Helloooo there ladies and gentleman! I know is a tad bit late to publish a new chapter. This is a shortie, but in my opinion is amusing. I clearly remember when I made the draft, I was in biology class thinking about AIDS and that stuff and this whole idea came to me!

Ssooo, I hope you laugh a bit :D

Hakuba Saguru felt slightly confused, sometimes Kuroba Kaito was the strangest of…creatures. Even though his odd behavior is common, Saguru never ceased to be amazed, besides, it´s a well known fact that since they met, the snobby brit introduced Kuroba in his own personal clinically insane category; and Hakuba knows about craziness, he likes to wander around dressed as Sherlock Holmes with a hawk on his shoulder after all.

"Aoko, does your mop has AIDS?" ( ew, I don´t want to know…)

Of course Hakuba can´t stop listening to the conversation, and no, he´s not snooping; it just happens that he´s near the extravagant couple of friends listening intently to their conversation while wondering what will happen next. It´s just for academical purposes, really.

Besides, Kuroba Kaito proposing marriage to a mop? That´s priceless.

"Of course not you disgusting baka!" The snobby detective would be highly pleased if he could just watch the scene, but, he needs to be conspicuous and sneaky, so he has to stay abnormally quiet while pretending to read another Sherlock Holmes novel for the…well, he has read it like one thousand four hundred and twelve times, right?

"If shame is an issue, we will bear with it" Hakuba so wanted to look at the thief´s face "your mop and me of course" Hakuba just raised an eyebrow.

"Kaito, it´s not that", that idiot, as if marrying a mop wasn´t preposterous.

"If it´s the law I can manage", Hakuba snorted, of course he can manage…by breaking it. A criminal will remain a criminal, smitten with a mop or not.

"No, it´s not the law, but that, is an issue", Kaito grinned stupidly, as if realizing what was his best friend´s true issue, Hakuba couldn´t help it if he shuddered, that magician (criminal!) is really creepy.

"Don´t worry, I won´t tell anyone you´re my friend", the blonde detective thought to himself " and please Kuroba, don´t tell a soul that you´re my acquaintance", he threw another sneaky glance and saw Aoko boiling and creepy Kuroba still grinning stupidly

"It´s not that either, you stupid magician"

"Then why can´t I marry it?"

Is he really asking that? Hakuba turns to his left to take a glimpse and watches Akako…fuming? Sometimes Saguru suspects that the witch has a crush on Kuroba, but to actually perceive a mop, Aoko´s mop nonetheless, as a threat. Right now, he is considering adding some new..erm, members to his personal insane category.

"Well, you see, Mop…"

"It is because I´m still a student, right?" so now Kuroba is shrieking like a mad lady. Wonderful.

"No Kaito! And stop interrupting me!"

"You´re not my owner, Aoko!"

"Maybe not, but I am Mop´s owner!"

What seemed a senseless joke turned out to be a steamy discussion. Deep inside of him (see? Hakuba does have a heart), Hakuba Saguru expects that Nakamori Aoko gives her best friend tha permission to marry her mop. But, it´s hopeless, Aoko will never get rid of her mop.

Kuroba took a few breaths and surprisingly calmed his stupid self. Well, he does want Aoko´s permission to marry that mop.

Really, the mop will be fine beating you senselessly Kuroba, there is no need to get your knickers in a twist, even though you don´t wear knickers.

"Really, Aoko, I´ll take care of your mop"

"Mop will be fine with or without you"

"Then, are you jealous?"

Now that made a bit of sense to Hakuba, If Nakamori-chan was jealous, then she would never hand out her precious mop.

"Why would I be?"

Hakuba threw another sneaky glance to the pair of teenagers, and saw how Kuroba looked at Nakamori-chan intently, trying to read her.

"Aoko, could it be…that you love me?"

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Forget being sneaky and cautious; Hakuba Saguru was giving them his full attention. Nakamori-chan and Kuroba were speechless, looking at each other's eyes. It felt as if the whole world was revolving around them, so silent, yet so peaceful. Until…

"Bakaito! You can´t marry Mop because he is male!

Hakuba was one of those polite people that never cursed or swear. Today, he stopped being one of those people.