Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race CC Style! 26 teams took off in the first part of our insane race and entered Texas. They rode bulls around a stadium and piled haystacks into pyramids. It appears that Waluigi admires Rosalina and her skills in the competition resulting in a three team alliance being formed. Only one team had to be cut from the race and it was Dastardly and Mutley whose sneaky antics backfired on them as usual making Dastardly run with the bulls. What will happen next? Let's see what madness unfolds with this…THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CC STYLE!
Don: We're back in Texas where last week winners, Wario and Waluigi, are the first to receive a tip.
Wario and Waluigi ran up to the Don Box and Wario pressed it and got the tip.
Wario: (reading the tip) Make your way over the left hill and find a underground passage. Head down there to reach the next world.
The two ran off as more teams got their tips from the Don Box.
[CONFESSIONAL: Waluigi & Wario]
Wario: We've made a great impression coming in first!
Waluigi: And with our alliance with the other girls and Luma, we're an unstoppable force.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
As the last group of teams got their tips, Wario and Waluigi were the first to arrive at the underground passage. Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and Luma arrived moments later.
Wario: Wow. No ladder or any ropes. Do we just jump down there?
Peach: That doesn't seem safe.
Daisy: I'm game. (jumps down the hole) Wheeeee!
Peach: Typical Daisy.
Rosalina: Quickly. We must follow her.
Waluigi: Right behind you.
Rosalina jumps into the hole with Waluigi behind her.
Peach: Wow. Our friends are crazy at times.
Wario: I hear that.
The two jump into the hole.
Don: All of the teams are travelling down the passageway ready to enter the next part of the race. It'll take a while to reach the other side.
Everyone did their own thing as the teams were travelling down the passageway. Zim had his arms crossed as G.I.R was squealing and flipping. Johnny Bravo was looking into a mirror the whole time. Ashley remained silent. Toon Link had his fists raised in the air. Sponge Bob and Patrick were laughing all the way and Mona and TJ Snapper were taking pictures of the passage way.
Everyone landed inside a blue and white underground base. Most team members moaned as they got up and rubbed their heads and looked around the environment they were standing in.
Dexter: Looks like a secret underground base.
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Welcome to the underground Blaze in Texas. This place is filled with tight security, observant workers and powerful technology. (Stands outside a series of doors) Teams will make their way to this room full of doors and locate this Don Box to get their next tip.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Dexter and Mandark took the lead as the gang headed down a dark hallway and entered the room full of doors.
Kevin: Woah. So many doors!
Ami: Where do they lead to?
Sponge Bob: Only one way to find out! (finds the Don Box and gets the tip from it) It's an all in! Door to Door.
Don: (standing against screenshots of the hallways beyond the door) For this all in challenge, teams must race through the doors and get past the security systems. Once they've done that, they'll make their way to the main section of the base where the people and the technology are found and the next Don Box is in there.
Mordecai: Alright! Through the doors!
The teams ran through the doors in groups.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kitty & Dudley]
Kitty: Getting past security systems? Ha! This part of the race is in the bag!
Dudley: Kitty can get a little competitive at times.
Kitty: No I don't!
Dudley: Ok, you don't. (mouths 'she does' to the cameras)
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Edd, Squidward, Reporter, Wrestler, Ed and Eddy ended up in a hallway together. They came across a series of lasers low on the ground and close together forming laser walls.
Ed: Cool! Shiny lasers of doom!
Reporter: Is he a comic fan?
Eddy: Yep. How'd you guess?
Reporter: Being a reporter has made me become more sharp with my deduction skills. I'm a pro at seeing anything.
Wrestler: Except when it comes to love.
Reporter: Wrestler!
Eddy: So she can't see love?
Wrestler: Nope. She just need to find someone.
Reporter: Stop saying things like that! I've got too much work to do. That's why I don't fancy anyone. And I probably never will. (looks sad now)
Squidward: Sorry to interrupt, but how do we get past these lasers?
Eddy: (looks past the lasers and notices a fuse box) Look! That box must control the lasers! But how are going to get to it? Ed can't barge through the lasers without being zapped by them.
Ed: (touches a laser and gets burned) Owie!
Edd: Leave it to me Eddy!
Eddy: What can you do Sockhead? You need to be a super athlete to get past those athletes!
Edd: I'm not a super athlete, but I'm a man who doesn't give up. Watch and be surprised.
Edd lowered his back which made his head almost touch the floor. He walked under the beams in the style of limbo and after that, he side stepped through the wall of lasers and reached the fuse box. The others had their jaws open.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Sockhead actually showed off some moves for once? That's never been shown before!
Ed: Double D was awesome! Like a secret spy!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: I might be weak in general, but my constant reading and free time allows me to be skilled at challenges that are not just based on strength.
Squidward: You did great out there. I'm glad we formed our team.
Edd: I'm glad too.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Wrestler: That kid has some skill. Never expected that.
Reporter: It was….good. But it'll take more than skill to impress me.
Wrestler: Are you starting to like him?
Reporter: (blushes) No! I bet he's not as smart as he looks.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Edd got up to the fuse box and opened it. It was filled with wires connecting to plug sockets. He began to switch the wires at a rapid pace and once he finished, he stood back.
Edd: There we go. The sequence has been changed and the new current flowing through the circuit will be the complete opposite from before causing an overload of energy.
Sparks emitted from the fuse box as it exploded. The lasers disappeared. Reporter's eyes widened as she blushed a bit.
Edd: Success! Quickly fellow friends! Let us venture onward and make our way to the chill zone!
Ed, Eddy, Squidward and Wrestler followed Edd towards a nearby exit. Reporter was standing still in shock.
Wrestler: Reporter! Are you coming?
Reporter: (snaps back into reality) Uh…COMING! (runs up to the others)
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: REPORTER]
Reporter: (fanning herself rapidly) He's smart! He's determined! He's elegant and kind hearted! I-I-I-I LOVE HIM! (realises what she said) Oh no. I LOVE him! (faints)
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Johnny Bravo, Carl, Mona and TJ Snapper were looking at a hallway of pure white light being fired from diamonds on the wall.
Johnny Bravo: Wow. Shiny and gorgeous. Just like me. (touches a diamond but it burns his hand) Yeouch! Too hot to handle!
Mona: Those diamonds are producing hot light. We need to deflect the beams.
Johnny Bravo: (Now holding a mirror) Smart chick. Want to hang out with this irresistible thing sometime?
Mona: No way.
Mona pushes Johnny Bravo onto the ground. His mirrors lines up with a beam of light, deflecting it and destroying a diamond.
TJ Snapper: Nice thinking. We can use our camera lens as mirrors and deflect the beams.
Mona and TJ Snapper got their cameras and deflected the beams and destroyed the diamonds.
[CONFESSIONAL: Johnny Bravo & Carl]
Johnny Bravo: I produced the idea. Those two should thank us.
Carl: You're just mad about ANOTHER lady rejecting you.
Johnny Bravo: Shut up!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Mr Krabs and Plankton fell out of a ceiling air vent and landed inside a massive room filled with scientists at work and deactivated robots inside glass cells. Both of them had lots of cuts on their clothes and in this case, Plankton's mech suit.
Plankton: Look. The Don Box. We're in first place!
[CONFESSIONAL: Mr Krabs & Plankton]
Plankton: We ran into a lot of sawblades when we went through the door.
Mr Krabs: But we're tough so they didn't slow us down.
Plankton: Now it's time to stop the others!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Mr Krabs: (gets the tip from the Don Box) another all in. Sneak through the base and locate the exit ladder. Climb out of the base to reach the chill zone.
Plankton: Alright. Let's leave a little distraction!
Plankton goes over to the glass cells and breaks them open which activates the robots. Mr Krabs and Plankton run away to the exit ladder as other teams arrive. The robots go on a rampage and try to attack the other teams.
Homer: Aah!
Kevin: Woah!
Tycho: Oh god.
Ami: RUN!
Everyone ran around the base with the scientists trying to stop the robots. Kevin was smashing them with a baseball bat while Nazz was kicking them with deadly kicks. Other teams like MC Adore and Rhythm Girl were running away. Carl was trying to dodge attacks.
Carl: Johnny! Can you help me? Johnny Bravo?
Carl saw Johnny Bravo talking to several female scientists and getting hurt in several places after each attempt to flirt with them. But that didn't stop Johnny Bravo as he walked off to find some more scientists.
Carl: Oh god. Get back here Johnny!
Carl ran off to get Johnny Bravo back.
Ashley was ducking away from the robots who were trying to blast her.
Ashley: Red! A little help here!
Red was about to transform into his wand form but was smacked into a wall by one of the robots.
Ashley: Red!
A robot grabbed Ashley's arm and held her in a grip. She tried to escape but was stuck as the robot prepared to fire at her.
SLASH!
The robot was slashed into two halves and Ashley was released. She fell onto the ground and groaned as she looked up and saw Toon Link offering a hand as he put his sword away.
Toon Link: You okay?
Ashley: (grabbed his hand and got up) You…..saved me?
Toon Link: I always should help a nice girl out.
Ashley: ….Thanks.
Toon Link: No problem. Villager! Is that other guy okay?
Villager helped Red back up and gave a thumbs up sign.
Toon Link: Let's go to the chill zone together.
Ashley: …sure.
The four ran to the exit ladder with Ashley slightly behind so none of them could see her face. And for the first time in ages…..Ashley smiled.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Red: Those two were awesome! They saved us! Maybe we could form an alliance.
Ashley: (in a happy mood) That sounds delightful.
Red: (his eyes widened) Ashley? Are you okay? You're acting so different. So….happy.
Ashley: (pulls Red into a hug) Everything's starting to get better than expected!
Red: She's HAPPY? ACTUALLY HAPPY!? SOMETHING'S WRONG!
Ashley: (giggles) Nothing is wrong little Red.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kitty and Dudley quickly destroyed their robot opponents. Mordecai and Rigby used steel pipes to beat their robots into pieces. Dexter and Mandark electrocuted their robots with electricity guns. Wario smashed some robots along with Schnitzel. An explosion occurred as everyone looked and saw Heavy firing his mini-gun and Mabel was firing rockets from a bazooka.
Mabel: Destruction to all ROBOTS!
Heavy: We are killers! Hahahahahahaha!
The two finished off all the other robots.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy Weapons Guy: Today, We win with power!
Tycho: How can that little girl fire a bazooka!?
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dipper & Mabel]
Dipper: Do I even want to ask where you got that bazooka from?
Mabel: I was the goddess of fatalities!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Mr Krabs and Plankton exited the base and came out of a hole and arrived in a desert. They saw the chill zone and stepped onto it.
Don: Welcome rivals! You're the first team to arrive!
Mr Krabs: Yes!
Plankton: Victory!
Don: Not so fast. Victory ISN'T yours because you have a 30 minute penalty!
A 30:00 appeared onscreen in a giant clock form.
Plankton: A penalty? We arrived here fair and square!
Don: Your task was to SNEAK through the base. Setting off a bunch of savage robots is TOO extreme! Step aside.
Plankton: Whatever! The other teams are probably getting beaten up back there.
Kitty and Dudley arrive at the chill zone.
Plankton: What the?
Don: T.U.F.F agents! You are in 1st place.
[CONFESSIONAL: Kitty & Dudley]
Kitty: Yes! First place!
Dudley: Great news for us!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The poker players and mystery twins arrive next.
Don: Heavy and Tycho! 2nd place! Dipper and Mabel! 3rd!
Heavy: Yes!
Dipper: Nice!
Tycho: Sweet!
Mabel: Yeah!
The Eds, Squidward, Reporter and Wrestler arrived on the scene.
Don: Ed and Eddy! 4thplace! Edd and Squidward take 5th and Reporter and Wrestler are in 6th place!
The penalty reaches a halfway point at 15:00 as more teams appear on screen in close up pictures.
7th! [Kevin & Nazz]
8th! [Zim & G.I.R]
9th! [Ashley & Red]
10th! [Toon Link & Villager]
11th! [Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
12th! [Rosalina & Luma]
13th! [Peach & Daisy]
14th! [Wario & Waluigi]
15th! [Chowder & Schnitzel]
Mr Krabs and Plankton's penalty was in the last 8 minutes.
16th! [Homer & Bart]
17th! [Ami & Yumi]
18th! [Mona & TJ Snapper]
19th! [Stewie & Brian]
20th! [MC Adore & Rhythm Girl]
21st! [Mordecai & Rigby]
22nd! [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
23rd! [Dexter & Mandark]
DING!
Don: Mr Krabs and Plankton! Your penalty is up and it looks like you're the last team to arrive.
Mr Krabs and Plankton looked very angry and were ready to attack Don but the three men saw Carl drag Johnny Bravo to the chill zone with Johnny Bravo looking beaten up.
Don: Well it looks like you two are still in the game. 24th place!
[CONFESSIONAL: Mr Krabs & Plankton]
Mr Krabs: Second to last place again!
Plankton: They need to learn to accept our genius ways or they'll ALL pay.
Mr Krabs: Give it one more chance. If we get another penalty, then it's time to take action!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Carl. Johnny Bravo. You two are the last to arrive. I'm sorry but you are out of the race.
Carl: Dang it.
Johnny Bravo: (regaining consciousness) Ugh. Sorry my antics cost us the race.
Carl: I expected this to happen. Don't worry about it though.
The two high fived each other.
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Johnny Bravo & Carl]
A series of clips featuring Johnny Bravo and Carl flew by onscreen.
Carl: Leaving the show is lame but we did our best despite other getting into character too much.
Johnny Bravo: We didn't go home first so that's some relief.
Carl: Yeah. I guess you're right.
Johnny Bravo: Let's just get back to our usual shenanigans.
The two are walking through the base.
Johnny Bravo: Man this place looks horrible.
The female scientists appear with weapons making Johnny Bravo and Carl run away screaming with the scientists chasing them.
Carl: Basic shenanigans folks!
END OF EPISODE
Next: Mexican Mash Up
