The teams were falling from the skies as they were trying to land at their first destination. Nazz was doing acrobatic moves in the air before opening her parachute. Others like Peach, Daisy, Homer, Bart, Kitty and Dudley opened their parachutes normally. Ashley just flew down and stayed silent. Eventually, everyone landed on a soft rocky ground.

Homer: Wow! Warm heat. Anyone know where we are?
Sponge Bob: (looks around then gasps) I know! We're in….we're in…
Bart: Where are we? Spit it out!
Sponge Bob: Texas!

[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Texas! A place where the folk run wild with countryside farms and rocking rodeos! Teams must make their way to this large stadium to reach their first challenge.
[END DESCRIPTION]

Mordecai: Look! The Don Box! (runs and gets the first tip) Make your way to the massive stadium over the hills and find the next Don Box.

The teams got their tips and began to run to the stadium. Brain runs on all fours to gain speed with Stewie clinging onto him as they take the lead. The others are nearby until a purple car zooms by. It was revealed that Dick Dastardly and Mutley were the ones inside it.

[CONFESSIONAL: Dick Dastardly & Mutley]
Dastardly: Even in a different country, we've got our car which gives us an advantage. It's sneaky but effective.
Mutley snickers.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Dastardly and Mutley arrive at the stadium first. Mutley got the tip from the Don Box and ran back to Dastardly.

Dastardly: Nice job. (reads the tip) It's a Botch or Watch. Appears to be a challenge that only one of us has to do. 'Brace yourself with a bull!' What the?

Don: (riding on a bucking bull) Indeed! A Botch or Watch is a challenge that only one team member has to do. In this case, one team member must ride a bull and impress the crowd. (the crowd cheers at Don's performance as he gets off) Once they've got the crowd cheering, the team that member is on can exit the building and find the next tip outside the back entrance. (the bull smashes Don through the back entrance) Ow! This wasn't part of the demonstration! If the crowd doesn't cheer, then team members have to try again at some point.

Dastardly: Alright! I'll do it! (gets on top of a bull in the rodeo) This shouldn't be hard.

The bull began to buck and sent Dick Dastardly out of the arena in 2 seconds.

Dastardly: MUTLEY! HELP ME!
Mutley snickers as he runs out of the stadium looking for Dastardly.

The other teams managed to reach the stadium and got the tips and they just managed to see Dastardly fly out of the arena and land in a lake.

[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Dexter: Wow. That had to hurt.
Mandark: This challenge must be hard then.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Eddy: (reading the tip) Bull riding?
Ed: Oh goodie goodie!
Eddy: Then that means YOU'LL be riding the bull lumpy!
Chowder: Cool! I'll do this one.
Rigby: Bull riding? Yeah, you're doing this one Mordecai.
Mordecai: Whatever.
Ashley: This could be fun?
Daisy: Are you sure you want to do this Peach?
Peach: It's a new experience. Besides, others make it look fun and cute.
Daisy: Huh?
Peach: look!

Both girls and others saw G.I.R riding the bull and laughing all the time.

Peach: Aw!
Daisy: That IS sort of cute.
Rosalina: What a sweet display.

The crowd cheered for G.I.R as he was still riding the bull.

Zim: G.I.R! That's enough! You got the crowd to cheer so let's go!
G.I.R: Aw! But that was fun! (gets off the bull) Ok then!
Zim: Quickly! To the next tip!
The two run off outside the stadium.

[CONFESSIONAL: Zim & G.I.R]
Zim: We are here to win. Not to wow the other teams.
G.I.R: But we need to make friends!
Zim: You can make friends if you like but focus on the game.
G.I.R: Ok.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Other team members start riding the bull. Ed was laughing all the time. Dastardly kept getting kicked off but eventually managed to make the crowd cheer. Nazz, Rhythm Girl and Peach were riding around in a circle.

[CONFESSIONA: Peach& Daisy]
Peach: That was fun. And seeing that little robot was cute.
Daisy: Uh huh. But don't lose focus. We're here to win.
Peach: Right.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Dr Doofenshmirtz and Sponge Bob were riding around and hanging onto the bulls while wearing cowboy hats. Edd was clinging on very tightly and Chowder was bouncing up and down.

[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Riding on that bull was most terrifying.
Squidward: You got the crowd cheering though.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Waluigi was watching from backstage as Wario was riding the bull. However, Waluigi was focusing on Rosalina who was riding a different bull. The crowd cheered and Rosalina somersaulted over the Wario and his bull and landed at the exit. Waluigi's eyes widened.

[SOLO CONFESSIONAL – WALUIGI]
Waluigi: Woah. That space girl was awesome! But Wario and the others don't need to know that.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Ashley was just sitting like a statue on her bull as she went around the arena. Toon Link was riding it with ease. Stewie was laughing while he was riding and so was Mabel. Plankton, Dudley and TJ Snapper were riding around like mad. Homer was screaming while riding the bull.

[CONFESSIONAL: Homer & Bart]
Homer: That was intense but I pulled through it.
Bart: Yes. Screaming like a baby all the way.
Homer: Why you little! (strangles Bart)
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Carl and Mandark were going around in circles.

Mandark: T-T-This isn't m-my kind of s-sport!
Carl: But you a-are doing ok so far!

[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Mandark: That Carl fellow seems ok. Maybe we could form an alliance.
Dexter: Maybe.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Heavy Weapons Guy was taking this like a pro and Yumi and Reporter finished at the same time. Everyone managed to finish the first challenge as Zim and G.I.R got their next tip outside the stadium.

Zim: (reading the tip) Make your way to the Blaze Burn Farm over the hill to find the next Don Box with your next tip. Let's roll!

The teams were running across the hills as Zim and G.I.R reached the farm along with Dastardly and Mutley in their purple car.

Zim: (grabs the tip) We've got to make a pyramid of haystacks.
G.I.R: (looks at the tip) Ooh! An All In challenge!

Don; (Standing outside a pile of haystacks) An All In requires both team members to participate. Our teams must grab haystacks from this barn and pile them into the shape of a pyramid. Once they've done that, they must race to the chill zone at the top of that hill. They must race fast, because the last team to arrive WILL be cut from the race.

Dastardly: (looks over the hills and sees the other teams) The others are getting close. We need a distraction. And I have a plan!

Moments later, Dastardly and Mutley were at a ranch with some bull safely stored away. They planned to release the bulla which will send the competition running away. Mutley is hiding behind a rock with a rope attached to the lock. Dastardly was looking at the other side of the rock watching the other teams.

Dastardly: Alright Mutley. When I give the signal, you pull the rope which will release the lock and send the bulls rushing outside and sending our opponents away. Ready? NOW!

Mutley pulled the rope….but the lock didn't open and the other teams ran by.

Dastardly: Oh come on! Everything was planned! What went wrong!?

Dastardly kicked the gate with the lock and it opened. The bulls inside growled and Dastardly ran away screaming with the bulls running after him.

Dastardly: MUTLEY! HELP ME!

Mutley snickered and kept snickering until Dastardly's arm stretched out and hit Mutley's head making Mutley groan.

The teams gathered haystacks with Zim and G.I.R in the lead. Zim was stacking and G.I.R was bouncing on one of the haystacks.

Zim: G.I.R! Stop that. We need to win!
G.I.R: The hay is soft! Soft like bread!
Peach, Rosalina and Daisy were watching the scene while stacking.
Peach: They are complete opposites but make a great and funny team.
Rosalina: I wonder what they had to put up with?
Daisy: Cute, but we need to finish this.
Waluigi: Want us to help?

The girls looked behind them and saw Waluigi with his arms behind his back and Wario nearby resting against a pyramid of haystacks.

Daisy: You want to help US? And how did you finish so fast?

[CONFESSIONAL: Waluigi & Wario]
Waluigi: When you've dealt with stacking TONS of money, challenges like this are a walk in the park.
Wario: Super easy! I could do it in my sleep! One question though. Why do you want us to help those two prissy princesses, that star creature and that space princess?
Waluigi: (darts his eyes and sweats a bit) No reason. Just trying to show we can be friendly too.
Wario: (confused) Uh, okay.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: What's the deal with those two wanting to help willingly? It's so unlike them!
Peach: True, but we could form a three team alliance.
Daisy: Hmmm…
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Daisy: Fine. You can help us and we can help each other along the way. We form a three team alliance?
Waluigi: Sure thing. Let's get stacking.
Rosalina: I'll grab some haystacks. Come along Luma.
Luma: Yes mama.
Waluigi: I'll bring some as well.
Waluigi walks off with Rosalina and Luma as the two humans began chatting. Daisy, Peach and Wario were looking confused and intrigued.

Don: As an alliance is formed, more teams are getting closer to finishing the stacking challenge.

Sponge Bob chucks a set of haystacks to Patrick who catches them and stacks them up. Red transformed into his wand form and Ashley used it to levitate the haystacks and pile them up. Homer was stacking and sweating. Schnitzel was working hard and stacking with ease.

Dastardly was still running away being chased by bulls. Mutley was running behind and snickering the whole time.

Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and Luma were the first group of people to arrive at the first chill zone.

Don: Wario and Waluigi! You two are the first team to arrive! Peach and Daisy! You're in 2nd place! Rosalina and Luma! 3rd!

Wario and Waluigi high fived each other. Peach and Daisy raised their fists in the air and Rosalina just clapped her hands together with Luma spinning around the others.

Don: First place is gone and it's a race to NOT be in last place as more teams finish the second challenge.

Schnitzel puts the last haystack in his pile.

Schnitzel: Rada!

Chowder: Alright! To the chill zone!

Ashley finishes her pile and Red transforms back into his devil form and the two run off to the chill zone. Homer manages to place the last of his and Bart's haystacks in a pyramid. Other teams finish as well and run off. Chowder and Schnitzel arrive at the chill zone.

Don: Chowder and Schnitzel! You are in 4th place!

Chowder: Alright!
Schnitzel: Rada!

Two more sets of teams arrive.

Don: Ashley and Red! 5th place!

Red: Yes!
Ashley: Whatever.

Don: Homer and Bart. 6th place!

The two high five each other and cheer.

[CONFESSIONAL: Homer & Bart]
Homer: Alright! 6th place isn't so bad! We just need to keep up our game!
Bart: And the million dollar prize is ours!
[END CONFESSIONAL]

More teams appear onscreen in pictures.

7th! [Toon Link & Villager]
8th! [Dipper & Mabel]
9th! [Kitty & Dudley]
10th! [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
11th! [Ed & Eddy]
12th! [Reporter & Wrestler]
13th! [Edd & Squidward]
14th! [Zim & G.I.R]
15th! [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
16th! [Ami & Yumi]
17th! [Kevin & Nazz]
18th! [Mordecai & Rigby]
19th! [Dexter & Mandark]
20th! [Mona & TJ Snapper]
21st! [Stewie & Brian]
22nd! [MC Adore & Rhythm Girl]
23rd! [Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
24th! [Johnny Bravo & Carl]

Don: And Plankton and Mr Krabs arrive in 25th place!
Plankton: 25th!?
[CONFESSIONAL: Mr Krabs & Plankton]
Plankton: Second to last place!? We need to be up in 1st place!
Mr Krabs: We need a plan.
Plankton: Or we need to sabotage the challenges.
Mr Krabs: I like this idea.
[END CONFESSIONAL]

Dastardly and Mutley arrive at the chill zone. Dastardly looked out of breath and Mutley finished his snickering.

Don: Attempting to push back the other teams was a crafty idea but it made you arrive last. I'm sorry but this is where the race ends for you.

Dastardly: (in a sad tone) Aw.

[ELIMINATION RECAP]

A series of clips of Dastardly and Mutley in the race were shown passing by onscreen.

Dastardly: We should be sad and angry but we kind of expected this outcome. I mean we've tried our best in sneaky antics and still came last in every race we've been in.

Mutley snickered.

Dastardly: But it was fun never the less.

The two were shown walking over the hills of Texas.

Dastardly: let's sign up for the next Wacky Race Mutley my friend.

Mutley gives him a thumbs up.

Dastardly: Oh and on the way, watch out for any bulls. I never want to see another one again.

[END RECAP]

END OF EPISODE

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