Chapter Five

"WAKE UP MAGGOTS…well, just- no ALL OF YOU GET UP," a voice screeched in the morning. Firepaw opened one eye and saw Tigerclaw glaring into the den. "I want to Graypaw and Firepaw by the entrance in 400 hundred seconds or else!" Dustpaw tossed a shoe at the warrior and Tigerclaw backpedaled away.

"209…210…211...212…213…hey we're here already!" Graypaw exclaimed. Lionheart was sitting there, glancing at his watch.

"Well, actually you're off by 100 seconds, but whatever. We're going on tour of the territory because of Firepaw and because I feel like it. We just have to wait for Tigerclaw and Ravenpaw."

"Shouldn't Ravenpaw be resting…?"

"No. Sleep if for the motherfucking weak," Tigerclaw snapped.

"How and when did you get here?"

"Off we fly," Tigerclaw meowed, ignoring the question.

They left the camp and started to head in a random direction. They stopped at river because it's not like they were going to cross it.

"This is the river. Not just a river. THE river. Over on the other side is where RiverClan is. They're a bunch of pompous asses."

Firepaw took a tentative sniff and immediately regretted it. "Ew, they smell gross."

"It's because they're half fish. Or so I've heard," Graypaw quipped.

"Don't spread lies," Lionheart sighed. "Over there is Sunningrocks. Which is technically ours now. RiverClan is too butthurt to let it go."

"LET IT GOOOOO. LET IT GOOOOO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! LET IT GO," Firepaw and Graypaw began shouting. Ravenpaw threw ladybugs at them in an attempt to shut them up.

"Shut up or I'll hex you," Tigerclaw growled.

"Wrong series," Graypaw snickered.

"I hate you…"

Lionheart rolled his eyes and led the way through the forest. They stopped outside of weird looking trees.

"This is Fourtrees. Because there are four trees. Because there are four Clans. Which is a lie."

"What," Ravenpaw asked.

"NOTHING," Tigerclaw amended. "HE'S GONE INSANE."

"We met here on the full moon to share news and whatnot. It's kind of weird when you think about it. Move it along." Firepaw yawned. This was incredibly boring. He wanted to see something awesome, something amazing!

"We are now looking at Snakerocks," Tigerclaw said in his best tour guide voice. "There are adders that live here and could probably kill you if you aren't careful."

"I'm going to catch one someday," Ravenpaw sighed.

"No you're not. You're a weak fool who couldn't a leaf," Tigerclaw snapped.

"Okay…"

They followed a tap dancing Tigerclaw to a gross looking thing.

"This is the Thunderpath. There are freaking monsters that will hit you and you will die. Oh, and on the other side is ShadowClan. They're evil."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a road," Firepaw meowed. Everyone stared at him.

"A…what?"

"A road. They were everywhere in Twolegplace. And cars drive on them."

"C-cars…?"

"Yeah, monsters. They're called cars. And they aren't trying to kill you. Maybe if you didn't try and cross the damn thing when you saw one coming, you would be fine," Firepaw scolded.

"Listen here, you little bitch. This is the Thunderpath. And those are monsters. Not whatever the fuck you just said," Tigerclaw hissed. Firepaw threw dirt in his eyes.

"I'll call them whatever I want. You don't own me," he snarled.

"Alright, calm down you two," Lionheart ordered. "Let's go back to camp before I have to ground you both." As Firepaw trailed behind Ravenpaw, he could help but to glare at Tigerclaw.

Graypaw's right. Tigerclaw is a dick.

A/N: Sorry for spamming this with new chapters. I'm gonna let it chill for a little while