Link woke up one morning, he was tired and his whole body ached. He stumbled out of his room. He laid on the couch shivering. Ganon walked in and Put his hand on Links forehead.
"You're burning up. I'm taking you back to bed."
"Mama?" Link asked.
"She went to Termina to visit her sister. She's going to have a baby any day, your aunt that is." Ganon replied while picking up Link.
Ganon carried him to his room and laid him down, Ganon laid next to Link and wrapped his arm around him. Link snuggled close to him. Link shivered and moaned.
"Cold." Link whined.
Ganon wrapped up Link in a blanket and held him close. Link moaned and threw up all over himself and Ganon. Link began crying.
"Sorry, daddy..." he cried.
"Shhh. It's alright baby, you didn't mean to." Ganon replied soothing the boy.
He picked up the boy and carried him to the bathroom. After bathing him, Ganon set him on the couch. He went back to the bedroom only to find Mr. Fluffers eating the puke.
"Hylia! This is behavior I expect from the king." Ganon finished cleaning up from Link's adventure in vomiting. Then rejoined his son on the couch. He sat the boy on his lap and rocked him. Ganon kissed the boy on his head. Link closed his eyes and fell asleep. Ganon could finally get some work done. As the king of the Gerudos and a father, his work is never done. Ganon carried Link back to his bedroom and tried putting him to bed. Link began to cry whenever he put him down. It was going to be a long day. Ganon carried him to the meeting chamber. There were already people lined up to see him. He sat on his throne and sat Link on his lap. Knope was there. Ganon could not take another event/idea/Knope meeting with... Knope.
"Knope, how would you like a position on my team? You like meeting?"
"RE YOU KIDDING ME! I love them, what better way to meet and connect to the people I love than a meeting? Everyone's opinion is wanted and valued." Knope proclaimed excited.
"Perfect." Ganon smiled. "You'll be in charge of something...when you're an adult. Right now, you're an intern."
Ganon spent the rest of the day listening to people whine, complain, and ask for stuff. He was tired of it. Finally, it was over. Ganon carried Link back to the bedroom and went to bed. Link was tossing and turning with scary and crazy fever dreams. In one of them his dad was a pig. Link woke up and found he was in his parents bed. He rolled over and found his dad next to him. He rubbed his hands all over Ganon's face to make sure he wasn't a pig. Ganon woke up.
"Son, why are you rubbing my face?"
"Pig dream."
Ganon rolled his eyes. Link seemed to be feeling better. He felt Link's forehead. The fever was breaking. Ganon sighed contently. He knew Link would be fine. Ganon pulled him close and kissed him. Link then snuggled in his father's arms and fell asleep. Link was still a little feverish in the morning, but by the next morning Link was all better.
