SPENCER'S P.O.V
I've been watching Ashley for a while now.
Not in a creepy i'm obsessed with her kind of way.
More in a curious way.
"Hey"
"Hi can I get you something?"
This girl's kind of cute.
"Spencer you don't remember me do you?"
Shit.
"Yer of course I do"
Did she just roll her eyes at me?
"You're..."
What's a common girls name?
"You're Sarah"
"Close"
"Sally?"
When she shakes her head I know I'm wrong again.
"Sophie?"
"Ding ding you get a prize"
I like prizes.
"Sorry I'm just really bad with names"
"We hooked up a couple of months back"
It's slowly coming back to me.
"Roadhouse?"
"Yer"
"How have you been?"
"Spencer do you really care?"
"Sophie I wouldn't have asked if I didn't"
"Okay well I've been good and you?"
"Things are going well"
This is awkward.
"Can I get you something to drink?"
"Yer i'll just grab a beer"
I quickly walk over to the fridge and grab a beer.
"Here"
"How much do I owe you?"
"It's on the house"
"Thanks"
"No problem"
I'm hoping if I just give her a free beer she'll leave.
"I'll see you around"
"Yer"
I'm incredibly relieved when she leaves.
"Who's that?"
"Zara that would be Sophie"
"Who's Sophie?"
"Apparantly we hooked up a couple of months ago"
"Owww Spencer did you just have one of those awkward moments where you don't remember your one night stand?"
"I did"
"You've got to hate when that happens"
I really do.
"When did she get back?"
"When did who get back?"
"Ashley?"
"I don't know Zara like half an hour ago why?"
"Who's that girl she's talking to?"
She's has her back to me so I have no idea who it is.
"I have no idea"
What's with her sudden interest in Ashley?
"Hi what can I get you?"
"Your number"
"Does that ever work?"
Guy's are so lame.
"You'd be surprised"
I really would.
"So what do you say?"
"Do you have a vagina?"
When I say that Zara starts laughing.
"I didn't have one last time I checked"
"Then i'm going to have to say no"
I start wiping the bar near where he's standing.
"Are you serious?"
"Yer"
"You're gay?"
I thought he was asking if I was seriously saying no.
"I think most girls that like vagina are"
Now he's laughing as well.
"Sorry I didn't mean to be an ass about it"
"It's fine"
"I should probably just order my drink and be on my way"
"You're fine"
"Can we please start again?"
"I suppose"
"Hi can I grab something to drink?"
That's pretty funny.
"Sure what can I get you?"
"A Vodka Red Bull"
I quickly grab the bottle of vodka and start making his drink.
"So are you from the city?"
"No i'm actually here visiting from L.A"
What's with everyone being from L.A?
"Are you by yourself?"
"No there's a group of us here"
"Sounds fun"
I'm losing interest now.
"There you go"
"How much do I owe you?"
"Nine dollars"
I watch him as he pulls out his wallet.
"Keep the change"
"Thanks"
When he leaves I look over at Zara.
"That's why I fuck girls"
"Spencer do yourself a favour and kiss me"
Where did she even come from?
"Fuck off Ashley"
"Spencer you've got like fifteen seconds to kiss me"
She must be really drunk.
"Trust me Spencer you want this to happen"
She's so weird.
"What I want is for you to be less annoying"
"Fucking kiss me before that bitch over there figures out I was lying"
Now i'm curious.
"Ashley what did you lie about?"
"Kiss me"
"What did you lie about?"
"Spencer please just kiss me"
I lean across the bar gently pressing my lips against hers.
"Now what did you fucking lie about?"
"There's a girl that's been hitting on me for like fifteen minutes and she wouldn't take no for answer"
"Ashley i'm surprised you ever give no as an answer"
"Spencer look at me i'm hot"
That's true.
"And being hot means I can fuck hot chicks and that chicks alright looking but she has an annoying personality"
"So Ashley just don't talk to her when you're doing the deed"
"Or I could just tell her to get fucked and hook up with a hot chick"
"You could do that as well"
"Spencer we should fuck again"
"No thanks Ashley I have other options"
I grab the scrumbled up handful of napkins from behind the bar and show her the numbers i've been given.
"Not bad Spencer"
I watch her as she pulls out all these torn up pieces of paper.
"Spencer it looks like we both have options"
I lean forward so my lips are next to her ear.
"Ashley did you just tell that girl I was your girlfriend?"
"Is that a problem?"
"I don't do girlfriends"
"What about fake girlfriends?"
I can do fake girlfriends.
"Ashley are you asking me to be your fake girlfriend?"
"Yer"
"Well ask me"
"Spencer can you please be my fake girlfriend?"
"No"
She's laughing but i'm being serious.
"Come on help a friend out"
"Ashley we're not friends"
"Oh that's right I forgot"
We're definately going to fuck again.
But i'm not going to make it easy on her.
"You're friends with my sister"
"Exactly"
"Spencer we're going to fuck again and when we do you're going to be begging me to be your friend"
"We'll see about that"
When she walks away I look over at Zara.
"Can I please watch?"
"Shut up Zara and get back to work"
"Spencer?"
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
I'm not interested.