A/N: Thanks to everyone who read and reviewed the previous chapter. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope you enjoy this final chapter just as much.
Disclaimer: Ashley Seaver does not belong to me.
Ashley was browsing the internet and now eating a slice of sausage pizza, while she thought of a final prank. While on the internet, she was looking at adorable baby animal pictures.
"Awe! Baby ducks wearing bow ties! That is so adorable!" Ashley thought to herself as she scrolled through the page.
"Oh my god! A baby kitten sleeping in a hat! I have died and gone to heaven!" She scrolled some more.
"A puppy in a shoe! Now that is just too adorable!"
After ten minutes of browsing through adorable animal pictures, Ashley turned off the laptop and went into the kitchen to make herself a mug of hot chocolate. Removing the mug from microwave, she carefully stirred it and added in a handful of tiny marshmallows. Taking a sip of it, she found it to be a bit too hot for her. Sitting it down on the counter top to cool, Ashley took out her cell phone and dialed the number to a pizza place.
"Max And Martiniana's House Of Pizza. How may I be of service to you?" A man asked.
"I'd like to order a medium meat lovers pizza and also a medium vegetable lovers pizza. And could I also get a side order of breadsticks and a salad with that, please?" Ashley asked.
"You want a medium meat lovers pizza and a medium vegetable lovers pizza with a side order of breadsticks and a salad. Is that all correct?"
"Yes it is. My address is 848 McKinsley Street. And remember, we never had this conversation." Ashley ended the call before the pizza guy could say another word.
Twenty five minutes later, the doorbell ranged. Wearing a long black trench coat over her pajamas, along with a black fedora hat and a pair of sunglasses, Ashley answered the door. A young man with short red hair and green eyes was standing there on the porch. He was wearing black pants with a purple shirt with the pizza company's logo on it. In his hands was the pizzas and breadsticks and salad that Ashley had ordered. He was looking at Ashley with a strange and confused expression on his face.
"That'll be $14.00." He attempted to hand the food over to Ashley.
"Did anyone follow you?" Ashley asked in a serious tone of voice.
"No."
"Did you see anyone suspicious?"
"No, what's this all about?" The pizza guy was starting to sound worried.
Ashley handed him a twenty dollar bill and said in a serious tone, "Nothing, nothing at all. Well, it is something, but I cannot tell you, unless you'd want to be in danger too."
Clearly frightened, the pizza guy just shook his head in a 'no' motion as he went to give Ashley some change back for the twenty.
"Keep the change. And thanks' for all this. Enjoy your evening." Ashley said as she then stepped back inside and closed the door behind her. She watched from the window as the pizza guy drove away. Smiling, she could tell that by the look on his face, he thought she was being serious about that whole little story she had just told him. She then looked down at the food that she had placed on the floor at her feet and the smile faded as she thought to herself, "Wow, I have way too many pizzas, salads and breadsticks. Why did I have to do all those pranks on pizza places. I don't even know how I'm supposed to get rid of all this. Maybe I'll throw a pizza party? Yeah… that'll be a good idea." She smiled to herself once more as she took the food into the kitchen and placed it in the refrigerator.
"The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.' ~William Davis
Well, that's the end of this fic. I absolutely enjoyed writing it. So, what did you all think about this final chapter? Leave me some reviews and let me know what you thought, please. This may be the end of this fic, but it's not the end of the series. Coming up in my next "Annoying Ways" installment, we've got Alex Blake pulling some pranks. That fic will be posted as soon as possible.