Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race Cartoon Crafts Style! Italy was warm but the challenges were cold as our teams either grabbed tips from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa or ate hot pizzas in a cold freezer. After that, it was a gondola race through Venice to the chill zone. Despite an easy attitude, Chowder and Schnitzel sank like a rock into the water and were eliminated along with Kevin and Nazz, who were betrayed by Squidward who surprised them all with his determination. Another surprising double elimination round went but our teams are already heading to their next destination. Let's see how they do in today's edition of….THE RIDONCULOUS RACE! CARTOON CRAFTS STYLE!
[IN A NEARBY ITALIAN AIRPORT]
Heavy burst through the doors to the airport with a determined look as Tycho jogged onto the scene and stopped at the Don Box.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Tycho: We came in third last time but we managed to pass the teams ahead of us with ease.
Heavy: I run fast on base when it comes to fighting so this is easy for Heavy!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Tycho: (Presses the Don Box and reads the tip) Book two seats on the next flight to…...Moscow?
Heavy: Yes! Moscow, Russia!
[PLACE DESCRIPTION]
Don: Russia! The largest nation in the world! The place ranges from tundras to subtropical beaches. (Stands outside an airport) Once teams land here, they'll find this Don Box next to me to find their next travel tip. (Shivers) Brr. It's cold here. Anyone know where to find cocoa here?
[END DESCRIPTION]
The teams ran into the airport and boarded some planes to Russia.
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Heavy: I am from Russia. It will be good to be home again. Home field advantage will come in handy.
Tycho: I would say something important here, but I don't want to interrupt Heavy's return to home.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Inside one of the planes, teams were resting and preparing to face the challenges in Russia. Heavy and Tycho were relaxing while reading magazines. Squidward had a sleep mask on his face while Wrestler was reading a book and listening to Edd and Reporter talking while smiling.
[CONFESSIONAL: Reporter & Wrestler]
Reporter: Edd told us about what Squidward did yesterday. And it was so COOL!
Wrestler: The two bring a lot to the race! I like them.
Reporter: (Smiles) I like Edd a LOT more.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Edd & Squidward]
Edd: Kevin and Nazz are gone. That's a load off of our shoulders!
Squidward: Now our alliance is unstoppable.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Dexter and Mandark were showing different experiments to Dr Doofenshmirtz while Agent P was reading a magazine.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Dexter: We need to step up our game. Show the world that we mean business.
Mandark: And today is the perfect opportunity. Russia is a strong country.
Dexter: Where we can show off our strong skills.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
The planes landed as our teams dashed off to the Don Box. Screenshots of arms hitting the Don Box went by as the tips were read out loud.
Peach: Make your way to the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow and find the Don Box backstage.
Daisy: Bolshoi Theatre?
Heavy: Bolshoi!?
Tycho: You know it?
Heavy: Sadly, yes.
Don: (At the Bolshoi Theatre) Yes, the Bolshoi Theatre. This place is well known for holding performances of Ballet and Opera. Our teams will enter the theatre from the backstage entrance where their next tip is found.
[AT THE BOLHOI THEATRE]
A man was about to exit stage left but was stopped when the wall was demolished as the teams entered with the strong men including Heavy, Wrestler, Ed and Wario busting down the wall.
Tycho: Wow. (Grabs a tip) Wonder which one of them has to pay the wall repair bill? (Reads the tip) It's a Split and Hit. Ballet and Blast?
Don: (Sings a high pitched note making fancy wine glasses shatter) For this Split and Hit, one team member must emit a sound with the right frequency to shatter 25 glasses while the other one (Stands in a ballet room next to a female instructor) must perform a ballet routine. When this instructor gives a thumbs up and the other challenge is complete, the instructor will hand over the next tip.
Heavy: I take blast! You do ballet.
Tycho: Whatever.
Yumi: Are you sure you want Sponge Bob to do the blast challenge? He'd be better at ballet.
Patrick: (Whispers) Just get him to laugh and we'll be fine.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Ami: Patrick coming up with a plan? That's unusual.
Yumi: I know. Weird.
[BLAST]
Reporter, Edd, Dr Doofenshmirtz, Dexter, Wario, Rosalina, Peach, Eddy, Toon Link, Red, Mona, Sponge Bob, Yumi, Heavy, Mordecai and Dipper were onstage. Everyone was situated on their own surrounded by a circle of 25 wine glasses.
Reporter: Finding the right frequency. Might be harder than it sounds.
Peach: No problem for us. Toadsworth once had me take opera singing lessons. Observe. Ready Rosalina?
Rosalina: Right with you Peach.
The two sang at a high pitch making their glasses shatter one by one.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Peach]
Peach: Being royalty has its advantages.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Rosalina]
Rosalina: Being a lone human in space gives you a lot of time to study up a LOT of things.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Yumi: (Sings an opera pitch since she had singing practice before which makes her glasses shatter) There! Done! You alright Sponge Bob?
Sponge Bob: I don't know if I can do this.
Yumi: [Thought: Patrick said make him laugh] Hey Sponge Bob!
Sponge Bob: Yes?
Yumi: Knock knock.
Sponge Bob: (Confused) who's there?
Yumi: Amos.
Sponge Bob: Amos who?
Yumi: A mosquito.
A mosquito flew by Sponge Bob who realised the joke.
Sponge Bob: I get it! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sponge Bob's iconic annoying laugh echoed throughout the Opera hall making the other competitors cover their ears as Sponge Bob's glasses broke into pieces.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ami & Yumi]
Yumi: Now I understand what Patrick was thinking.
[SWITCH CONFESSIONAL: Sponge Bob & Patrick]
Patrick: It all comes from experience. Mainly comments from our good friend Squidward.
Sponge Bob: Squidward is nice. Even if he's a little grumpy.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy screamed until his glasses broke while others were using their own methods. Wario farted with his pitched fart breaking the glasses while making some other competitors hold their noses. Mordecai chanted until his glasses broke. Eddy just got his yo-yo out and smashed his glasses.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: I don't sing on normal occasions.
Ed: No. No he does not.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Mona ran off after she broke her glasses with her voice. Red, Toon Link and Dipper followed.
Edd: This challenge requires knowledge.
Reporter: I know what you mean. (Takes out her microphone) All I have is this.
Edd: That's it Reporter!
Reporter: Pardon?
Edd: If we emit a sound through your microphone and enlarge it…
Dexter: We can shatter our glasses.
Edd: Exactly!
Dexter: Here! (Gives Edd a device) This will enhance the sound.
Edd: Alright! Prepare yourselves.
Edd made the microphone produce a static sound which spread through the room making the glasses shatter.
[SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Edd]
Edd: I like Dexter. Smart and not the athletic type. A good ally and a great friend.
[SWITCH SOLO CONFESSIONAL: Dexter]
Dexter: Brains triumphs again!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
[BALLET]
The other half of the teams were trying to perform a ballet routine. Some people like Wrestler and Patrick struggled to progress but others like Mandark and Waluigi went around the room in an epic display.
[GROUP CONFESSIONAL: Waluigi & Mandark]
Waluigi: Anything that involves skill and grace is easy for Waluigi!
Mandark: And since my parents wanted a daughter from the beginning, I was forced to do things like ballet and wear dresses.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Eventually, the instructor gave a thumbs up to everyone and handed over the tips.
Mandark: Thanks. (Reads the tip) Make your way to Krasnodar Krai and locate Rosa Kutor to find the next Don Box.
Heavy: Rosa Kutor? Yes! Skiing!
Don: (Outside Rosa Kutor) Rosa Kutor! An alpine skiing resort. Perfect for a crazy challenge. Teams will….. (The gang already make it here before he finishes his sentence) OW! Just read the tip!
Rigby: (Reading the tip) Ah! A Botch or Watch. 'It's all downhill from here?'
Don: (Shown skiing down a snowy course) For this Botch or Watch, whoever DIDN'T face the sumo wrestlers in Japan must ski down the hill while carrying their partner on their backs all the way to the chill zone at the bottom of the course. Last team to arrive….. (Hits a tree) Ow! May be eliminated. Please cutaway right now!
[AT THE TOP OF ONE OF THE ALPINE SKIING COURSES]
[GATE 1]
[Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
[Edd & Squidward]
[Reporter & Wrestler]
[Ed & Eddy]
Tycho: Do you know how to ski?
Heavy: I am capable of many things. But when danger is ahead….
Heavy set off downhill with Tycho clinging to his back.
Heavy: Heavy will TRIUMPH!
Tycho: (Climbs onto his shoulders) You steer, I'll break any obstacles!
Edd, Reporter and Ed set off with Squidward, Wrestler and Eddy clinging to them. Edd and Reporter were skiing at a steady pace while Ed was all over the place.
Eddy: Woah! Keep your eyes on the road Ed!
Ed: Don't worry Eddy! I will get us there! Watch this!
Ed went downhill and tripped over a rock rolling himself and Eddy into a snowball. They rolled past the others at an incredible speed.
Heavy: What was that?
Tycho: (Notices something) Look out Heavy! Trees and rocks! (Grabs a rocket launcher from who knows where) I got it!
Tycho blasted the rocks into pieces while Heavy and the other teams dodged the trees.
Edd: Why are always involved in dangerous events?
Squidward: Don't blame life. Blame written conflicts.
The snowball containing Ed and Eddy crashed onto the chill zone.
Eddy: (Dizzy) Yay! We…..made…..it.
Don: Interesting landing. But I'm afraid that you'll be receiving a 30 minute penalty.
A 30:00 appeared onscreen.
Eddy: What!? Why? What did Ed do?
Don: Nothing. YOU were supposed to break the glasses using a sound, not your yo-yo.
[CONFESSIONAL: Ed & Eddy]
Eddy: Sometimes I wonder whether to adore this show or despise it.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Heavy and Tycho landed at the chill zone with Heavy skidding to stop making Tycho fall into the snow.
Don: Heavy and Tycho! You're the first team to arrive without a penalty!
[CONFESSIONAL: Heavy Weapons Guy & Tycho]
Both: YES!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: Find the nearest airport to find your next (Wind blows past him as Heavy and Tycho set off) tip.
Edd and Reporter swerve around each other until they skidded onto the chill zone.
Don: Second and third! Keep moving on to the airport!
[GATE 2]
[Toon Link & Villager]
[Ashley & Red]
[Mona & TJ Snapper]
[Dexter & Mandark]
The teams were skiing down the hill in a special display. Ashley, TJ Snapper, Toon Link and Mandark were on the skis while their team mates were clinging onto them. Everything was alright until TJ saw a….
TJ Snapper: Rock!
A giant rock was blocking their way to the end of the path to the chill zone. A tree branch was over it at a high distance.
Toon Link: Can you guys get over that rock easily?
Ashley: Sure. Why?
Toon Link: Race you to the finish!
Toon Link fired his hook shot at the branch sending himself and Villager over the rock and onto the path.
Ashley: oh you're on!
Ashley levitated herself and Red over the rock and onto the path and caught up with Toon Link and passed him.
Ashley: See you at the finish line!
Red: Woo-hoo!
Mona: Can you pass the rock?
TJ Snapper: I don't know if I can….
Mona: Good! See you on the other side!
Mona back-flipped off of TJ Snapper and flew over the rock but TJ crashed right through it leaving a hole. Dexter and Mandark looked at the scene and got out two guns as they blasted the rock into pieces as Mona landed on TJ Snapper's shoulders.
[CONFESSIONAL: Dexter & Mandark]
Dexter: Sometime the best solution to a problem is the simplest.
Mandark: In our case, blast it to smithereens!
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Ashley and Red got to the chill zone a second after Toon Link and Villager followed by Mona and TJ snapper and Dexter and Mandark.
Don: (Sipping some hot chocolate) 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th. Get to the airport pronto to continue.
[CONFESSIONAL: Mona & TJ Snapper]
Mona: (Looks at TJ Snapper who looks dizzy) Still in the game. But, er… are you ok?
TJ Snapper: (Dizzy) Fine…just give me….a minute…to regain…consciousness…ok?
TJ Snapper falls onto the floor.
Mona: He might be out cold for a while. Guess I have to carry him all the way until he wakes back up.
[END CONFESSIONAL]
Don: More teams are starting to appear onscreen as Ed and Eddy are reaching the end of their penalty but it's still anyone's game!
The screen showed that Ed and Eddy had 10 minutes left as Dr Doofenshmirtz and Agent P skidded onto the chill zone.
Don: 9th!
Doof: Oh yeah!
Agent P: Grr. (Gives a thumbs up)
Mordecai and Rigby chanted as they reached the chill zone along with Sponge Bob, Patrick, Ami and Yumi.
Don: 10th to 12th place for you guys!
Eddy: I wish the timer would go down faster.
Ed: Have faith Eddy.
[GATE 3]
Wario, Rosalina and Peach were on the skis as the teams were ready to go down.
Waluigi: Let's get this over with quickly. I saw lots of teams reach the chill zone down there.
Wario: Then let's boost into action!
Wario farted sending the two down the hill at record speed.
Peach: Really Wario? (Fans the fart away)
Daisy: Let's ride!
G.I.R: Down the snow! Yay!
The other teams went down as Dipper and Mabel reached the scene.
Dipper: We're dead last!
Mabel: Not for long! We just need a big boost!
Dipper: Where are we going to find a big boost?
Mabel: Just cheer and keep faith and we'll find it! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
A loud rumble was heard. Gate 3 was situated under a large pile of snow on a rocky cliff. Mabel's scream set off an avalanche as the two went downhill.
Dipper: AVALANCHE!
Mabel: Adventure and danger! YAY!
The two got engulfed into the avalanche as the previous teams reached the chill zone.
Don: You guys are safe! Ed and Eddy! Your penalty ends in three, two… (Hears a loud rumble) What's that sound?
The three of them turned and saw the avalanche heading towards them.
Don: (Eyes widen) Oh dear.
Eddy: (Sarcastically) Great.
Ed: Cool!
The snow covered everyone and when it settled down, Don, Ed, Eddy, Dipper and Mabel's heads appeared out of the snow.
Don: Nice to see you two drop in.
Dipper: Are we safe?
Don: Well your avalanche made Ed and Eddy move onto the chill zone as their penalty expired so Ed and Eddy are still in the game.
Eddy: YES!
Ed: YAY!
Don: And I'm afraid you've come in last and it's over for you.
Mabel: Aw.
Dipper: It was fun. At least we didn't die.
Mabel: We are survivors! YAY!1
Another avalanche of snow covered Dipper and Mabel making Don's eyes widen.
[ELIMINATION RECAP: Dipper & Mabel]
Scenes involving Dipper and Mabel rolled by.
Dipper: This show may not be as insane as Gravity Falls but we had a blast!
Mabel: Went to lots of places and even made some friends.
Dipper: At least we got further than those business rivals.
Mabel: Yeah! That was one 'crabby' team!
Dipper: (Sighs) We're done here.
The two were walking through the streets of Russia drinking hot chocolate.
Mabel: What have you learned toady?
Dipper: Always have fun no matter what you do.
Mabel: I learned that too!
Dipper: And you learned never to be loud near mountains of snow.
The two laughed as they walked away.
END OF EPISODE