I don't know…am I the only one who thinks that in cartoons, the funniest lines comes from the random dialogue of cartoon characters? That's why I made this chapter. And before we get to that chapter, let's get to the reviews!

Exotos135: Uh-huh. I know how you feel, buddy. All those erotic Twilight fanfictions…*cringes like crazy, not wanting to think about them anymore.*

acosta perez jose ramiro: Thanks, man.

emperor chao of world: Just see the PM that I sent you, if you haven't seen it already.

jiggylagos: I know, right?

MissFarah: I KNOW! I can never see the same characters the same way again, along with people shipping two like crazy only after one episode!

Now, onto the story!

It was nighttime, and everybody was in their tables, waiting for the first comedian in their bimonthly Random Line Stand-Up Comedy. They would have comedians play random lines for jokes every two weeks, and this week, everybody was pretty excited to see who would crack the best jokes.

William walked up onstage, ready to start the show. "Ladies and gentlemen! After two weeks of mundane stuff happening, I hereby begin the Random Line Stand-Up Comedy!" exclaimed William, who left the stage as the audience clapped for the first comedian.

The first comedian was Stimpy, who basically just made a bunch of dopey noises with his mouth. The crowd chuckles a little bit.

The second comedian was Marco Diaz, who accidentally got his ringtone starting up, which sang Space Unicorn. He stopped the ringtone and told the audience: "It's supposed to be ironic." The crowd laughed a little harder.

The third comedian was Pearl, who tapped on a glass container with a wooden spoon. "How's the volume?" Garnet went onto the stage with two frying pans. "It's low!" exclaimed Garnet, who clashed the pans together, creating a loud noise. The audience cheered.

The fourth comedian was The Annoying Orange, who said: "A stand-up comedy? But I don't have any legs! HAHAHAHA!" he said. The audience kept quiet, as his puns were getting old. "I really need a new way of telling jokes." he said.

The fifth comedian was Jake the Dog, who played on the viola. Finn walks up to the stage, and opens his mouth like something was wrong with him. The audience howls with laughter. "Great job, Finn!" exclaimed Jake.

The sixth comedian was Soos Ramirez, who took off his shirt, and began making music with it. The audience claps a little bit, but the joke wasn't really that funny. "I could've worked on it a little bit more." thought Soos to himself.

And the final comedian was Patrick Star, who makes his most popular face and says: "Who ya callin' pinhead?" The crowd howls with laughter and applauds for Patrick. "Thank you! Thank you, and goodnight!" exclaimed Patrick, who walked off the stage.

William walks back onstage. "And that's the Random Line Stand-Up Comedy, folks! Tune in the next two weeks for our next one! Thank you, and goodnight!" exclaimed William, who walked off the stage as everybody claps, including Spike and Chuck.

"He's learning even more." said Chuck.

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