Hey guys, I'm back! I wish I had a plausible reason for not posting in months, but the deal is, I got lazy. I am sorry for not continuing for a while, but hopefully, I can start posting frequently again. I have made a decision for the pairings. It will be Naruto x Winner of Poll, Mei (Mizukage) and Kurotsuchi. I know I kinda left it up to you guys, but I got a semblance of an idea for some stuff to do with Mei and Kurotsuchi. You still have the choice of the third girl. Anyway, here is the long awaited next chapter (even if no-one actually cared). Yay!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I will ask Santa Claus for the rights for it this Christmas, here's hoping!

Naruto woke up feeling a bit groggy, and wet. Wait wet?

"Where the hell a- Oh, wait, this is the mindscape isn't it... yeah, I'm fucked aren't I?" Naruto asked himself aloud.

"Yep. Hello, Na-ru-to." Said a feminine voice from behind him, slowly sounding out every syllable of his name. He shivered and slowly turned around jerkily before resting his eyes on two barely visible feminine figures, two naked barely visible feminine figures.

"Uh, h-hey guys. How are you? The weather's nice today isn't it?" Naruto asked nervously.

"We're in a sewer, the weather isn't exactly the greatest. I thought you were going to make this place a spa?" The closer one said with her teeth glinting with a sickly sweet smile just showing her teeth to help Naruto see it.

"Well... about that, I kinda forgot." Naruto said with a sheepish smile.

"Yeah, well you didn't come talk to us for months, I was scared you didn't like me anymore." The one slightly further away said, almost in tears.

"Look what you've done you idiot! Now Izumi's about to start crying because of you! Fix it up now!" The closer figure said, going to comfort the (almost) crying figure.

"Ok, ok, just don't cry Izumi." Naruto said as he closed his eyes and closed his eyes to concentrate for a few seconds. "There done, happy?"

Naruto opened his eyes to find himself at the pool of a spa resort with the two feminine figures now fully visible, as well as their nakedness. Naruto almost had a nosebleed that would have rocketed him through the wall behind him. The crying Izumi was just half a head shorter than her red-headed counterpart. Isobu had straight light blue hair going town to her knees with golden eyes, full lips, glasses, large DD breasts, which seemed to be common with the Tailed Beasts, a slim waist, wide hips, long, beautiful legs and porcelain white skin to top it all off. Her breasts jiggling with every (almost) sob almost sent Naruto over the edge. Her red-headed comforter had beautiful bright red hair (duh) that fanned out all the way down the length of her hair that went to her knees and covered her right eye. (think Mei's hair without the bun at the top and with Kushina's colour in her hair.) She had red eyes, full lips, even larger E cup breasts, a slim waist, mile-long legs that seemed to go on forever and tanned skin. This made her almost irresistible to Naruto, who had half a mind to make a clone within his mindscape, throw the two beautiful women to the ground and ravish them, then realised that at that moment, neither of the two women would have liked it, maybe later though.

"Ok, I've got to go, I'm getting my first mission today. See you guys later!" Naruto said as the mindscape blurred and he woke up.

Naruto woke up and quickly got ready for his mission, dressing in his usual outfit with the addition of a Hidden Leaf headband strapped to his right bicep. He left a note stating he was going on a mission, just before he jumped out of his window.

Naruto arrived at the Hokage's Tower through the window, as he used to. As soon as he did though, he was knocked off the windowsill by a very large paperweight (guess who). Naruto then jumped back to the window and ducked under a stapler and went through the window.

"Hey Granny! What the hell was that for?!" Naruto yelled at the seated Hokage.

"That was for being half an hour late, brat!" Tsunade replied with a tic mark on her forehead.

"Whoops, sorry." Naruto said, scratching the back of his head with a grin. "Anyway, what's the mission?" Naruto then said, immediately switching to a serious tone.

"Your mission is to go to the Hidden Mist Village and try to broker terms of an alliance with the Mizukage. Your teammates on this mission will be Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno." Tsunade said.

"Hidden Mist? Mizukage? Shit, shit, shit." Naruto said shuddering. "Wait, Sasuke and Sakura? I thought we wouldn't be Team 7 again?" Naruto questioned, visbly annoyed.

"They were the only available shinobi." Tsunade replied.

"Fine, when do we go?" Naruto replied, sighing.

"Your teammates are waiting at the main gates. Hurry." Tsunade said, throwing another paperweight at the adolescent.

Naruto then quickly jumped out the window and sped towards the main gate of the Leaf Village. As he arrived, Sasuke turned towards Naruto.

"You're our third teammate? Hn. Let's go." Sasuke then walked towards the Hidden Mist Village with Sakura following him like a lost puppy.

"Sure, Mr. Personality." Naruto mumbled to himself.

As the team of shinobi entered the gate of the Hidden Mist Village, Naruto pulled out a cloak with a hood and put it on. As he pulled the hood over his head, Sakura decided to ask him a question,

"What are you doing, idiot?" Sakura asked, obviously confused.

"Nothing, just don't say my name anywhere near the Mizukage, understand?" Naruto replied.

"What, did you finally realise that if anyone heard your name, they would start laughing because you are so pathetic?" Sasuke said with a sneer.

"No, just don't say it." Naruto replied.

"Sure..." Sasuke said.

'Hn. So the dobe doesn't want to be recognised eh? Well we'll see what happens when we get to the Mizukage, shall we?' Sasuke thought to himself, intending to embarrass his blonde comrade.

"Hello Lady Mizukage, we are here to broker terms of an alliance between our two villages." Sakura said, bowing respectfully.

"Oh yes, I've been expecting you. Who are you and your teammates?" The Mizukage, Mei Terumi asked.

"I am Sakura Haruno, these two are Sa-" Sakura started, but was then suddenly cut off by Sasuke.

"I am the great Sasuke Uchiha and this guy in the cloak, is none other than our village's dobe, Na-

'Don't say it you prick' Naruto thought to himself.

"Ru"

'Don't'

"To"

'No'

"U"

'I swear...'

"Zu"

'If you do...'

"Ma"

'Fuck'

"Ki" Sasuke finished.

"You prick I swear I'm gonna-" Naruto started before being tackled to the ground and kissed right on the lips.

"Naruto! You're back, I missed you so much!" Mei said, after coming up for air.

"What the hell is going on?! Why did you kiss that idiot and not Sasuke?!" Sakura started screaming.

"Don't answer th-"

"Why would I kiss him and not my boyfriend?" Mei asked, confused.

"BOYFRIEND?!" Sakura screamed to the heavens.

"Why would you be in a relationship with this dobe and not me?" Sasuke asked, confused as to how Naruto got someone this fine, or anyone at all, really.

"It doesn't matter why, just drop it. I guess it's time for introductions eh?" Naruto then stood up and lifted Mei up by the hand. "Sasuke, Sakura, this is my girlfriend, Mei Terumi, the Fifth Mizukage."

"Anyway, Mei, can we start on negotiations?" Naruto asked his girlfriend.

"As long as one of the conditions is that I get you for one week per month."

So guys, that's the newest chapter. So the poll is still ongoing, the results are;

Yugito Nii - 3

Hinata Hyuga - 2

Tenten - 1

Ayame - 1

Everyone Else - 0

As seen, I switched Ayame for Fu, considering that I made her a little sister figure to Naruto. In my opinion, Ayame is probably one of the very few good non-shinobi pairings. Anyway, sorry fro being so late, I hope that you guys are happy with this. Oh and Izumi is a female name I searched up and it kinda looked like Isobu, I had to change it, considering Isobu sound's like a dude's name. Yes, that tattoo meant that the Three-Tails and the Nine-Tails are sealed within Naruto, the how of it will be revealed later. Well, see you guys next time! EliteThrasher98 out.