-Iris Vhia

OK TIME FOR CHAPTER TWO! Thanks to everyone who read my last chapter and my last story: Skulduggery Pleasant X-Factor. You know I used to never view myself as a funny person, or a weird one, but WHO KNEW?! pineapple ?LOL. Nvm lets just get on with the story oh yeah and I found NEW AWESOME SONGS THAT SUIT CHARAcTERS AND THE SERIES TOO!

Dark Demons

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" asked Valkyrie, trying to be heard over the loud music playing from the Ghastly's workshop.

"Something that really annoys Skulduggery," answered Ghastly.

"Oh, I see what you mean now," smirked Valkyrie, evilly. She sat back on the couch, listening to 'Demons', by radioactive. Wow. i can't wait to see Skulduggery's reaction when he hears this song. Just then, 'Bad Reputation' by Joan Jett started playing.

"Grrr," Valkyrie gritted her teeth as the annoying song, that suited her so well, started blaring out of the speakers."Ghastly Bespoke, you better run. You better run fast!"

As Valkyrie got up from the couch, Tanith came in through the door and Ghastly quickly switched the music onto 'Gives You Hell' by The All-American Rejects. Tanith left as fast as she came in, clearly annoyed.

"I thought this was supposed to annoy Skulduggery!" exclaimed Valkyrie.

"Well do you see him anywhere?" came Ghastly's reply.

"Uh yes."

"What? Where?"

"Right behind you actually," smirked Valkyrie.

"Really?" Ghastly asked swirling round to thin air.

As Ghastly swirled around, Valkyrie took hold of the remote and hid it in her pants, changing the music to "I'm too Sexy" by Right said Fred. God he absolutely HATED that song. he also hated it that Skulduggery put that song on his iPod. Skulduggery! A bloody SKELETON!

"Where's the remote?" asked Ghastly darkly.

"Somewhere you'll never find."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes really," replied a very smug Valkyrie.

"It's in your pants."

"How did you know?" a shocked Valkyrie said.

"Because you always hide stuff there, now give it back."

"No!"

"Valkyrie-"

"Yes, Ghastly."

"Give the remote back now!" Ghastly half yelled, as 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' by LMFAO came on.

God he HATED that skeleton.

"No." a stubborn Valkyrie answered. "Your not getting it back EVER!" she said, running around the couch and into the hallway.

"Valkyrie, you know if you don't give it back, I will have to take it by force,"called Ghastly.

"Oh you wouldn't!" came Valkyrie's voice from the hallway.

"Oh, anything to shut this song off!"

Ghastly finally caught Valkyrie and started searching for the remote in her jeans, when the front door opened to reveal Skulduggery Pleasant, standing there with his head tilted in shock. He shut the front door and Ghastly and Valkyrie could hear a car door being opened and closed, and could hear the soft vroom of the bentley driving away.

Ghastly quickly pulled his hand out of Valkyrie's pants and said sorry for what he did. Valkyrie gave back the remote, but not before turning it to Peanut butter Jelly time, that Tanith had installed on Ghastly's iPod.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

That's all Valkyrie could hear, as she got into her Oompa Loompa and drove away at top speed.

Ok yeah not very good, but yeah I like it=) A few random songs near the end but yeah the top few songs definitely fit the SP series. Wouldn't you guys agree? Anyway thans for reading by!

-Iris