Okay, if you're wondering…I just did this for fun. Plus, I added Siskel and Ebert in because they had animated counterparts in the cartoon: The Critic. You can check out the show on YouTube.

While Spike and Chuck were busy out getting some groceries just in case they ran out, William was in charge of looking after the café while they were out. The toons inside were busy eating or doing anything else café-related.

Suddenly, two ghosts came into the café. Though nobody noticed it at first, they began to notice the two ghosts when they heard the TV in the café pop up their first thing to review: Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality. They noticed the two ghosts as they began to talk over the special. Even William noticed the ghosts.

"Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality, one of the 3 things that we are going to review today." said Roger. "I'm the ghost of Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times."

"And I'm the ghost of Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune. Our first review is Escape From Reality, the penultimate episode of Gravity Falls where Dipper and his friends enter this strange place called Mabeland, where his sister seems to be the leader of." said Gene.

"Just take a look at this breathtaking animation. It's very nice to look at." said Roger. Dipper and Mabel, who were sitting at one of the tables, smiled at the compliment.

"Thanks, Roger." said Dipper.

"Don't mention it, kid." said Roger. "The writing for these Weirdmageddon episodes, though there's only three of them, and two have aired so far, are really good. I really like the characters and their interactions, the voice acting, and pretty much everything. I'll give it a thumbs up."

"I give it a thumbs up too, Roger." said Gene. "But I'll have to disagree with you on the voice acting part. I don't think Dipper's voice fits his appearance. I think it's way too deep. And Mabel's voice is way too childish for me."

"Well, I think the voice acting is pretty good. I mean, it's not like Pickle and Peanut where the voice acting is really bad." said Roger.

"True." said Gene.

"Hmm…interesting reviews." thought William.

"Alright, next one is Regular Show: The Movie, a movie adaptation of the hit Cartoon Network series, Regular Show." said Roger. "In this movie, a blue jay named Mordecai and a raccoon named Rigby have to save the timeline from Rigby's evil time-travelling volleyball coach from the future. Don't even ask me about the story, cause the story doesn't make any sense whatsoever."

"HEY! We worked hard on it!" exclaimed Rigby.

"More like, it only took a year of production." said Roger. "Though the animation is nice, and the voice acting is pretty enjoyable, I just can't stand the dialogue. I think it's pretty annoying when they speak this modern talk."

"What's wrong with our dialogue?!" exclaimed Rigby, even more infuriated.

"Dude, calm down. He's just pointing out his personal problems with the movie." said Mordecai. "Nothing to get upset about."

"Exactly, Mordecai." said Roger. "But because the story is just complicated and the dialogue is just very hip, I'd give it just a mild thumbs up."

"But not for me, Roger." said Gene. "I think the movie was pretty unnecessary. The animation is nice, but I think that the characters could've talked some timeless talk rather than stuff like "AW YEAH!" I think it's pretty annoying."

"That's right. I didn't like the way they were speaking modern talk. I think it would've been better if they talked more timeless so that people can appreciate them more." said Roger.

The audience clapped for the two ghosts. Even William clapped. He thought that their opinions on the modern stuff was pretty interesting, starting to realize how much he's been judging people.

"Our final one is The Big Fairy Share Scare, the Season 10 premiere of The Fairly OddParents, and a completely stupid premiere, as the show introduces a new character named Chloe Carmichael." said Gene.

"I honestly don't know why Nickelodeon wants us to hire new main characters." said Timmy.

"Chloe Carmichael is basically a Mary Sue kind of character. She's WAY too perfect." said Gene. "Having no flaws in her personality, and just being in the show just to give the show some extra life support. I hate it when shows do stuff like this."

"Along with the bag of plot holes, and the fact that sharing the fairies breaks every single rule of the show. So I'm giving this a thumbs down." said Roger.

"I agree with you, Roger. I think that the 10th season is very unnecessary. Why doesn't Nickelodeon just end their shows? SpongeBob is getting really bad, and so is this show!" exclaimed Gene.

The entire audience agreed, and clapped for the two, who said their goodbyes and hoped to see the audience again, leaving the room. Just in time for Spike and Chuck to enter the café with their groceries.

They were pretty confused with everybody clapping. They were even more confused with William clapping with them.

"What just happened?" asked Chuck.

"Something that made me realize not to judge people…" said William.

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