One warm sunny day Ganon took Link to Hyrule Castle Town with him. Ganon turned to Link and said "Be good, and don't break anymore pots. If you need rupees just cut the grass, or ask." Link sadly nodded, he liked breaking pots. Ganon left to meet the king. He was dreading it, last time he ate 4 whole cuccos. 4. No wonder the man was so fat. He...he doesn't even chew. He wasn't sure how that was even possible. He watched Link run off with a pack of dogs, at least they don't need him to talk. "I really need to get him to speech therapy." He sighed to himself.
Meanwhile Link was running around with his dog friends. The pack leader led them outside the gates. Link stopped for a minute, his father did warn him to stay inside the town. He also didn't have his weapons. Ever since the Death Mountain incident, she hid them. Link, not wanting lose his pack ran after the dogs. they found a wonderful dirt pile to run around in and dig. Link dug up some rupees and a piece of heart. He followed the pack as the chased some wild cuccos and found their way to Lon Lon Ranch. He and the other dogs began barking at the horses, then ran back to Hyrule Castle town. Once in town they ran around the allies and knocked over trash cans. Link rolled into a box and broke it. Inside the box was a small golden furred puppy! The puppy sniffed Link and licked his nose. He and the puppy instantly bonded and became best friends. The puppy followed him around all day. Then Ganon came out and Link ran up to him with puppy in tow. Ganon gagged at the smell of his son."What have you been doing boy? Playing in the trash?" Link looked down sadly. Ganon knelt down and "Sorry son, it's been a hard day, I watched the King eat 5 cans of shaving cream before he realized it wasn't whipped cream. I hope you never have to witness him eat non food items. Looks like you made a new friend. Do you want to keep him?" Link nodded. "What's his name?" Link open his mouth to say Lord Fluffers but all he could say was "Hyaaa Hyi!" Ganon shook his head and said "Come on son, let's go home. You need a bath. You smell too bad for me to carry."
Link and Ganon silently walked home. Nabooru was there to great them, and immediately turned around to start a bath for Link. After the bath and dinner it was bed time for heros. Link and Lord Fluffers climbed into bed when his father came in. "Son, I have good news. The king has agreed to build a school. It will start out in that old room by the gates of Castle Town, the one with all the pots." Link's eyes widened. No more room o' pots for the smashing. "Don't be worried my son, school will be fun. All your friends will be there. Malon; the graveyard kid; That Gerudo girl you threw the pot of water at, what's her name; that boy that eats the bugs; the princesses, Ruto and Zelda. There will even be some Goron boys... Knope! That's her name. Boy, does that girl get overly passionate about strange trivial things. She should really work in some government department, like parks or something." Link stared at his father very confused. "No worries my son, you'll start in a later chapter." Ganon tucked him in bed and kissed him on the forehead. "Goodnight Link, I love you." He silently left and saw his lovely wife standing outside his bedroom. She wrapped her arms around him and said "Hylia, Ganon. You're a sexy piece of man meat when you're a loving father. Wanna have some fun?" Ganon grinned and thought "I have the best wife ever."