Happy thanksgiving everyone! Sorry this is late... PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM AUTHORS NOTE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia and probably won't ever.
"What?! But- WAIT! That's not even possible?!" That's pretty much all they could make out of America's ramblings.
"For once I agree with him! How is that possible?! America and England hate each other and neither of them are girls! What kind of screwed up world do you two come from?!" China yelled at the the twins.
"Uh-" London began.
"THERE MUST BE SOME BLOODY MISTAKE!" England shouted, his face red and flustered.
"I knew they loved each other." Hungary commented from her seat next to oddly Prussia, who had snuck into the meeting and was watching the scene play out.
"CAN EVERYONE SHUT UP SO THEY CAN EXPLAIN?! YOU ARE ALL FREAKING OUT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET!"Germany shouted. The room was quiet.
He turned to the twins, who stood there with identical nervous looks."Thank you, Germany. Anyway, if you would let us explain I'm sure it'll all make sense afterwards."
"Good luck, bro." London commented, pulling out a phone that had a Union Jack case.
"YOU AREN'T GOING TO HELP ME?!" He shouted at her.
"I think you can handle it, I have to text Budapest and Oslo about this anyway." The British personification said with a smile.
"Budapest?" Hungary asked quietly.
"Oslo?" Norway questioned.
D.C. Sighed in defeat,"Of course that's what you're doing. From what I remember Mom and Dad telling us, is that in 2025-"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE A SIGNAL?!" London shouted at her phone, scaring the crap out of D.C.
"Why are you bloody yelling?!" He exclaimed, glaring at her in a way that look familiar to how England often looked at America.
She shoved her phone in his face," IT'S SAYING I DON'T HAVE SERVICE!"
"Your phone probably hasn't even been invented yet, twit."
"Hey!"
"Who cares about her bloody phone!? How am I her mother?!" England yelled at them.
"Right, so, in 2025, apparently there was some magic mistake, it caused half of the world's personifications to change genders. Some of those nations were, England, both Italies, Japan, China, Finland, Norway, and some others. Pretty much everyone flew to mom's place, and they all tried to find a cure, although during that time, some of them fell in love or realized their feelings or something, the frog could tell you. So they stopped looking for a cure because there wasn't a reason for it anymore. That's why London didn't recognize you, Japan. And how England is our mother." The American capital concluded.
"WHAT THE HELL DO MEAN I TURN INTO A GIRL?!" Romano and China shouted at him.
Mostly all the other nations mentioned were blushing.
"You all turn into girls, it's not that big of a deal." London said with a shrug.
"Si(1) it is! I don't wanna be a bella(2)!" Italy whined.
"So there's something wrong with being a girl?" Belarus asked, twisting around one of her knifes on the table. Hungary and London glared at him.
"NO! But I don't wanna be one!" The northern Italian waved his white flag. The meeting room was getting louder and Germany was close to yelling at everyone again, when Prussia happened to interrupt.
"EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE AWESOME ME! I'VE A QUESTION THATS WAY MORE AWESOME THAN ALL OF YOURS!" For some reason that actually quieted them down. "Ok! So in the future there are other cities or whatever, right?" Prussia asked.
"Yeah, we're capitals by the way, but there's, um..." She counted on her hand,"13, I think, including us."
"Ja(3), so who's all their parents?"
They looked at each other,"Can we tell him that?" D.C. Asked.
"Of course you can! Spit it out! Who else has kids?!" China exclaimed.
The British capital glance over at her brother,"Ok then, well there's Rome and Berlin, they're Germany and Italy's kids."
"Holy crap, congrats West!" Prussia exclaimed, patting the flustered German.
"WHAT THE CRAPOLA DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER YOU POTATO BASTARD?!" Romano shouted, and had to be held back by Spain and France.
"Wow, really?!" Italy asked with a smile.
"Well don't get too excited, Romana, but you and Spain have a son, a.k.a. Venice." London commented.
"MY NAME'S ROMANO AND THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD EVER HAVE A KID WITH TOMATO BASTARD!" The southern Italian shouted.
Spain frowned,"Lovi~ stop yelling! Besides that's not completely horrible!"
"Anyway, there's also Tokyo, Japan and Greece's daughter." D.C. Continued
"W-what?" Flustered Japan mumbled. Greece was asleep with a cat sleeping on his face. Most of the world looked pretty confused by that couple.
"Then there's the frog, Paris, no one likes him. He's Aunt Maddie and France's son." London said with an irritated look."Plus he has a little sister but I forgot her name."
"Angleterre(4)! Stop telling your daughter to fight with my son!" France exclaimed.
"I'm sure your son deserved it, wanker!" England yelled back.
"Well they haven't changed at all." D.C. Muttered, London smiled and nodded. "Next there is Budapest, Prussia and Hungary's daughter."
"WHAT?!" Austria shouted, with a speechless Hungary and Prussia.
"East hat eine tochter(5)?" Germany mumbled with a shocked look, still kind of recovering from his news.
"Hungary, what is he talking about?!" Austria asked looked shocked and upset. Since the two had divorced, because Hungary said she didn't want to be married anymore, although everyone knew Austria still had feelings for his ex-wife.
"M-mit(6)? Igazán(7)?" Hungary asked with a shocked look.
"Then last and defiantly least, Moscow, Russia and China's son." D.C. Continued with a sour look after the room was quiet for a minute.
"Aiyah! What?!" China shouted.
"I suppose that makes sense." Russia shrugged.
"Plus the Nordics." London added,"but I'm hungry so we can tell you about them later."
"That's a great idea~! Ve~ Germany can we have a lunch break?! I brought pasta!" Italy exclaimed, turning to the German.
"J-ja, Italy."
Translations:
(1) Yes (Italian)
(2) Girl (Italian)
(3) Yeah/Yes (German)
(4) England (French)
(5) East has a daughter (German)
(6) W-what (Hungarian)
(7) Really (Hungarian)
Sorry this one was more of a filler and crappy ending.. By the way, London called Romano, Romana, because in the future, Romano is a girl and therefore called the female version of his name, she didn't know what else to call him. Second, there also is the Nordic capitals, I'll mention them next chapter.
Ok, I've got a lot of stuff to say so stay tuned! In the next few chapters I decided two more capitals will be showing up, so I want you guys to decide! Here's a list of the options:
Tokyo (Greece and Japan's daughter)
Budapest (Prussia and Hungary's daughter)
Moscow (Russia and China's son)
Paris (France and Canada's son
Berlin (Germany and Italy's daughter)
Rome (Germany and Italy's son)
There you go! Please review which capital you want to show up, and the top two will appear soon! As always follow and favorite please!