up at her.

"And I thought that we were best enemies..." Missy pouted childishly then she leaned in to place a kiss on the Doctors lips. The Doctor closed his eyes and as Missy tried to deepen the second caress he jerked away livid.

"You tried to make me kill Clara."

His eyes were cold as ice. Missy sighed in frustration as she turned away from her captive.

"Clara clara clara clara clara clara, clara claaaarra. CLARA FUCKING OSWALD. You have shared an eternity of epicness with me but it's all about HER!"

Missy whizzed around in a manic flurry and broke out into a deranged cackle.

"It's quite ridiculous you know. I mean why spend all of that time, money and energy fighting a bitter legal battle over custody of the dog."

The Doctor bristled and fixed the time lady with an angry glare at the degrading comparison. Missy walked behind him and placed her hands on his shoulders as she came in close to talk into his ear.

"A dog which I gave you and that is easy to replace." She bit on his earlobe suggestively. Several soldiers entered the room and Missy stepped back and allowed them to untie and seize the Doctor.

"I don't know what you're up to on this planet, what dastardly scheme you're hatching-but I promise I will stop you Missy."

"I'm sure you'll try your best darling, and I'd love to stay and fight-really I would. It could be so much fun just like the old days, but you know how it is! I have havoc to wreak...places to conquer...PEOPLE TO KILL. I need you out of my hair for a while, that is why I am ransoming you to the Emperor."

The Doctor struggled against the soldiers, terrified of what Missy would do to Clara while he was gone this time

"I will miss you..." The time lady sighed sadly before blowing the Doctor a kiss, then she signalled for the soldiers to take him away with a wave of her hand. After the door to the room was closed she heard him screaming down the corrider

"CLARA! CLARA..."

Missy sat down in her chair and poured herself out a cup of tea on the table. As she lifted the china to her lips an excited smile spread across her countenance like wildfire.

"And I almost forgot to add...puppies to train."