Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Joyful Japan! Full of crazy cities and challenges that brought out everyone's own abilities. Waluigi saved Rosalina from a static shock making her feelings open up as wide as a valley! A special cameo was made by MC Ballyhoo and our teams encountered the first ever 'Split and Hit!' Two challenges divided the teams into two groups where they ate fiery sushi and balanced on a spinning log. After that, it was a sumo match where their own skills gave them the victory but it was all about Dr Doofenshmirtz and Stewie who tested their rivalry to the extreme after Stewie's previous antics. But this time, Doofenshmirtz messed with Stewie and Brian and sent them out of the race! Let's get straight to the action with….THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
Don: (Sitting on a luxury recliner inside a plane) Welcome back! This week is starting off differently. The teams have already set off inside jets. Some changes could be made before we reach our next destination but for now, our remaining teams are awaiting their next set of chaotic challenges inside these comfortable planes.
[SKY BLUE CRUISER PLANE]
Ed and Eddy were relaxing on dark blue chairs. Ed was sipping gravy out of fancy looking tea cups while Eddy was resting and wearing a sleep mask.
Ed: Are you sure it was a good idea Eddy?
Eddy: I already told you Ed, that purple plumber guy is a better member to work with. We could use this to our advantage to stay on game yet sneaky at the same time. Besides, I told them about our resignation in a calm and polite manner.
[20 MINUTES AGO]
Chowder, Schnitzel, Bart and Homer were looking at an envelope that Chowder was holding.
Chowder ripped it open and took out a piece of paper that was inside it and read it out loud.
Chowder: 'To the purple fat guy, the rock guy, the orange wearing spiky head and the bald idiot. We're leaving the alliance. See you never. P.S: Tell the bald one, thanks for the five dollar note.
Homer: Five dollar note? I didn't give him a….wait a minute. (Checks his wallet and sees that a five dollar note is missing) WHY THAT LITTLE!
[BACK TO THE PRESENT]
Eddy: A most calm manner indeed. (Smirks) Just relax. I already talked to Waluigi and the others and they are happy for us to join.
[CONFESSIONAL: Waluigi & Wario]
Waluigi: So those two boys wanted to join our alliance. We're cool with that. After that display of teamwork, we figured it would great for another team to add their skills to the game.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: I don't know if we can trust those two boys yet.
Peach: Just wait and see if they deliver.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[EMERALD GREEN CRUISER PLANE]
Mordecai and Rigby were having fun with Heavy as they were drinking sodas. Tycho was sitting on a nearby chair reading a book looking annoyed. The three jolly men were telling stories of their adventures.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: Those two scrawny men are funny guys. We have been on many dangerous adventures. We will make powerful alliance!
Tycho: What if I don't want them to be in an alliance with us?
Heavy: (Slams his fist on the wall) We will have alliance!
Tycho: (Ducking down out of sight but gives a thumbs up) Ok then! Alliance it is!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai & Rigby]
Both: We're alliance bros! Yeahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Sponge Bob and Patrick were engaged in a table tennis game while Ami, Yumi and Mabel were watching them. Dipper was nearby by reading his journal.
Ami: I can't believe they sent us in this classy transportation!
Yumi: Yeah. It's way better than what Kaz offers us.
Mabel: So where do you think we're going next?
Yumi: Don't care. As long as it's awesome! Maybe we'll….
CRASH!
The two planes landed on the ground very roughly making everyone fall onto the floor. Sponge Bob and Patrick fell over with their paddled landing on the table and the ping pong ball bouncing onto the paddles. Everyone groaned as they got up and exited the planes in a matter of seconds. Everyone stood outside as they saw a bright town filled with many locations and self-centred people that live here. Most of our teams were confused as to the location except for one team.
Bart: Yes! Springfield!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Yes, this is Springfield. Home place of the father and son team and full of pointless attractions and unique citizens. Our teams will take part in an extreme challenge that will be set all around Springfield.
[END DESCRIPTION]
Kevin: (Looks around and spots the Don Box) Look! The Don Box!
Kevin and Nazz are the first ones to get the tip but everyone got their tips in a flash.
Nazz: It's an all-in. Sweep around Springfield?
Don: (Inside a helicopter with Artie from the news channel) For this all in challenge, our teams will have to make their way around Springfield and locate 3 well known locations and take a photo with these cameras attached to the tips. They have to take a picture of one of their team mates on top of the Lard Lad's Donuts statue, Outside the Power Plant and at the top of the escalator to nowhere. (The helicopter lands outside a train station as Don hops off) Once they have the pictures, they will make their way to this train station and book tickets for the outskirts of Springfield where the chill zone is located. Last team to arrive, MAY be eliminated from the race.
Mona: (Holds out one of the cameras and smiles) Sweet! I love taking pictures!
TJ Snapper: That's my life's job!
Chowder: Let's roll! Come on Homer and Bart…
Chowder and Schnitzel looked around but couldn't find Homer and Bart anywhere.
Chowder: Where did they go!?
At the train station, Homer and Bart were at the ticket office with three photos in Bart's pocket.
Homer: Two tickets to the outskirts of Springfield please!
[CONFESSIONAL: Homer & Bart]
Bart: Ha! This section of the challenge was a breeze! We know this place like the back of our hands! Look! (Shows close ups of the photos showing Homer on top of the donut statue with half eaten donuts, both of them outside the plant and both of them falling off of the escalator) We've already got the photos!
Homer: 1st place here we come! Who's going to stop us?
[END CONFESSIONAL]
A train stopped at the station and Bart quickly got onto it. Homer walked onto it behind him but was pushed out by an anonymous figure in a brown coat and hat. The train doors closed as the train zoomed off.
Homer: Bart! I need to save him in case he gets into trouble! I need transportation! Fast!
Bart was face to face with the anonymous person.
Bart: Hey man! Not cool! Why did you do that?
?: So we can be alone. (Pulls out a remote and presses it) There we go!
The train switched to a different track.
?: Now we are heading in a different direction.
Bart: And why is that? Who the heck are you?
?: (Takes off the hat and coat to reveal a man with spiky red hair) Hello Bart.
Bart: AAH! SIDESHOW BOB!
Sideshow Bob: Indeed. I needed to get you away from the show. (Pulls out a knife) And now you will die.
Bart ran off through the train carriages.
Sideshow Bob: Always with the chase before the climax. (Runs off to catch Bart) Get back here!
[LARD LAD DONUTS]
Ed, Eddy, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and G.I.R were outside Lard Lad's Donuts. They were staring up at the massive statue.
Wario: That is one big statue.
Peach: How are we going to get up there?
Eddy: We need some sort of climbing equipment.
Ed: Hey guys! Look up here!
Eddy, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy and Rosalina looked up and saw Ed and G.I.R standing at the top of the statue.
Eddy: Ed! How the heck did you get up there!?
Ed: I climbed up the back of this giant man! The little guy wanted a piggy back ride.
G.I.R: Piggies!
Waluigi: That's nice but we need to get two more of us up there.
Eddy: I have an idea that might work. (Tosses his yo-yo up to Ed) Ed! Catch!
Ed catches the yo-yo and looks at it before he understands what he has to do. He throws the yo-yo while holding the string which Eddy caught.
Eddy: Yo-yo lift for two.
Waluigi and Daisy got a grip on the yo-yo and were shot up onto the top of statue. Eddy, Wario, Rosalina and Peach got out their cameras and took a picture of the four in a hugging pose.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: (Spinning his yo-yo around) This yo-yo is AWESOME!
Ed: Spinning and winning is fun!
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Peach & Daisy]
Daisy: Ok. They seem to be ok but no one double crosses this princess and gets away with it!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Dr Doofenshmirtz, Agent P, Dexter and Mandark were outside the power plant. Dexter and Dr Doofenshmirtz stood in position as Mandark and Agent P took the pictures. They were about to leave when they were stopped by two familiar men.
Mr Burns: Hey you four! Why are you taking pictures of MY power plant?
Doof: We're just taking photos for a competition.
Mr Burns: Without paying a fee for photographing on MY property!?
Smithers: I'm afraid you can't do as you please here. We'll need to take those photos away from you.
Mandark: Well we COULD do that, or….
Dexter, Mandark and Dr Doofenshmirtz pulled out their own freeze rays designed in their own fashion and shot them at Mr Burns and Mr Smithers freezing them in ice.
All three: You can chill out for once!
Agent P just rolled his eyes as he put a hand on his forehead.
Doof: I like your styles of technology.
Dexter: Thanks. You're into science too?
Doof: Well I guess the lab coat gives it away. We should team up together.
Mandark: An alliance? Sounds interesting.
Doof: Indeed. I already got my annoying foe eliminated so we should be unstoppable! (Places his hand out in front of Dexter and Mandark) For science!
Dexter: (Places his hand over Doofenshmirtz's hand) For science!
Mandark: (Places his hand over Dexter's hand) For science!
Agent P rolled his eyes as he placed his hand over Mandark's hand.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
Doof: And an alliance was born!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Bart was running through each carriage with Sideshow Bob on his trail. He ran through a green coloured room and knocked open a closet dropping rakes onto the floor which made Sideshow Bob collide with them every time resulting in a low growl.
Sideshow Bob: What kind of a train keeps rakes on board!?
Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami, Yumi, Dipper, Mabel, Chowder and Schnitzel were riding the 'Escalator to Nowhere.' Everything seemed silent as they were reaching the top.
Sponge Bob: This seems nice. Not dangerous at all.
Chowder: Thanks for allowing us to come with you. I don't know what happened to our other friends.
Yumi: No sweat! Any challenge is more fun when you're with someone else.
Patrick: Hey guys why do they call it the 'Escalator to Nowhere?'
Sponge Bob: Well Patrick, it appears to stop at the top then we…. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Everyone reached the top of the Escalator to Nowhere and were falling through the sky.
Ami: Take the pictures!
Schnitzel: Radaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dipper: Where's the freaking camera!?
Mabel: Whee!
Patrick: Yeah!
Pictures and snapping sounds were seen and heard onscreen as the teams took pictures of themselves. Dipper was seen screaming with Mabel beside him flapping her arms about and yelling with joy. Chowder was resting on his back while Schnitzel was upside down looking grumpy. Ami and Yumi were making rock band poses and Sponge Bob and Patrick were together with Sponge Bob's arm extending out as he was holding the camera. The last thing to be heard was 8 loud thuds.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dipper & Mabel]
Mabel: That was AWESOME!
Dipper: That was PAINFUL!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The last group of teams were making their way towards the Lard Lad's Donuts statue. Heavy, Tycho, Mordecai and Rigby were the first ones out of the groups to arrive.
Mordecai: Ok then. How are we going to get up there?
Tycho: This requires a decent strategy. We can't just go straight to…
Heavy: (Picks up Tycho) Brute force!
Heavy threw Tycho up through the air until he landed on the statue.
Mordecai: That was cool! Can you do the same thing with Rigby?
Heavy started to walk towards Rigby who stopped him by putting a hand up in a stopping gesture.
Rigby: No need. I got this one.
Rigby was repositioned into the air by unknown forces and was thrown onto the top of the statue. Heavy and Mordecai got out their cameras and took some pictures.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai & Rigby]
Mordecai: I love this alliance. Why didn't you let Heavy help you
Rigby: Just go with the flow and deal with it. Words to live by.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Three more teams were facing the giant statue after the previous two teams left.
Edd: That is one unusual statue.
Kevin: Freaky in every angle.
Nazz: This whole place is weird.
Reporter: How are we going to get up there?
Nazz: We need some sort of climbing equipment.
Kevin: How about these?
Everyone turned around and saw Kevin with a box full of knives/
Nazz: Okay. First things first. Where the heck did you get those from?
Kevin: Found them outside some sort of restaurant. This freaky clown was promoting some sort of new burger and I took this box while he wasn't looking.
Wrestler: So we just use these to pierce into the statue and climb up.
Kevin: Yep. Only one of us from each team if I recall correctly.
Squidward: I don't climb.
Edd: I figured that. Don't worry, I was prepared for this.
Edd got the knives and quickly climbed up the statue leaving Kevin, Nazz, and Squidward with shocked faces. Wrestler was just smiling as he saw Reporter's expression. She was smiling with hearts in her eyes.
[CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Squidward: How did you make it up there so fast?
Edd: Motivation.
Squidward: (Smirks) Reporter.
Edd: (Punches Squidward in the face making him fall down) Please be silent.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Nazz, and Reporter climbed onto the top of the statue as the boys on the ground took the photos. The last three teams made it to the statue.
Mona: That is one tall statue.
TJ Snapper: How did you guys get up there?
Squidward: Knives from that guy. (Points to Kevin)
TJ Snapper: Cool.
Kevin: So how are you guys going to get up there?
Ashley: In an easy way. (Floats up to the top of the statue) See.
Toon Link: Wait for me! (Uses his hook shot to shoot himself onto the top of the statue)
Mona: You want to go on up TJ?
Everyone on the ground looks at TJ Snapper who sighs.
TJ Snapper: Fine. Give me a minute.
[ONE LONG CLIMB UP THE STATUE LATER]
Toon Link, Ashley and TJ Snapper were on top of the statue and the photos were taken.
Nazz: Yes! Let's head to the station and get on the train!
Nazz: Where's the god damn train!?
The teams outside the station but saw that there were no trains available.
Heavy: (Walks up to desk and stares at the worker inside it) Where is train skinny man?
Worker: I-I'm afraid all trains have been cancelled due to a train going off track.
Tycho: Well that's just great. How are we going to get to the outskirts of this town now?
Everyone heard some rumbling and saw Ed, Edd, and Eddy with a number of pump trollies.
Eddy: Then let's do this the old fashioned way!
The teams got onto a pump trolley and went off into the distance.
Bart ended up against a wall as Sideshow Bob cornered him.
Sideshow Bob: And now we have reached the climatic finale!
Bart: This seems too simple. Are you sure you're up to your usual genius performances.
Sideshow Bob: Well I do tend to think outside the box but being simple can…..STOP THAT! I won't fall for flattery again. This time there will be no distractions. Not even the police can figure out your location. Now it's time to die.
Sideshow Bob was about to strike but was stopped when both males hear the horn of a jeep. Both were confused until a jeep crashed through the walls of the train and collided with Sideshow Bob sending him onto the floor . Homer stepped out to be revealed as the driver.
Bart: Dad! You're here! (Hugs Homer) I thought you were pushed out.
Homer: Well I was worried and went everywhere to find a car since your mom took our one out for shopping.
Bart: I'm just glad you came back dad.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Homer]
Homer: He called me dad…..(Jumps up into the air) YES!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Homer: Now isn't the time for reunions. Get into the jeep. If we go fast enough, we can still stay in the game.
The two got into the jeep and drove away from the train towards the outskirts of Springfield.
The pump trollies zoomed down the train tracks as our teams were freestyling across the outer lands of Springfield. Ed was tied to the trolley as he was running very quickly with Eddy hanging a piece of buttered toast on a string and a pole making Ed pull the pump trolley. Other teams ere shown doing the proper method of using the handles to move the trollies. Screenshots showed Homer and Bart racing in the jeep and other teams such as Wario and Waluigi, Ami and Yumi and Kevin and Nazz on the trollies.
Don: We're here live at the outskirts of Springfield where we are awaiting the arrival of our teams.
The teams started to arrive at the chill zone. Ed and Eddy reached the chill zone first.
Don: Nice work guys! First place!
Ed: Yay!
Eddy: As expected.
Edd and Squidward were talking while travelling.
Edd: Hey Squidward. Can you use your ink to get us into second place?
Squidward: I don't like using my ink a lot but if helps us stay in the game then sure.
Squidward blasted ink sending the two across the lands and to the chill zone.
Don: Nice moves you two. Second place!
More teams started to appear but were sliding from side to side due to the ink Squidward left on the ground. Kevin, Nazz, Mona, TJ Snapper, Dipper and Mabel slipped onto the scene and landed on their stomachs and backs on the chill zone.
Don: A wipe-out for you guys and gals but you're still in the race. The race for last place is on as the teams pummel through the land on the pump trollies. While another teams Jumps around in a jeep. It's a tight race.
Screenshots of the teams on trollies roll by along with a screenshot of the jeep's wheels moving. The scene changed to screenshots of the teams appearing onscreen in the next set of place numbers.
6th [Chowder & Schnitzel]
7th [Sponge Bob & Patrick]
8th [Peach & Daisy]
9th [Ashley & Red]
10th [Rosalina & G.I.R]
11th [Ami & Yumi]
12th [Wario & Waluigi]
13th [Dr Doofenshmirtz & Agent P]
14th [Dexter & Mandark]
15th [Reporter & Wrestler]
16th [Toon Link & Villager]
17th [Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Don: Two teams remain. Who will it be?
Screenshots of Mordecai and Rigby on the trolley and Homer and Bart in the jeep rolled by as dramatic music played. Eventually one team managed to reach the chill zone…
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Don: And Mordecai and Rigby arrive next! You guys have secured the last place!
Rigby: (Falls onto his stomach) God that was tiring!
[CONFESSIONAL: Mordecai & Rigby]
Mordecai: Since we're sort of not the best workers, we had a hard time pushing that trolley.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Well that was another interesting episode but we can easily…LOOK OUT!
Don, Mordecai and Rigby moved out of the way as the jeep crashed into the wall. Bart got out and was unharmed and Homer followed him looking dizzy.
Don: Woah! What happened?
Bart: Oh same old stuff in Springfield. I almost got killed by Sideshow Bob and Homer got drunk.
Homer: So many Duff Beer cans makes Homer happy.
Bart: (Pours a barrel of water over Homer snapping him back to reality) There we go.
Homer: Woah! (Puts his hand on his forehead) That's the last time we stop for drinks while racing. How did we do?
Don: Well I'm sad to say you're the last team to arrive, but….
Bart: It's a non-elimination round!?
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Don: Nope. Your still out.
Homer: DOH!
Bart: Then what is it?
Don: I was going to say you seem to have developed a stronger father and son bond. Good for you. Now leave.
Homer: Come on son! Let's go get some drinks at home and tell your mother and Lisa and Maggie ALL about our adventures.
Bart: Right beside you dad!
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Homer & Bart]
A series of clips featuring Homer and Bart went by.
Bart: Another end to another crazy adventure for me and dad.
Homer: The Simpsons have definitely been on some chaotic adventures but this one has been on of the most rewarding.
Bart: We've bonded and that is worth a million dollars to us.
The two are walking down a street towards Evergreen Terrace.
Bart: You want to watch the shows mom doesn't let us watch while she's out?
Homer: You get the drinks and I'll get the shows up and running!
The two laughed as the screen went black.
END OF EPISODE