Sweet Memories Ch. 7: America's view
Well, I managed to run away from them to give you the new chapter. Hope you like it! ... Please like it or they'll kill me...
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE PLOT AND MY LIFE *which I'm trying to protect from Toshi and Yoruichi...*
"Ho ho ho!"
I watched as France (who still had a nosebleed for some odd unexplainable reason) picked up Iggy and stare at him.
"Um Fra-, I mean, um ... uh... well, you should go now."
"Why?"
"Um...Well...Um"
Curse you brain!
"Big Brother France?"
I turned my head to Iggy and noticed he was shaking.
Is he going to cry?!
"Iggy, are you-"
I was cut off when Iggy face kicked France across the room.
Damn! I was going to do that!
I watched in dismay (Yeah I can use big words, so what?! At least I think that's a big word…) as Iggy jumped on France and started to punch him.
"YOU BLOODY BASTRAD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A DRESS?! WHY DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?! WHY ARE YOU SO TALL?!"
Knowing this would go nowhere, I ran over and pulled Iggy off a sort of bloody (now I see a reason for the bloody nose) France.
"LET ME GO ALFRED! LET ME HIT HIM!"
"I can't do that Iggy, not unless you calm down!"
"I'M PERFECTLY CALM! AND DON'T CALL ME IGGY! DAMN YOU FRANCE!"
"THIS ISN'T FRANCE!"
"...What?!
Shoot, that sort of slipped out. Come on brain, work for once!
"This is...Francis, my...friend...He's French, but definitely not France!
I laughed nervously as Iggy stared at France.
You fool! Anybody can see through that lie!
"Oh, really?"
As I said, you're a genius!
I put Iggy down as Fran-, I mean Francis, sat up.
"You know, for a baby you have quite the punch."
Iggy turned his face away, but I could see a glint of red on his cheeks.
"Y-You know, you deserved t-that, for looking like that bastard France. A-And i-if you have any s-scratches, I-I have a lotion that can help heal them. D-D-D-Don't take this the wrong way! I-I-I-It's not like I-I'm s-s-sorry!"
...Is this his way of apologizing?
"Ho ho ho! Do not worry. Apology accepted."
"I'm NOT APOLOGIZING!"
"Well, now that that's over."
I went over to Francis and helped him up. Then I dragged him to the door.
"I think you should leave, Francis."
I tried to smile, but I could feel my anger slipping through.
"Why? I can help you take care of 'Iggy'."
From the background I could hear Iggy yell something about his name. Then I leaned closer and whispered.
"No way. England's boss left the responsibility to me."
"Well, I can share some of that 'responsibility' with you."
"No, you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you-"
"Wait!"
I looked down to see a slightly red-faced Iggy.
"I...I still haven't healed him."
"!"
"!"
...Is he asking if France can stay?!
"...Well, looks like I'll be staying a bit longer."
Damn you France!
Yoruichi: Hoped you liked it.
Toshiro: ? Where is Ju-chan?
Yoruichi: Who?
Toshiro: Ju-chan, the author, she told me to call her that.
Yoruichi: Oh, her? She's off enjoying an eternity of sleep.
Toshiro: ! You actually did it?!
Yoruichi: Maybe... -w-