SPENCER'S P.O.V
"Ashley's got game"
"I know i'm impressed"
She rocked up with Kyla fifteen minutes ago and some girl approached her straight away.
"Could that girl be anymore obvious?"
They're leaning on the bar and the girl she's talking to keeps stroking her arm.
"Probably she could let Ashley touch her boobs"
"Spencer do you not find this weird?"
"Zara why would I find it weird?"
"The girl you've been fucking is about to hook up with some chick right in front of you"
"I know i'm so proud of her"
She's laughing.
"Come on Zara how long have you known me?"
"Too long"
"Ashley's fucking hot..."
It's probably best I don't finish that sentence.
"Sorry Kyla"
I forgot she was here.
"What are you two up to?"
I really don't think Kyla wants to know what we're talking about.
"We're watching that..."
Does Zara really need to point?
"I don't know how Ashley does it?"
"Spencer does"
"Zara I really don't want to hear about my sister and one of my best friends hooking up"
I thought she was okay with everything.
"Ky if you're not okay with Ashley and I hooking up i'll stop"
"You'd stop hooking up with her for me?"
"Yer of course I would"
Kyla's a good friend of mine and the last thing I want to do is cause any problems between us.
"Spencer I don't care if you hook up with my sister"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive I actually think you two should start dating"
When she says that Zara and I both start laughing.
"Kyla that's not going to happen"
"I know Spencer you both don't do relationships"
What did she say it like that for?
"Exactly"
"They're coming over"
"Zara quit nudging me"
Ashley's bringing her girl over.
"This should be interesting"
"Hey babe"
Great i'm being recruited as the fake girlfriend again.
"Hey"
She's staring at me.
"Sorry i'm late"
I could be a bitch and bust her for lying.
But i'm in a good mood so i'll play along.
"It's alright babe I didn't even notice you weren't here"
When I say that Kyla and Zara start laughing.
"You're mad?"
She really needs to just start telling girls she's not interested.
"No i'm really not"
She moves so she's sitting next to me.
"Well either way I'm sorry"
I'm not surprised when she leans across and starts moving her lips against mine.
"Okay you two she's gone"
I pull back the second Zara says she's gone.
"Hello everyone"
She's ridiculous.
"Ashley you're a horrible person"
"I love you to Ky"
"Why didn't you just tell the poor girl you weren't interested?"
That's what I would have done.
"Ky I tried to tell her twice but she wouldn't listen"
Why's she staring at me?
"Sorry about that babe"
She thinks she's so funny.
"Ashley if you call me babe one more time i'm going to stand on this table and dump your ass in front of everyone"
"Babe that's a brilliant idea"
She's such a smart ass.
"Imagine how many girls would offer me pity sex"
That's true.
"Go on Spencer get up there"
I was only joking there's no way i'd ever do that.
"Ashley you're lucky i'm an understanding person"
"Okay I'm sorry"
Did she really just apologise?
"Spencer I shouldn't have made you my fake girlfriend again but..."
She leans across so her lips are touching my ear.
"She was annoying and she wanted me to do things with her that I really didn't want to do"
Her breathe's tickling my ear.
"So Spencer I owe you and if you ever need me to be your fake girlfriend or you want your pussy licked or your clitoris touched"
Did I hear that right?
"Ashley did you really just say clitoris?"
She's laughing.
"I did is this your drink?"
"Yer"
"Do you mind?"
She's going to drink it either way so it doesn't really matter what I say.
"Ashley would you care if I did?"
"Probably"
I watch her as she takes a sip of my drink.
"Thanks"
"No Ashley thank you for drinking most of my drink"
I quickly grab my drink off her and finish what's left.
"You need to move"
"Where are you going?"
"To the bar"
"I'll come with you"
"Ashley I don't need an escort"
When she hops up I quickly slide out of the booth.
"Spencer I want a drink and I owe you one so i'm coming"
"Alright Ashley calm down"
She's so hot when she's grinning.
"Let's go"
When we get to the bar she starts staring again.
"Ashley you really need to stop staring"
"Let's go make out in the toilets"
Now i'm laughing.
"Ashley as tempting as that offer was i'm going to have to say no"
"Come on Spencer don't act like you don't want to"
"Ashley I'm not acting I really don't want to"
"Hi what can I get you?"
"Two beers and two tequila shots"
Is she trying to get me wasted?
"Let's have a drink off"
"Why?"
"Spencer I want to go make out in the bathroom but you're being stubborn"
"How's the drink off going to help?"
"If I win you have to come to the bathroom with me and if I lose the ball's in your court"
"Alright"
I spend five nights a week standing behind a bar.
So there's absolutely no chance she's going to win this bet.
"Here"
"Are we going the beer or the tequila first?"
"Tequila"
She's so confident she's going to win.
"Cheers"
The second her shot glass touches mine I quickly down the Tequila.
"Not bad Spencer"
"Ashley I own a bar"
"Have I bitten off more than I can chew?"
She definately has.
"We'll see"
"Cheers"
When she passes me the beer I quickly touch my bottle against hers.
"Cheers"
I'm impressed she's drinking her beer alot quicker than I thought she would.
But the more I drink the more I realise I don't want to win.
So I slow down and wait for her to finish.
"I guess we're going to the bathroom"
I'll let her have this moment.
"Lead the way"
I follow her as she walks into the bathroom.
"Spencer i'm pretty disappointed"
I playfully shove her into the first stall.
"Ashley you only won because I wanted you to win"
She's smiling.
"So wipe that smug look off your face and let's get on with this"