A/N: Thanks to those who read and reviewed for the previous chapter. I'm glad you really like it. I hope you enjoy this fifth chapter just as much.

Disclaimer: I only own Edith and the pizza guy. Ashley Seaver belongs to Criminal Minds/CBS.

Three hours had passed since Ashley's previous prank and she decided to get out of the house for a while. She was thinking of what prank to pull next. She just didn't want to be stuck in the house, while thinking.

The first place she stopped at, was a salon. There, she decided to get a haircut. After getting a shoulder length haircut, Ashley paid the woman and then left. Her next destination was the grocery store. She needed a few items that she had forgotten to pick up during her last trip to the grocery store.

While in the laundry detergent aisle, Ashley noticed her next door neighbor, looking at some of the detergent. "Oh no, it's nosy Edith Sheridan. I better get the hell out of here before she sees me." Ashley thought to herself as she turned her shopping cart around and proceeded to leave the aisle, but it was too late because she heard her name being called.

"Ashley!" Edith shouted as she was now making her way to Ashley.

"Wow, she has such an annoying voice. Wonder what she wants." Ashley thought.

Edith was a short, petite woman with long auburn hair and blue eyes and a tanned complexion. She was around Ashley's age, maybe a few years older. She had a reputation for being nosy and little miss perfect.

"What are you doing here?!" Edith forced Ashley into a hug.

"Searching for the buried treasure. What the hell does it look like I'm doing?!" That's what Ashley had really wanted to say, but decided to just keep it to herself and not be rude. "Oh, I'm just picking up a few things that I forgot the other day." She smiled, kindly.

"Well, maybe you should start making a list like I do. But I really don't need to make a list, seeing that I'm great at remembering things." Edith tucked her hair behind her ears. "I see you got a haircut."

"Yeah, I decided it was time for a change."

"Oh… well I don't like it. It just takes away all your beauty. No, offense."

"None taken, bitch." Ashley thought to herself. "I appreciate your honesty, but it is my hair and I can do whatever I want with it. It can always grow back."

"Yeah, that's true. So what are you doing after this?"

"Oh, I'll probably go and drop this stuff off at the house and check out some of the garage sales. I seen a few on Tabitha Street when I drove by there."

"Well, after I'm done with shopping and taking it back home, I'll probably go to the gym and work out for an hour. I do it every day. That's why I'm so fit and toned. Then a couple of my friends and I are going to a very classy and expensive restaurant. You know, you ought to go to the gym. You look like you've put on a few pounds. You need to start exercising and eating healthy.

Ashley smiled again and said, "Well, I exercise when I want to. In fact, I went jogging a few days ago. And I try to eat healthy as much as possible, buy you know me. I have to have my junk food every now and then. Can't live without it. Anyway, it was real nice talking to you, but I really must be going. Have a nice day."

"You too." Edith forced Ashley into another hug.

When Ashley got home, she unloaded the grocery bags and placed the items in their rightful places. After she was finished, she decided to check out some of the garage sales. She got into vehicle and drove to Tabitha Street. It took her about ten minutes to get there. She stopped at one garage sale and started browsing through the items. She was still trying to think of what prank to pull next. After browsing for about ten minutes, Ashley purchased an antique lamp and a quilt for the price of only 12 dollars.

Finally after browsing through three different garage sales and purchasing a few more items, Ashley decided it was time to go home. As she got into her vehicle, she fastened her seatbelt. She then looked at the watch on her wrist. "Looks like Edith should be back from the gym in about twenty five minutes." She thought to herself. And at that moment, an idea popped into her mind. She took out her cell phone and dialed a number.

"Mario's Italian Pizzas and Pastas. How may I help you?" A man asked on the other end of the phone.

"I would like to order thirty large pizzas, please. I want ten pepperoni, five cheese, eight Canadian bacon, four meat lovers and three vegetable lovers. Also I'd like to order three cases of breadsticks, four boxes of chicken alfredo and seven sodas."

"Okay, let me see if this is correct. Ten pepperoni pizzas, five cheese, eight Canadian bacon, four meat lovers and three vegetable lovers. Also three cases of breadsticks, four boxes of chicken alfredo and seven sodas. Is that correct?" The pizza guy asked.

"Yep, that's exactly right. My address is 849 McKinsley Street. Thank you." Ashley ended the call and proceeded to drive home. She was smiling to herself, then entire time.

When Ashley got home, she noticed Edith hadn't got back yet. "Must be at the gym still. Hopefully she's on her way home." Ashley thought to herself as she unloaded everything and brought them into the house. After she was done, she decided to make herself and brownie hot fudge sundae and enjoy it on the front porch, while she waited for Edith to arrive home. She didn't have to wait long because a couple moments later, Edith was pulling into the driveway of her home. All Ashley had to do now was sit back and wait for the pizza guy to arrive.

Edith had just put on a green face mask and her hair in curlers, when the door bell rang. When she opened the door, she was surprised to see a blonde haired and hazel eyed man standing there with five boxes of pizza in his hands. The rest of the boxes of pizza, breadsticks, chicken alfredo and sodas were on the porch, surrounding him.

The pizza guy handed the boxes over to Edith and said, "That'll be $550.00."

No longer surprised, Edith was now angry and she began shouting. "WHAT?! I DIDN'T ORDER ANY OF THIS JUNK! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS!"

"This is 849 McKinsley street, is it not?"

"YES IT IS, BUT I NEVER CALLED YOU! GET THIS JUNK OFF MY PORCH!" Edith was getting so loud, that people started coming out of their houses, to see what was going on. Ashley was just sitting there on the swing of her porch, smirking to herself.

"Ma'am, could you please not shout? You're attracting the attention of your neighbors."

"I DON'T CARE! NOW TAKE ALL THIS JUNK BACK WITH YOU!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that. You called me, so you'll have to pay." The pizza guy explained.

"OH ALRIGHT THEN!" Edith stormed away. She came back a couple seconds later with some cash in her hand and she angrily tossed it at the pizza guy. "HERE! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!"

"Um…. Thanks?" The pizza guy turned and left.

"HEY, EDITH! YOU HAVING A PARTY OR SOMETHING?!" Ashley was now leaning on the railing of her porch, smiling.

"WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE HAVING A PARTY WITH ALL THIS JUNK?! YOU KNOW I DON'T EAT THIS! NOW ALL OF YOU GET BACK IN YOUR HOUSES, YOU BUNCH OF DAMN NOSY NEIGHBORS!" Edith stormed inside her house, leaving all the food on the front porch.

Some of the neighbors went back into their homes and some just stood there in disbelief at Edith's outburst. A few were talking to each other about it. Ashley just stood there, with her arms crossed and smiling to herself, she was clearly proud of herself.

"Those chicken alfredo sure do look good. I'm sure Edith wouldn't mind if I took one. Oh, hell what am I thinking?! It's Edith, she'll just let the stuff go to waste. Might as well go and grab one." Ashley thought to herself. She waited until no one was looking. When the coast was clear, she ran over to Edith's house and grabbed a box of chicken alfredo off the porch.

End of chapter five. Okay, I know this prank wasn't really pulled on the pizza guy, but he was unknowingly involved in it. And I just wanted Ashley to be able to get revenge on her neighbor. Anyway, please leave me some reviews. I'd greatly appreciate them! Chapter six will be up soon!