Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Our teams went to the bottom of the ocean and entered Bikini Bottom. Sponge Bob and Patrick had the home field advantage as the teams caught jellyfish and rocked it out in the sand stadium. The undersea best friends took first place but one of the most intense moments ever took place when Plankton and Mr Krabs piloted a mechanical monster and almost destroyed the whole show until Edd became the hero by using his melodies on his specially designed guitar and made the business rivals' robot fall to pieces. With Mr Krabs and Plankton out of the race, it's anyone's game. Let's move on with today's instalment of…. THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFT STYLE!
Don: We're backing under the sea in Bikini Bottom where Sponge Bob and Patrick, last week's winners, are the first to get a tip from the Don Box.
Sponge Bob: (gets the tip and reads it) Ok. Make your way to the graveyard and find a stone temple with the Flying Dutchman's face.
Patrick: Flying Dutchman? Graveyard?
[CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Sponge Bob: Scary scenarios. Not one of our best advantages.
Patrick: But ghosts are cool though.
Sponge Bob: We're still READY to win this thing!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sponge Bob and Patrick took off in first place as other teams got their tips and ran towards the graveyard.
Don: (offscreen) This is close game so far. The atmosphere seems to have intrigued some of our competitors.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: A haunted graveyard and a stone temple. My type of atmosphere.
Red: Dull and mysterious and full of tricks galore.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dipper & Mabel]
Mabel: Super ultra-cool temple challenge time!
Dipper: We're used to dark and gloomy surroundings. This challenge is in the bag!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Toon Link & Villager]
Toon Link: I've had a lot of experiences in dungeons and temples. (pulls Villager closer to the camera) Villager and I are going to own this one.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: New location, same old stuff. Ed and I are an unstoppable team.
Ed: We will enter the temple of despair and fight for our lives against mummies and creatures from another dimension.
Eddy: He likes his cartoons.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The teams entered the graveyard and search around the place looking for the temple with the Flying Dutchman's face on it. Finding the temple was appearing to be a difficult task as the teams found some unique things.
Reporter: So many gravestones. It's like sea of grey.
Edd: Gravestones dedicated to the dead bodies of the creatures that used to live under the sea. (notices a particular gravestone) What's this? 'Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams?'
Squidward: (pushing Edd and Reporter away from the gravestone) Nothing to see here folks. Let's move along.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Really? 'Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams?'
Squidward: I've had my dreams crushed so many times. (slouches) That gravestone just makes me happy.
Edd: Don't worry. Keep your head held high and we'll go as far as we can in this competition.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Over by a forest of trees, Homer and Bart were searching for the temple. Bart was balancing on the branches of trees while Homer was searching from the ground.
Bart: Any luck Homer? All I can see from up here are dark clouds.
WHACK! WHACK!
Bart looked down and saw Homer who kept running into thick, low branched attached to the trees.
Homer: I could (hits a branch) Doh! See If I could (hits another branch) Doh! Stop hitting (hits a third branch) Doh! These branches. I think I stopped hitting them. (walks further but hits another branch and falls onto the ground) DOH!
Bart: (sighs) Great. How hard is it to see a stupid temple?
The sound of thunder and lightning went off as lightning struck from the clouds as they separated revealing a temple entrance with the Flying Dutchman's face on it.
Bart: Look! The temple! Those clouds were blocking our view.
Homer: Then let's go! (runs but hits a branch) DOH!
Everyone arrived at the temple entrance and found a Don Box outside.
Bart: (reading the tip) 'You're ghoul-ing down!?'
Eddy: For today's all in challenge, teams must enter the underground cavern…..
Wario: And navigate through the underground passages….
Rigby: And make it out to the other side outside next week's location where the chill zone is located.
Doof: Run fast and avoid all of the obstacles underground….
Don: (at the chill zone) And the last team to arrive, MAY be eliminated from the race.
Everyone rushed into the temple and the entrance was sealed off a stone block appeared out of nowhere and blocked off the entrance.
The underground caverns of the temple of the Flying Dutchman. A dark and mysterious atmosphere indeed. Everyone couldn't see clearly as they walked through the cavern.
Wario: I can't see a thing here.
Waluigi: I don't even know if we're with anyone. Hello!? Anyone with us?
Peach: We're still here guys.
Daisy: What about Rosalina and G.I.R?
Rosalina: We're here.
G.I.R: G.I.R is here and ready to race!
Waluigi: Great. Everyone is here. Now how do we light up the cavern and see where we are going.
Rosalina: We need some sort of light source.
Wario: Here are some light bulbs. We just need some power source to light them up.
Daisy: Why do you have light bulbs on you?
Wario: They are from my company in Diamond City. No more questions, it'll waste time. Power source. Now!
G.I.R: (puts the light bulbs into his head) G.I.R reporting for power source duty!
Waluigi: Power source duty?
G.I.R began to glow brightly. The light bulbs were connected to holes inside his head making them light up. The cavern that the three teams were in was clearer and showed a lot of bats who were awoken by the light.
Peach: Bats!
Waluigi: Well, G.I.R has the bright idea. This way ladies…..and Wario.
The 3 teams ran through the cavern being chased by bats. Waluigi had G.I.R on his shoulders.
[CONFESSIONAL: Waluigi & Wario]
Waluigi: We have a strong group alliance.
Wario: We're unstoppable!
Waluigi: I know. G.I.R can come in handy with his robotic features. Daisy and Peach can be useful in their own way and Rosalina…
Wario: Is your love interest.
Waluigi: Wario!
Wario: Seriously? When are you going to make your move?
Waluigi: When I feel like it. I don't even though if she'll like me. Lots of people know us as sneaky tricksters.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Ed: Eddy where are you?
Eddy: I'm over here! (turns on a flashlight in his hand) There you are!
Ed: Eddy! These caverns are spooky.
Eddy: Hey! Are there any other teams here?
Schnitzel: (appears besides them with Chowder beside him) Rada.
Eddy: Woah!
Ed: Cool rock guy!
Chowder: I see you have a light source.
Homer: (appears alongside Ed with Bart) Hello!
Eddy: Great. We're all here. Now where do we go.
Bart: All I see is a wall up ahead.
Everyone turns and sees a brown, plain wall blocking the only way forward.
Eddy: Great. How are we supposed to get through that? It's probably a super thick wall of….
Ed: (smells the wall and then smiles widely) Chocolate!
Everyone: Chocolate!?
Ed began to eat through the wall.
Chowder: Save some for me!
Homer: Homer wants in too!
Homer and Chowder joined Ed and was devouring the wall. Their other teammates were confused.
Eddy: Who makes a wall out of chocolate in an underground cavern?
Bart: Don't know but our big stomached friends are clearing us a path. Let's move forward.
Schnitzel: Rada!
Eddy: This could be the start of a strong alliance.
The three tams ran through the cavern with no walls blocking their path.
Edd, Squidward, Kevin, Nazz, Reporter and Wrestler ran through the caverns but were blocked by a wall.
Kevin: Great. How are going to progress now?
Wrestler: Don't worry boy. I can knock down that wall. It'll take a while though.
Nazz: No problem!
A bunch of mummies rised from the ground and made their way towards the three teams.
Reporter: Big problem.
Kevin: Try to hold them off while the big guy breaks down the wall.
Edd: Stay back girls. Kevin and I will handle this.
Kevin: How can you do that Edd?
Edd got out some supplies and quickly invented a giant fan and activated it. It blew the bandages off of the mummies.
Edd: Quickly Kevin. Knock them out with some baseballs or something.
Kevin: My pleasure Edd!
Kevin got out a baseball bat and some balls and began to smash the balls through the mummies disintegrating them to dust as Wrestler broke down the wall.
Nazz: Sweet! Let's roll.
Wrestler, Nazz and Reporter zoomed off ahead with Kevin and Edd behind.
Kevin: How did you get so aggressive and straight into it?
Edd: Motivation and a miracle.
Kevin: What miracle is that?
Edd: (blushes slightly) I'll tell you later.
Kevin: (smirks slightly) Alright Edd. Let's catch up!
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Kevin]
Kevin: I know his miracle. And I'm happy for him.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Toon Link: Hello! Villager, are you there?
Villager appeared holding a small flashlight that only lit up a small part of the room.
Toon Link: Aah! Don't do that!
Villager: (giggles)
Ashley: You two alright?
Toon Link: Ashley! Red. It's good to see you.
Mona: (appears with TJ Snapper) I see we're all here.
Ashely: Yes.
Rhythm Girl: Hi.
MC Adore: Hey.
Mona: Anyone have a bright light source than that flashlight.
Ashley: I do.
Ashley casts a spell that lights up the whole room. Everyone saw a clear tunnel but Ashley and Toon Link saw that they were standing over a pit.
Toon Link: Oh dear.
The two screamed as they fell down the pit.
Mona: Ashley!
Mona jumped down the pit to go after them. Villager gasped and went down after Mona followed by Red and TJ Snapper. That left MC Adore and Rhythm Girl in the cavern.
Rhythm Girl: Quickly. Let's help them.
MC Adore: (grabs Rhythm Girl's arm and runs away from the pit) It's a race. We need to stay ahead. No exceptions.
Rhythm Girl: MC!
[CONFESSIONAL: MC Adore & Rhythm Girl]
Rhythm Girl: That wasn't nice.
MC Adore: We need to win. And nothing will stop us. (walks out of the confessional)
Rhythm Girl: (says to the camera) I'll bet you five dollars that someone will affect her winning attitude in the next leg of the race.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Ami: Wow. This cavern sure is sandy.
The two famous rock stars walked down a cavern full of sand.
Yumi: I know but it's not the worst of our problems.
Ami: But that might be.
The two girls were stopped as they saw a long blockade of bubbles.
Ami: It'll take ages to pop those bubbles.
Dipper and Mabel arrived on the scene along with Sponge Bob and Patrick.
Mabel: Ooh! Bubbles
Dipper: Stay focused Mabel. We need to get rid of all of them.
Yumi: We need a lot of projectiles.
Sponge Bob: Stand back and let us clear the path.
Dipper: Really? No catch. No demands.
Patrick: Sponge Bob and I are fair players. Just be glad you are getting help from a sponge.
Yumi: And why is that?
Sponge Bob got a funnel and scooped up some sand and absorbed it all and began to shoot and in sphere shapes which pierced through the bubbles.
Sponge Bob: Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!
Yumi: Nice projectiles!
Ami: We could work together as a group.
Dipper: Sounds like a plan.
Mabel: An alliance was formed!
All of the bubbles were popped and the three teams ran through the cavern.
Lasers and bullets were fired everywhere as Mandark, Dexter, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P were running away from Heavy Weapons Guy and Stewie with Brian and Tycho walking behind everyone slowly.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Mandark: You're probably wondering what was happening. We'll explain.
Dexter: That bald Russian man was making fun of us for being scrawny.
Mandark: But we were outsmarting him with long comments and words.
Dexter: But things got crazy when Mandark kicked that man's gun.
Mandark: He was so angry.
Dexter: And you can figure out the rest.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: Those two scrawny weaklings will pay for denting Sasha!
Tycho: I'll leave his anger problems alone. His problem, not mine.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: Okay. All I did was push that baby down when he was saying negative comments about my clothes. I didn't know he had a laser gun.
Agent P: Grr.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Brian & Stewie]
Stewie: Push me down, you'll feel the wrath of Stewie Griffin!
Brian: (sighs) Of course they will.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Kitty and Dudley were running away from a hoard of ghosts with Mordecai and Rigby behind them.
Dudley: How are we going to get rid of them?
Kitty: I don't know! We need some sort of way to scare them instead of them scaring us!
Mordecai: (grins) A loud sound?
Rigby: (grins) We can do that! We just need a speaker to amplify our sound.
Dudley: Let's move then!
The four ran past a corner and were out of sight. The hoard of ghosts flew by but was stopped when they saw a set of speakers with Mordecai and Rigby in front of them in cool outfits.
Mordecai: Watch out ghosts. We're gonna blow you away!
Rigby: Out of this cavern while we continue to play!
Mordecai: The sounds of our rhyme!
Rigby: Are strong every time!
Mordecai: You're going down, mush to your dismay!
Both: Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The sound of Mordecai and Rigby's words echoed throughout the cavern and sent the ghosts away for good.
Dudley: Awesome rhymes dudes!
Kitty: Let's get moving. We're NOT coming in last!
Mordecai: Agreed!
Rigby: Yeah-a!
[CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai & Rigby]
Mordecai: one of our best moments in the race.
Rigby: We're not done yet!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Two screams were heard as Toon Link landed down in the lowest level of the caverns.
Toon Link: Ouch. Glad I'm alright but where's Ashley? She fell too and….
Toon Link was cut off when Ashely came crashing down on top of him. The two opened their eyes and saw they when they landed, their lip connected together. They gasped and got up.
Ashley: That was a complete accident!
Toon Link: It was my fault entirely!
The two heard more screams which meant that others were falling down. They looked at each other while sweating and formed a plan.
Ashely: Stick together no matter what and never tell anyone about this?
Toon Link: Until the race is over for both of us.
Ashley: Agreed!
Toon Link: Agreed!
The others came down onto the scene.
Mona: You two are alright! Did anything happen down here?
Ashley: Nope!
Toon Link: Nothing at all!
Everyone else looked confused except for Mona who had a small smile on her face.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Mona]
Mona: Ah! The accidental kiss! An awkward yet super sweet part of life! Keep feeling strong Ashley! You'll be together with Toon Link soon!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
TJ Snapper: I hate to break up the friendship moment but we're probably in dead last. We need to get out of here.
Toon Link: We need speed.
Ashley: Allow me to provide that.
Ashley casted a spell behind everyone and created a massive wave of water heading straight towards them.
Ashley: Brace yourselves!
TJ Snapper: Dear god.
Red: Oh no.
Mona: Here we go.
Toon Link: This is going to be awesome!
Ashely smiled slightly as the wave hit them and the water was sent throughout the cavern.
Don: I'm outside the cavern where today's chill zone is. Most of the teams are in a tight position as they are all racing towards the chill zone close together.
Most of the other teams were budging against each other. Some were running alone ahead of each other but everyone stopped when they heard a loud rumble, turned around, and saw the wave of water heading straight towards them.
Eddy: What the?
Chowder: Woah!
Dipper: This is bad.
Peach: This might hurt.
Heavy: Incoming!
Tycho: (sarcastically) Great.
Don: For the love of….
SPLASH!
Everyone was blasted by the water and everything turned blue until the water passed by. Don was on the ground on his back and all of the teams were piled all over each other, big guys like Heavy, Schnitzel and Ed were on the bottom and Ashley and Red were a the top.
Don: What a way to end this section of the race. According to the pyramid of contestants, Ashley and Red are the last team to arrive.
Red: (saddened) Aw!
Don: But karma hasn't struck you two yet. This is a non-elimination round! You two are STILL in the race!
Red: Yes!
Ashley giggled as she hugged Red.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ashley & Red]
Ashley: Still in it to win it. I've had the light of hope shine upon me.
Red: Really?
Ashley: Yes. Watch out other teams. Ashley and Red are going to knock you out!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Things have gotten crazy now that the teams have been involved in groups. Alliances have been formed and rivalries will clash! Stay tuned for more epic action on…..THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
END OF EPISODE