SPENCER'S P.O.V
"Good afternoon"
I may have slept slightly longer than usual.
"Hey Zara"
"She's grumpy in the morning"
She's on the couch watching TV with Ashley.
"I could probably cheer her up"
"Ashley all you do is irritate me"
"Spencer that's not what you were saying last night"
"That doesn't mean I wasn't thinking it"
I walk over to the counter and start making a coffee.
"Spencer you're looking a little ginger this morning"
My back's throbbing and my shirt keeps sticking to me.
"I slept awkwardly"
"No you didn't"
"Okay Zara please explain what's wrong with me?"
"Ashley broke your vagina"
When she says that we all start laughing.
"Actually Ashley didn't really have that much of an effect on my vagina at all"
"Keep telling yourself that Spencer we both know the real story"
I'm not awake enough to handle Ashley.
"Spencer what happened to the whole no sleepover rule?"
What happened to Zara being my friend?
"Ashley being here has nothing to do with us fucking"
If she wasn't Kyla's sister I wouldn't have offered her a place to stay.
"She's here because she's Kyla's sister"
I don't do sleepovers because they complicate everything and the last thing I want right now is a complicated relationship.
"Speaking of Kyla where is she?"
"She crashed at that guys house"
"That's gross"
I couldn't agree with Ashley more.
Penis is gross and I have no idea why Kyla chooses it.
"Kyla really needs to start eating pussy"
"Spencer too far"
"Whatever Zara you were thinking the exact same thing"
I quickly finish making my coffee and sit down next to Zara.
"You hurt your back?"
"Zara I didn't hurt my back"
"You sat down awkwardly"
She's not going to shut up until I tell her what's wrong.
"Ashley got a little carried away and slammed me into the fridge"
When I say that they both start laughing.
"It was an accident"
"Spencer you always have the funniest stories"
"Zara i'm glad you find my pain amusing"
"How bad is it?"
So now she wants to be a caring friend?
"It's nothing"
"Let me see"
"No"
"Spencer show me your fucking back"
"Fuck off Zara"
This is how Zara and I are.
We'd do anything for eachother, but for an outsider looking in, it looks like we hate eachother.
"Ashley no more fucking Spencer"
She's laughing again.
"Yes ma'am"
"Come on Spencer just show me your back already"
It's only after I pull my top off that I remember i'm not wearing a bra.
"Nice rack"
"Zara you really need to get some action"
"Spence are you volunteering to help me out?"
She's like a sister to me so there's absolutely no chance Zara and I will ever hook up.
"Zara you couldn't handle me"
"You're probably right"
Sex with Zara would be weird.
"Get Ashley to help you out"
"What do you say Ashley?"
"I could probably squeeze you in Tuesday afternoon"
"I've got to wait four days?"
"Sorry Zara i'm really popular on the weekends"
That's hilarious.
"Actually I might be able to squeeze you in tonight after i'm done with Spencer she only takes a couple of minutes"
"Ashley she's never going to believe that"
I cringe when Zara spins me around.
"Damn Spence"
"What are you guys doing?"
Kyla's back.
"Spencer hurt her back"
I don't move as Kyla walks over to where we're sitting.
"Ouch what happened?"
"I bumped into the fridge"
"The one behind the bar?"
"Yer"
"That handle is in an awkward spot"
If Zara doesn't stop laughing i'm going to kick her ass.
"Zara seriously..."
I quickly put my shirt back on.
"What Spencer it's in an awkward spot?"
Now Ashley's laughing as well.
"Ashley what are you doing here?"
"Spencer let me crash on the couch"
"What happened to your hotel?"
"Termites"
She's quick.
"Ashley when I left you yesterday you were checking into a hotel"
"No I was going to check into a hotel"
"But you didn't?"
"Yer"
"You're an idiot"
"I love you to Ky"
She's such a smart ass.
"Ashley do you want me to help you find somewhere to stay this afternoon?"
"Nah i'm busy"
Sure she is.
"You're busy?"
"That's what I said"
"So you're just going to stay homeless?"
"Kyla it's fine she can just crash here until she sorts something else out"
I watch Ashley as she hops up.
"Anyway i've got to go"
"Ashley where are you going?"
"Ky I have people to see and places to be"
Where could she possibly have to go?
She only got here yesterday.
"Ashley?"
"Kyla was your friend a dud root?"
I want to laugh but Kyla looks pissed.
"No we didn't... No"
"Why are you so moody then?"
"I'm not"
"Sure you're not"
"Ashley you're so fucking irritating"
Now i'm laughing that's hilarious.
"Awww i've missed you to"
Ashley's right they do have an unsual relationship.
"Anyway i've got to go"
I look over at Kyla when she leaves.
"She's so fucking frustrating"
Clearly Kyla doesn't find it as funny as Zara and I do.
"Kyla what's your thoughts on one of your friends sleeping with your sister?"
"Why?"
I'm going to fucking kill her.
"Zara she's really not your type"
"Ky since when do I have a type?"
"You like nice girls"
"Your sister seems nice enough"
"She's annoying"
"Is that why you live on opposite sides of the country?"
"No I actually like having her around but she's annoying"
"So is she or isn't she off limits?"
"Zara you're one of my best friends so if you want to sleep with my sister you can sleep with my sister"
That's a relief.
"I don't want to sleep with her"
As if she doesn't.
"But Spencer kind of already did"
"Thanks for that Zara"
"You had sex with Ashley?"
"Ahhhh..."
This is awkward.
"Yer"
If Zara doesn't stop laughing i'm going to kick her ass.
"Be careful Spencer"
What's that meant to mean?
"Okay"
Maybe she should tell Ashley to be more careful.
I'm the one with the bruised back.
"I'm going to go shower"
When she leaves I elbow Zara in the ribs.
"Thanks for that"
"Spencer she would have been pissed if she had of found out later"
That's true.
"Anyway who cares about Kyla I want to here about Ashley"
Here we go.
"How was it?"
"Zara It was crazy"
"That good huh?"
"Better she's easily the hottest girl i've ever seen naked"
"Ever?"
"Ever"
"Did you two dirty up the bar?"
"No we dirtied up my office"
"Spencer you're my hero"
That's awesome.
"It's been a long time since someone had that kind of effect on me"
"Really?"
"Yer she has mad skills"
"Are you going to sleep with her again?"
"Probably she's easy"
"No shit you slept with her the first day you met her"
"Zara I meant easy going"
"So she's easy going and she's hot"
Exactly.
"Spencer she's the perfect girl for you"
"I know she wants what I want"
"And what exactly is that?"
"Nothing"
She's laughing again.
"She wants sex with no strings attached and when it's over she doesn't talk about her feelings"